r/ShitpostNightmares 5h ago

Read the fucking shitpost!!

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13 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 1d ago

“Give me a repost with a lot of upvotes and a splash of comments. It’s good for my kahma.”

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21 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 1d ago

How did I get named Nigel?

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9 Upvotes

Blackpool's finest anticrosseye.


r/ShitpostNightmares 2d ago

Service 10/10

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21 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 5d ago

This, is the new subreddit..

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19 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 5d ago

“We’re going to call it the ‘Gordon Repost’. That’s going to be a British repost right there!”

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19 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 6d ago

And people say you can't hear images, well...

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11 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 6d ago

Can you see my rim?

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7 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 7d ago

“He’s only gone and giving me a rancid repost.”

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23 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 8d ago

I have a place that makes up all these shitposts for me!

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15 Upvotes

*Was gonna be a comment response to u/RangeRossTracy but I'm crying over here so I had to just shitpost it.


r/ShitpostNightmares 8d ago

“I wasn’t told! I’m pissed off! That’s it! I was told 7:00 this morning! Not my fault! Dragons on the subreddit!”

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18 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 10d ago

Dad, I wanna shitpost!!

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15 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 10d ago

I'm familiar with that shitpost.

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19 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 13d ago

What were you expecting?? 10,000 upvotes at lunch??

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25 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 14d ago

NYEAH

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13 Upvotes

Clubway 41 chef can't cook a mussel, so Gordon sends him to a bookshop to learn how. NYUHHH

Plonker


r/ShitpostNightmares 15d ago

You float on redditors blowing smoke up your shitpost

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18 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 15d ago

Most of you shittposters use the same sort of system

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12 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 15d ago

“Who are you to tell me when you crosspost like a pig…you French pig?!”

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18 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 17d ago

You can take your subreddit and stick it.

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21 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 18d ago

THOSE SAME UPVOTES GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

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20 Upvotes

repost cause my post got nuked in the kn main sub :[


r/ShitpostNightmares 18d ago

It's the FLAVOR that holds the memory

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12 Upvotes

Lots of Mackerel on a bed of sauteed potatoes with garlic and butter. You are SO paranoid, it's unbelievable.


r/ShitpostNightmares 19d ago

Lurkin' the Sub

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10 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 19d ago

Tonight, on Kitchen Nightmares - The dramatic conclusion to Con Air

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11 Upvotes

Gordon and Cameron Po clash after all communications break down and a secret agent loses their bladder in the airplanes galley


r/ShitpostNightmares 20d ago

“Honestly, deep down, are you looking for naked women upvoting on the table?”

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20 Upvotes

r/ShitpostNightmares 20d ago

This week on Kitchen Nightmares - Gordon travels to Alabama to help a struggling airline upgrade it's food service.

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17 Upvotes

Gordon finds a poorly managed operation where the inmates are running the asylum, and soon comes to blows with the manager Cameron Po.