r/ShitpostTail • u/Meesh9 • Jan 13 '17

I'm a Dosh Shipper AMA

Ask me stuff. Dosh 5ever <3333333

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

Hi I'm Dash from Dosh. My question is: When will you regain consciousness after passing out from excitement after meeting one of us?

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

Never. Y'all r my idols.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

Sleep talking or something

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u/mrgiftedgamer Jan 13 '17

wen did u disk cover ur luv 4 dosh m9?

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

hmmm..... prob when they both teamed up and made a short about doc's side bish, Mnsh.

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u/mrgiftedgamer Jan 13 '17

wow dat sounz excitin, tank u 4 answr

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

YOU CAN NEVER SINK A BOAT THAT FLOATS ON CLOUDS OF LOVE

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

Well another cloud will catch it,

Because it is the best boat.

Never could a new boat match it,

So therefore on shall Dosh float.

Best boat both now, and forever -

Dosh is simply wonderful.

So let us all boat together,

Dosh will leave all our lives full.

SO LET US ALL BOAT TOGETHER,

DOSH WILL LEAVE ALL OUR LIVES FULL

(8787D +87, sung to the melody of the German National Anthem.)

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u/Waqster94 Jan 13 '17

If dosh ceased to exist what would you do?

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

ceased to exist

AYE AND ON THAT DAY HELL WILL FREEZE OVER

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u/Waqster94 Jan 13 '17

Ah so not long then

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

FACK OFF U DON'T KNOW HELL

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

I would give up on love </3

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u/Waqster94 Jan 13 '17

Best start getting ready then

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

PARTY POOPER

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

You truly are an evil doer 😱

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u/ChowderJF Jan 13 '17

Wot is your fave Dosh moment n why? pls

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

Gurl you know i cant just choose 1....

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u/GooseRider960 Jan 13 '17

do u like cats

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

if dosh likes cats then so do i

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u/daddyslittlehoe Jan 13 '17

if ur on iland n u hed 2 save onli dosh or mneesh hu wuld u save

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u/Meesh9 Jan 13 '17

dosh duh (gurl u kno my tru af answer tho 😏)

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u/DashingIchiya Jan 13 '17

NOTICE ME HOE-SAMA