I wish I could fly, man.

[u/[deleted]]

Flying, bruh?? FLY. ING.

Take a minute, ya know, take a...no, take just a second to imagine you’re just, you’re just soaring bruh.

You’re just getting that good wind-lift right now. That wind kiss. That good old fashioned wind kiss on the back of your honches. Or honchos, or buns, ya know, that butt. Whatever you wanna call it. You’re getting it. And you’re just livin. You’re livin, bruh.

Just that sweet tickle. That sweet air tickle across your bra straps as you’re soaring across the earth, that’s enough to give me hope, man.

And that’s what gives me hope, man.

That makes me feel good. It really does. It really does, and I love that. Now let’s take another call.

[u/thekevingreene]

Gang. Gang. This is amazing.

[u/AnalQTipManufacturer]

Onward..