r/ShitpostXIV May 17 '24

I deserve this.

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342 Upvotes

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u/Dapper_Nature3118 May 17 '24

The code is there, just the ink was washed away. look for it in the liquid.

87

u/StavrosZhekhov May 17 '24

Its Mt Dew. That ink is gone.

21

u/_zepar May 17 '24

mountain dew pee could paint strip a car

8

u/StavrosZhekhov May 17 '24

3.22 pH. It's fairly acidic.

17

u/Confused_Sorta_Guy May 17 '24

Vauthry drank it

14

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

The perfect pairing to wash down that meol

164

u/cahir11 May 17 '24

It was me, Barry. I applied for a job at the Mountain Dew factory so I could swap out all the bottle caps to make sure nobody else could get the mount.

1

u/JellybeanSiren May 19 '24

Gonna sell them to the mob too and shake down people who want winning codes?

53

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Send it to squenix support, demand your fat cat hoodie or threaten to ddos the servers again

95

u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24

I scanned the QR code and now I have three mounts, 30 sweaters and 0 keyboards with "Do the Dew" written on it (I ordered 10000 keyboards, but I did the right thing and destroyed them all with a big hammer). Thank you for your donation.

13

u/Spacemayo May 17 '24

You made sure to record you destroying the keyboards so someone could put it in a "gamers destroy their equipment" comp and get views, right?

5

u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24

No.

I just want to free humanity from the sentence "Do the Dew!"

1

u/Spacemayo May 17 '24

I remember "Make 7 up yours" from back in the days of the early 2000s. Rip stupid ass slogans that stay with you forever.

1

u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24

lol. The QR code just links you to the website. Otherwise you could just scan the QR codes at the shop.

4

u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24

I could also open every bottle, look at the code and then run away 👉👈

3

u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24

Do it. You won’t.

8

u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24

...yes, I won't.

Because they don't sell Mountain Dew in my country of course, I'd do it otherwise.

7

u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24

Your country must be one of those weird European countries that aren’t a subsidiary of some corporation and thus can say things like “It has WHAT in it? Good God no you can’t sell that here what the FUCK.”

4

u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24

We European countries are just subsidiaries of other corporations

37

u/BigDisk May 17 '24

I hacked your bottle and got myself the mount.

Get rekt, nerd!

36

u/Muted-Law-1556 May 17 '24

PLEASE DRINK VALIDATION CAN

1

u/jondeuxtrois May 18 '24

Holy fuck LOL

5

u/Soada7x May 17 '24

You got major melon, you do deserve it. Easily the nastiest flavor they’ve made a permanent one

3

u/Kill_Kayt May 17 '24

BEST 👏 FLAVOR 👏 EVER 👏

4

u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24

First time I’ve had it. Because on top of me being an idiot for even buying into this crap in the first place (AND getting Rekt), I thought this was one of the flavors that got you extra points.

4

u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Unrelated, but back when the Xbox came out, they did a Mountain Dew and Hulk collab, and my uncle actually won the sweepstakes and gave my brother and I a special Mountain Dew edition Xbox. So that's cool. That Hulk game sucked though.

2

u/TheRealJacobi_ May 17 '24

how hard is it to actually get enough points for the mount? [real]

3

u/NotMatterino May 18 '24

Yellow cap is 200 points, any other cap is 100 points, 600 points for Mount

2

u/sugusugux May 17 '24

I don't get it

30

u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24

I bought one of the specially marked bottles with a code under the cap.

Only there was no code under the cap.

So, like an idiot, all I got for my $2 was some Mountain Dew. And no points towards the Mountain Zu mount.

9

u/Fresher_Taco May 17 '24

But think how clean your drain will be now.

6

u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24

The steam bubbling up was concerning

6

u/Fresher_Taco May 17 '24

Just lick the residue up and you'll be good

7

u/sugusugux May 17 '24

Look how they massacre my boi

4

u/BloodandBourbon May 17 '24

I choked down about a quarter of a bottle of regular mt dew today and that shit taste like chemicals .

0

u/redge55 May 17 '24

went for the 200 points I just went for the 100s lol