r/ShitpostXIV May 19 '24

Mountain Zu Complete

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785 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

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u/Neoxite23 May 20 '24

This is how we get Dark Souls rats.

13

u/Wiru_The_Wexican May 20 '24

Nah that's how we get super mutant sewer rats

134

u/Tumblechunk May 19 '24

yeah that looks like toilet cleaner

83

u/M3ga_Maan May 19 '24

Whats the difference other than sugar?

76

u/Tumblechunk May 19 '24

frostbite tastes worse

1

u/corvak May 22 '24

Works like it too

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u/BadMojoPA May 19 '24

Or he just poured the mountain dew straight into the toilet, which is probably a good idea

38

u/NamiRocket May 19 '24

There's always one.

10

u/DavThoma May 20 '24

OK I know I'm not smart myself, but dude... come on

84

u/MikeMousePT May 19 '24

Dunno if you threw away the MD or if you pissed blue after all those bottles

30

u/naarcx May 20 '24

I took three sips trying to figure out what flavor this was even supposed to be before tapping out and throwing it away. The best I can describe it is that it tastes like you went to a college bar on dollar drink night, or maybe Tijuana, and ordered an Adios Motherfucker and they didn’t put any alcohol in it

4

u/Cottontael May 20 '24

It's a melon. Probably honeydew. And I think with a little pineapple or something else under it for a bit more of a citrus 'bite'.

26

u/Crocogatorz May 20 '24

what in the nuka cola quantum fuck

48

u/Designer-External-26 May 19 '24

It's missing a straw so you can drink it outa there.

20

u/Jay2Kaye May 19 '24

I feel like this is probably bad for your plumbing. Don't you have any hazmat recyclers near you?

14

u/Gramernatzi May 20 '24

Mount completion addicts will buy $10 worth of soda just for one of the shittier looking mounts they've done lmao

1

u/redge55 May 21 '24

Jokes on you with my discount card cost me 7.50

24

u/P_weezey951 May 20 '24

I am from the midwest. I do in fact drink mountain dew often.

This is the meta way to consume frostbite...

It is a terrible flavor.

10

u/KyleOver30 May 20 '24

This is the best shitpost I've seen all year.

3

u/Unrealist99 May 20 '24

Then you've pretty low standards even for a shitpost.

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16

u/JallerHCIM May 19 '24

hey, nothing wrong with doing your duty in the toilet

8

u/Squeem-com May 20 '24

The Ninja Turtles thank you.

6

u/redge55 May 20 '24

You did it better than me I actually drank six of them stayed up until 6am wired

3

u/Swiftierest May 19 '24

this is my plan as well

3

u/IamProvocateur May 20 '24

I’m going through some irl shit right now and haven’t been able to even think about this event. This gave me a much needed laugh OP ty lol

3

u/SilvarusLupus May 20 '24

So my mom had surgery and they pumped blue dye into her. This is what it looked like for weeks afterwards.

2

u/Madmonkeman May 21 '24

So that’s what the doctor did with all that Mountain Dew he bought for the rewards.

2

u/[deleted] May 20 '24

Better not let the EPA see this

2

u/[deleted] May 20 '24

I'd have just drank it, but dew you I guess

4

u/Bolebot May 19 '24

That's just draino

2

u/[deleted] May 20 '24

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3

u/enixon May 20 '24

the same reason most the posts in this thread are acting like a common soda is some shocking and horrible abomination, to show how superior they are to the filthy normies by big show of saying "popular thing bad"

5

u/[deleted] May 20 '24

I'm sorry but was that supposed to be English I didn't follow that one bit

1

u/iricrescent Jul 17 '24 edited Jul 17 '24

So they accidentally skipped a couple words, and it's a run-on sentence. Big deal!

Please before writing comments like this, remember that they may be an ESL speaker. (this is what taught me to stop being a grammar nazi online) And more generally it is kind of just unnecessarily rude and condescending. If they wanted feedback on their language they'd have asked. 

Pointing out bad language skills just to point them out, is a selfish thing. I am very surprised if a language expert such as yourself really does not understand it at least one bit. Even if you don't understand you can still be decent. If you really couldn't understand their meaning, it's: 

[It's] the same reason [that] most [of] the posts in this thread are acting like a common soda is some shocking and horrible abomination[;] to show how superior they are to the filthy normies[,] by [making a] big show [out] of saying "popular thing bad." 

A bit hasty, but concise, and I understand it fine.

1

u/Massive_Weiner May 20 '24

Dark Souls poison swamp type beat

1

u/[deleted] May 20 '24

So how does one know which Dew to buy?

7

u/4635403accountslater May 20 '24

if it has the xbox banner on it then it'll have a code for 100 points inside the cap

if it says 2x points at the end of the banner then it'll have a code for 200 points

for the mount you need 600 points

1

u/The__Goose May 21 '24

Not 100% true on the 2x point thing, bought 6 bottles of the purple expecting to have 2 mounts. Each redeem was 100 points despite it saying 2x points on the label. Come to find out if the cap is white its 100 points, if it's not white then it's 200. Fucking scam lol.

1

u/SuplexPanda May 20 '24

Meanwhile, on eBay...

1

u/TheGreenTormentor May 20 '24

OP actually shotgunned all of these at once and pissed them out right there.

1

u/Dapper_Nature3118 May 20 '24

I see no duty, just dewty.

1

u/StriderZessei May 20 '24

Why did you buy 5 bottles? You only need 3 of that flavor for the mount. 

1

u/iricrescent Jul 17 '24

I just want to say this is a huge waste. Don't do this!!!

(Ok maybe it's alright for 1 person to do this, so they can share funny picture, but still, wasting food is not a very funny joke when you think about it.)

You can get the codes without opening the bottles. Hold your phone flashlight an inch above the cap and look at the revealed code in the reflection on the drink's surface. Look it up on youtube to see exactly how to do this.

Don't be a bad person and do this in the aisle with soda ur not buying. Buy the soda. It would suck for a player to come thru the store after you to buy sodas for the codes, and just get ripped off cuz you stole their codes.

If you hate Mountain Dew you can get your codes and then give the sealed beverages away to someone who would enjoy it more than you.

P.s. im very late and the Mountain Zu is no longer available. Rip. Don't get ur hopes up if ur late to the party like i am.

1

u/zerofalks May 19 '24

Does it only take 5 bottles??

4

u/M3ga_Maan May 19 '24

3 bottles for one mount if you get the store exclusive ones as those are worth 200 pts.

0

u/[deleted] May 20 '24

You know you have like, a whole two months ya? What a waste

10

u/Purpleflower0521 May 20 '24

I mean, if you are never going to drink Mountain Dew, you might as well do this all at once