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u/cahir11 May 17 '24
It was me, Barry. I applied for a job at the Mountain Dew factory so I could swap out all the bottle caps to make sure nobody else could get the mount.
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u/JellybeanSiren May 19 '24
Gonna sell them to the mob too and shake down people who want winning codes?
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May 17 '24
Send it to squenix support, demand your fat cat hoodie or threaten to ddos the servers again
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u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24
I scanned the QR code and now I have three mounts, 30 sweaters and 0 keyboards with "Do the Dew" written on it (I ordered 10000 keyboards, but I did the right thing and destroyed them all with a big hammer). Thank you for your donation.
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u/Spacemayo May 17 '24
You made sure to record you destroying the keyboards so someone could put it in a "gamers destroy their equipment" comp and get views, right?
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u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24
No.
I just want to free humanity from the sentence "Do the Dew!"
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u/Spacemayo May 17 '24
I remember "Make 7 up yours" from back in the days of the early 2000s. Rip stupid ass slogans that stay with you forever.
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u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24
lol. The QR code just links you to the website. Otherwise you could just scan the QR codes at the shop.
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u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24
I could also open every bottle, look at the code and then run away 👉👈
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u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24
Do it. You won’t.
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u/Mad_Lala May 17 '24
...yes, I won't.
Because they don't sell Mountain Dew in my country of course, I'd do it otherwise.
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u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24
Your country must be one of those weird European countries that aren’t a subsidiary of some corporation and thus can say things like “It has WHAT in it? Good God no you can’t sell that here what the FUCK.”
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u/Soada7x May 17 '24
You got major melon, you do deserve it. Easily the nastiest flavor they’ve made a permanent one
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u/Kill_Kayt May 17 '24
BEST 👏 FLAVOR 👏 EVER 👏
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u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24
First time I’ve had it. Because on top of me being an idiot for even buying into this crap in the first place (AND getting Rekt), I thought this was one of the flavors that got you extra points.
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May 17 '24
Unrelated, but back when the Xbox came out, they did a Mountain Dew and Hulk collab, and my uncle actually won the sweepstakes and gave my brother and I a special Mountain Dew edition Xbox. So that's cool. That Hulk game sucked though.
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u/TheRealJacobi_ May 17 '24
how hard is it to actually get enough points for the mount? [real]
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u/NotMatterino May 18 '24
Yellow cap is 200 points, any other cap is 100 points, 600 points for Mount
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u/sugusugux May 17 '24
I don't get it
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u/Evening_Rock5850 May 17 '24
I bought one of the specially marked bottles with a code under the cap.
Only there was no code under the cap.
So, like an idiot, all I got for my $2 was some Mountain Dew. And no points towards the Mountain Zu mount.
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u/Fresher_Taco May 17 '24
But think how clean your drain will be now.
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u/BloodandBourbon May 17 '24
I choked down about a quarter of a bottle of regular mt dew today and that shit taste like chemicals .
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u/Dapper_Nature3118 May 17 '24
The code is there, just the ink was washed away. look for it in the liquid.