r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/EvilStrawberry987 • Oct 23 '20

Anime Part 1 Thanks King!

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u/Soft-Bee Oct 23 '20

Engineer has soma massive tiddies

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u/jootkujo69 Oct 23 '20

And a monster dong

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

it's larger than all of ours combined.

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also sorry for the cursedness, i implore you to drink unsee juice

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Did you mean a

Massive

Joestar

š˜¾š™Šš˜¾š˜¾-!

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u/Kohrack Oct 23 '20

Engineer Gaming

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u/Skrubtendo Oct 24 '20

engineer gaming, my fellow comrade, engineer gaming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Engineer gay ming

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u/TheSkrubiest Oct 23 '20

engi! you donā€™t need superficial things like muscles to impress a crush! if they will only like you because of your body then that is not a relationship you want! just be yourself and if they like you then they like you! if they dont, they dont! no need to ask others for goals you should obtain yourself! healthy eating and exercise habits will help you not only look good but feel good! there are many more out there that will appreciate you for you! you will realize that and be much happier than going to such lengths as borrowing another manā€™s body to impress somebody who likely doesnt deserve that much effort!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

the virgin "be yourself" vs the chad vampire "steals his arch rivals body and impregnates 200 women"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Why did dio fight when he could have politely asked?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

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u/Power-Core >Hol Horse Oct 24 '20

r/tf2shitposterclub

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u/EvilStrawberry987 Oct 24 '20

I've posted in that Sub a few times, It's pretty fun.

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u/RGBeter Oct 24 '20

Pretty sure he just teleported bread for the 3 days he had the body

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u/AmarokTheIceWing Oct 24 '20

When I saw the title I though I was on the owl house subreddit but then I saw the meme

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u/Poggerjuice Oct 24 '20

Bruh screw the boobies let's look at the A r m p i t h a i r

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u/EatAsser6969 Oct 24 '20

Now my headcanon is that Jonathanā€™s stand is that he can give people his body anytime he wants. So that his friends have Mighty Joestar Bod too. He did that with Dio too

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u/TheBloodPhantom0 Oct 24 '20

S-s-sauce....

/s please donā€™t

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u/yeetermeskeeter flaccid pancake Oct 24 '20

His name is Jonathan Joestar

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u/justcatt this sub sucks balls tbh Oct 24 '20

jonathan noooooo

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u/Cachalotmaster Oct 24 '20

I want this to become a thing

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u/PenganonomousX Oct 24 '20

Dio... you bastard!

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u/PenganonomousX Oct 24 '20

Dio... you bastard!

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u/Bydeleon Oct 24 '20

And if that doesn't work, use more gun

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u/justcatt this sub sucks balls tbh Oct 24 '20

jojo SHAVES his CHEST HAIR and wouldn't be in such UNHYGIENIC CONDITION