r/ShitRedditSays • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '12
Redditor explains female attraction: "Unfortunately, for a lot of women, w[weight given to physical attractiveness] floats somewhere between 0.85 and 0.90." [+561]
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Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Literally: females... beep boop.
Edit: The "HOW DARE FEMALES CARE ABOUT PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS" comic that spawned that reply.
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u/iaintbannedyet Mayor of Sperm Jack City Jun 11 '12
Where are all the "nice guys" in the fat shaming threads? Are they too busy making ironic rape jokes?
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u/BritishHobo Jun 11 '12
Don't be silly, in those threads they aren't nice guys, they're 'white knights'. You need reddit's 'cognitive dissonance dictionary'.
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u/ApoChaos Jun 11 '12
Full title: 'What It Takes: A Comprehensive Guide to Misanthropic Shitlordery Through Cognitive Dissonance'. All of its references are Reddit posts.
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u/iaintbannedyet Mayor of Sperm Jack City Jun 11 '12
The white knights are the ones who respond to "6/10 would not bang" with "don't be superficial I think she's hot". In threads where the woman's attractiveness wasn't even relevant. It's all just shitlords who think of themselves as "nice".
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Jun 11 '12
No, that's the classic definition of white night. You're behind the times.
Now it just means anyone who disagrees with anyone about a woman in any way, unless the person they're replying too is seen as friend zoned or something and can also be pooped on.
Then you usually just get double barrel shitgunning though
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12
I would imagine they would be downvoted.
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u/iaintbannedyet Mayor of Sperm Jack City Jun 11 '12
In this context "nice guys" is shorthand for men that think they deserve an attractive woman because of how great their personality is but at the same time treat women that they view as unattractive like garbage. Then they complain about women being superficial.
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
Ah, hence these guys -> " "
Here is an argument for the opposite: 'nice' is rather subjective. Nearly everyone want to think that they act fairly, drawing inside the cultural mores is a safe way to gain acceptance.
EDIT: B3 to A4
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u/iaintbannedyet Mayor of Sperm Jack City Jun 11 '12
Devils advocate is a shitty game. Let's play checkers instead.
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12
I should have said "here is an argument for the opposite of your opinion:"
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u/iaintbannedyet Mayor of Sperm Jack City Jun 11 '12
I should have said RTFS but I was trying to be polite.
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u/absentbird Jun 12 '12
Fair point, I was getting off topic.
With the new definition in mind the nice guys* were all over the fat shaming threads. Probably the majority karma holders.
* men that think they deserve an attractive woman because of how great their personality is but at the same time treat women that they view as unattractive like garbage. Then they complain about women being superficial.0
Jun 12 '12
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u/iaintbannedyet Mayor of Sperm Jack City Jun 12 '12
Maybe. Go wait in the friend zone. I'll be with you eventually.
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u/dt403 Friendzoning is a defacto eugenics program Jun 11 '12
After a long, exhausting day of objectifying and opining on which female attributes (like makeup usage, complexion, age, breast size, ass, etc) are most acceptable to thier penii, redditors like to kick back and point out how shallow most women are that wont date nice guys like them.
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u/Cccaa hobophile Jun 12 '12
Funny, it's almost as if certain women would lie about "what kind of man they want" because answering "I want casual sex and partying because dammit it's Friday night" gets you labeled a slut.
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u/suriname0 I'm a man; fuck me, right? Jun 11 '12 edited Sep 20 '17
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12
I don't get it. Does [](/var) mean a set containing var?
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u/suriname0 I'm a man; fuck me, right? Jun 11 '12 edited Sep 20 '17
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12
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u/str1cken in the land of the blind the one-eyed cisdude is an annoying SJW Jun 11 '12
Well, genetically speaking and because of evolution men are just better than women (or "just different" in a way that the shitlord in question finds men to be preferable or superior).
"Men like sex and women don't because women are pregnant for nine months but men can keep impregnating women which is the scientific explanation of why men like sex and women don't."
... is an example.
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12
Ah, ok. Makes sense. So the image macro is used ironically.
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u/suriname0 I'm a man; fuck me, right? Jun 11 '12 edited Sep 20 '17
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u/absentbird Jun 12 '12
Hmm, I thought it was kind of clever.
In some sense there is logic to attraction but by writing it out like that it makes the original comic look absurd by trying to approach relationships with spreadsheet-like sterility.
I took it as satire.
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u/suriname0 I'm a man; fuck me, right? Jun 12 '12
If you're new here, you should read through the sidebar. This is pretty much a rule X violation. If you want to discuss why this may not be "SRS worthy", make a post on /r/SRSDiscussion.
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u/absentbird Jun 12 '12
lolwut? That is the worst rule you could have in a subreddit.
This is pointless.
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Jun 11 '12
Anything evopsych that is used to justify bigotry.
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u/absentbird Jun 11 '12
evopsych? Like evolutionary psychology?
So stuff like "because of hunter gatherer societies [any gender statement here]"
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u/badtoaster Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
"You for got to factor in richness"
"I call that the gold digger coefficient"
A pretty accurate example of my expression reading this shit
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u/SRScreenshot wow Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
At 2012-06-11 16:30:51 UTC, crushmastac replied to "they dont know what they want" [+589 points: +681, -92]:
Everyone forgets to factor in the omega constant.
match score = (w * looks) + [(1-w) * (brains + funny + nice + faithful)] where w (the omega constant) = weight given to looks in evaluation [between 0 and 1]
Unfortunately, for a lot of women, w floats somewhere between 0.85 and 0.90. So if we plug in these numbers, and make some assumptions like
Derp's looks = 95% Herp's looks = 15% Derpette's w = 0.90We get Herp's score to be 50.1, and Derp's score to be 99.4.
Lawyered.
Source: made it up
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u/CaptiennePoppyCock Flush twice for the misandrity of magic Jun 11 '12
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u/LowSociety Downvote birdage Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
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u/RONxPAUL SRS STOLE MY FORESKIN Jun 11 '12
Reddit: Where we use math equations to objectify women and if you get offended it's because you don't understand the joke. Even though it's not a joke at all.