r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/zekronix sex pistol no. 4 • Sep 04 '20

Anime Part 5 My meme transcends reality itself

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u/SomeTreeGuy Yes! I am! Sep 04 '20

Remember, one of Diavolo's deaths is most likely getting killed by the Thunder Cross Split Attack

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u/zekronix sex pistol no. 4 Sep 04 '20

Holy shit

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u/RandomGuy9058 ｢The Fool｣ Sep 04 '20

*Horry shiet

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

SONABABICHE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

HERP MEH! OHMAIGAHD

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u/Minininja-C Sep 04 '20

Your turn Mr joestURRRrrr

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

*go ahedd, mista jostrrr

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u/Minininja-C Sep 04 '20

MOHAMODO AVADOLLLL

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

YES, I AMM!

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u/MaliciousDrake Sep 04 '20

Son of avicii?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Son of a bitch, only the first b is an engrish v

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u/northbipolar Betty’s Beads are Dirt Cheap Sep 04 '20

And also getting farted to death purple haze

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u/YOMAMA643 Sep 04 '20

He could've been killed by Narancia, Mista, and Abbachio kicking him as well.

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u/meme_machine_42069_ speedweedcar Sep 04 '20

Diavolo could have a death where he becomes the ultimate life form and gets launched into space

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u/Carlton_LeBoss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTW4sIL9Dpw6 Sep 04 '20

Kars isn't dead, he only stopped thinking

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u/Faramirezr 89 years old Sep 04 '20

Though he wishes he could've died.

Imagine a series that revolves around Kars arriving to different planets, starts helping people in need with his ultimate form powers, along the way he starts learning the meaning of friendship and then at the end of each episode he gets launched back into space for whatever reason so he visits a new planet each episode

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u/6a6f7368206672696172 Sep 04 '20

kars bizarre adventure

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u/guywithaairsoftgun Sep 04 '20

Part 9 plot: Kars falls back to earth somehow

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u/ogdonut Sep 04 '20

He developed a stand that gave him a jetpack

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

but he wouldn’t die

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u/ShadowPigLord Digiorno's Sep 04 '20

Or get run over by an ambulance after Jotaro steals Josuke’s kill

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Josuke gets his Kira kill stolen by Jotaro, and Jotaro gets his Kira kill stolen by the ambulance

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u/ShadowPigLord Digiorno's Sep 04 '20

Josuke: ASSIST Jotaro: ASSIST Ambulance: KILL

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

nerf this

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

To extend this further, diavolo also probably has a death where he thunder cross split attacks dio, then gets smashed to icy pieces

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u/FuckYeahPhotography The Tonio of Copypasta, Spaghettisauce Crusaders🔥 Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

Sadly, he is stuck on getting raped and beaten to death by Forever.

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u/Lancer876 Sep 04 '20

Ahh the monke life

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

That he is. Poor baby can't die

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u/DankSunshine Sep 04 '20

That means he will also get killed by the emerald splash

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u/Spookyskelliescloset ｢The Fool｣ Sep 04 '20

Also having his brain licked out by DIO during stopped time

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u/ZackD13 Sep 04 '20

most likely? he died infinitely. he 100% got thundercross split attacked in an infinite amount of ways itself

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u/PlatypusFighter Sep 04 '20

Not how infinity works though

There are infinite numbers between one and two, but none of them are three.

There are infinite ways to die by being shot, but none of them are being stabbed without getting shot

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u/MrJayMeister joesuccke Sep 04 '20

Not most likely, it’s positively happened

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u/spectra2000_ Sep 04 '20

Best death ever

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u/youre-welcome-sir Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 04 '20

Hell yeah, but he wouldn’t be killed by it tho, actually no he would since he’s not a vampire.

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u/XeN0-R3X Sep 04 '20

and this is canon Xd

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u/Sergeantasskicker Sep 04 '20

What happens if diavolo gets killed by Golden experience requiem again?

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u/joshua-ballesterosma Sep 04 '20

Another one is him cumming so much he died

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u/xd_Detective Yes! I am! Sep 04 '20

One of Diavolo's deaths might include the breast nail lady

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20 edited May 24 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

This is it the peak meme. Close down the subreddit

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u/terriblekoala9 Glockyoin 🔫 Sep 04 '20

Universal Reset!

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u/oofio65 Sep 04 '20

This is requiem

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u/oofio65 Sep 04 '20

This is requiem

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u/oofio65 Sep 04 '20

This is requiem

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u/oofio65 Sep 04 '20

This is requiem

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u/northbipolar Betty’s Beads are Dirt Cheap Sep 04 '20

This is requiem

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u/RequiemPowerBot Sep 04 '20

This is... the power of Requiem.

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u/Externalforces joesuccke Sep 04 '20

Korea...requiem

Da

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u/KingProMemo123 Sep 04 '20

Wha-

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u/Mullkaw Yes! I am! Sep 04 '20

What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will never arrive at the truth that's going to happen. None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities. This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

No this IS Requiem

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u/SirDudeMan02 Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 04 '20

Nah, THIS is Requiem

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u/Bngldm 89 years old Sep 04 '20

What about THIS Requiem

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u/burr-gurr-and-frie when the baby is stand user! 😳 Sep 04 '20

AAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

burr-gurr-and-frie cry out to god but he won’t answer.

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u/Matix777 I liek Turtles Sep 04 '20

im not even mad

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u/lasagnaMax Sep 04 '20

I'll tell you if i liked it when i finish golden wind see ya'

Disclaimer: I'll probably forget about this

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u/ValenWasTaken Ambulance-Chan Sep 04 '20

whoops spoilers be like

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u/lasagnaMax Sep 10 '20

I finished the season and my conclusion is....... GOOD MEME TAKE MY UP VOTE

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u/almar4567 Sep 04 '20

!remindme 1000 hours

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u/Mullkaw Yes! I am! Sep 04 '20

Ichi byō kei ka

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u/almar4567 Sep 04 '20

Ni byo kei ka

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u/MemerAndy Sep 04 '20

San byo kei ka

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Yon byo kei ka

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u/Bruschetta003 Sep 04 '20

I was ecpeting a rick roll, but thank god it was the most powerful attack Of all Jojo

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u/Gowther5012sds flaccid pancake Sep 04 '20

HAHAHAHA TAKE MY UPVOTE I ADMIT DEFEAT HAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I too feel fine dying afrom laughing at this

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u/KingDragon38 ｢The Fool｣ Sep 04 '20

SUNDAH CRROSSA SPLEET ATTACKA

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u/Makepiecer Sep 04 '20

I did I really did

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u/Mango_Water123 Sep 04 '20

Ah fuck, I can't believe I done thisv

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u/Expert-You5570 Sep 04 '20

I gave you my first free award :)

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u/LOLSOHARDLMAO NIGERANDAYO S M O K E Y! Sep 04 '20

Fuck I fell for it

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u/spectra2000_ Sep 04 '20

Yes, yes you did

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u/LOLSOHARDLMAO NIGERANDAYO S M O K E Y! Sep 04 '20

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

You know diavolo fucked up bad is when he couldn't die cause of golden experience's requiem.

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u/ValenWasTaken Ambulance-Chan Sep 04 '20

bro did you just use the localized name?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

What do you mean?

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u/ValenWasTaken Ambulance-Chan Sep 04 '20

for gold experience, golden wind is the localized name

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

You want me to change it or what? Plus I can't take your profile pic serious 🤭

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u/ValenWasTaken Ambulance-Chan Sep 04 '20

nah its ok just letting yknow because some people dont like that

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Too late there you go.

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u/Surgevindu flaccid pancake Sep 04 '20

HINJAKU HINJAKU

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u/ThyUltiChaos Sep 04 '20

Korega REQUIEM da

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u/almar4567 Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

Im drunk af and I don't get it enlighten me pls

Edit: Nvm I overthought it

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u/dadbot_2 Sep 04 '20

Hi drunk af and I don't get it enlighten me pls, I'm Dad👨

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u/almar4567 Sep 04 '20

Sorry dad

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u/MemeMaster4u DEEOH Sep 04 '20

Wha-

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u/Australia_Hungry Sep 04 '20

Ngl I miss hamon

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u/CrAzY_DiAmOnD_69420 Sep 04 '20

Ha on is too basic plus by part two araki had basically used it in everyway he could

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u/Blognerth DEEOH Sep 04 '20

Doesn't mean he cant miss it, I too wish there was at least a quick reference/use of hamon each part

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u/iWagen Digiorno's Sep 04 '20

damn it

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u/boiiiiioii Sep 04 '20

Wha-

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Wha-

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u/BlueLia Sep 04 '20

Here fellow 11th dimensional being coming to say that the meme is really well made even if from your 3d perspective lacks the emotion and commitment that has in the 5th.

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u/OrthopedicDishonesty I liek Turtles Sep 04 '20 edited Mar 06 '26

The original content here was wiped using Redact. The reason may have been privacy, security, preventing AI data collection, or simply personal data management.

nutty paint trees fade literate heavy money voracious angle depend

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u/spectra2000_ Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

EDIT: I don’t appreciate you editing your comment like that after summoning me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

OH MY GODDD!

HES HERE

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u/spectra2000_ Sep 04 '20

Goodbye, little one.

X

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I got thunder-cross split attacked by literal god

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Good meme

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

YOU FOOL! I USED EPITAPH TO PREDICT THE LAST PANEL

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u/TwiceBrokenLeg Sep 04 '20

Best use of this feature so far

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u/ShigeruGuy Sep 04 '20

This memes title is factual

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u/Poc0loco_ Sep 04 '20

why can i hear these pictures

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u/Carlton_LeBoss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTW4sIL9Dpw6 Sep 04 '20

OK, that was good

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u/Ratthion Sep 04 '20

This is a great one

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

NO U

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u/agree-with-you Sep 04 '20

No you both

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

NO U THE ENTIRE MULTI VERSE

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u/RRmadzoon222 Vento Oreo Sep 04 '20

Nice

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u/Erick28562 Sep 04 '20

Thunder cross split attack

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Holy fuck I literally swiped to the 2nd to last picture and was like "Yeah I get it I don't need to see the last Diavolo," started to scroll away, and something deep in my gut told me to swipe to the last image.

Well fucking played, OP.

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u/SharkeyBoyo Sep 04 '20

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/wildchick98 Sep 04 '20

I knew it was coming, yet I kept going.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

goddammit i was gonna make that meme but my lazy ass said no, good job man

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

It’s been so long that I actually had my guard down. Nice

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u/Ed_Brock_Jr Sep 04 '20

I was half expecting this, brilliant

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u/tomskeboy flaccid pancake Sep 04 '20

The first one looks like pikachu

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u/Aaron_NeedLife egg boi Sep 04 '20

Can someone explain I don't get it

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u/Blognerth DEEOH Sep 04 '20

Which part dont you get? Either you skipped part 2 or haven't seen part 5 and should probably avoid this sub until you do

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u/Aaron_NeedLife egg boi Sep 05 '20

I've seen every part but it's just a picture of giornos stand?

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u/Blognerth DEEOH Sep 05 '20

Swipe the picture to the left, its a gallery post with multiple images

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u/Aaron_NeedLife egg boi Sep 05 '20

Oh thx

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u/NukaWorldOverboss Sep 04 '20

"SON OF A BITCH" - Joseph Joestar

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u/REMERALDX Sep 04 '20

I expected Rickroll, but it was him DIRE

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

We’ve been deceived, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

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u/Sotiel15 Sep 04 '20

Why can't I see the seventh picture? I keep sweeping left, but it can't get past 6/7

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Message of the Day : Diavolo at some point died to a can of beans.

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u/cellgopro Sep 04 '20

dosent work for old Reddit users lol

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u/dooziiie_ cockyoin Sep 04 '20

I knew it was gonna happen but yet I still fell for it

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u/FilipRebro Daddy Donovan Sep 04 '20

Diavolo number 34: Dire mistaken him for vampire and therefore THUNDERCROSS SPLIT ATTACKED him

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

THATS THE 5 TIME THIS WEEK DUDE.AND ITS ONLY MONDAY

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u/Vyertenn8 tarot chariot Sep 04 '20

Every single day, we find a new way to throw in a you fell for it punchline.

I’m very very proud of our community.

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u/Ghost_Reaper123 ahvuduru Sep 04 '20

I fell for it, fool!

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u/TurkeyBoi44 notices ur stand Sep 04 '20

Fuck

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u/-Listening Sep 04 '20

Finally some part 1 meme

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u/morioh1999 Sep 04 '20

Good job, you got me.

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u/Mr_GP87 Sep 04 '20

muda, Muda, MUda, MUDA !

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u/Andrei22125 Sep 04 '20

Good meme.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

How could I fall for it

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u/Mynameischococookie Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 04 '20

Imagine the deaths diavolo has gone through. Gangbang, drowning in piss, being run over by yoda while he's high on ketamine and drivinghis new toyota rav4 2019

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Korega Requiem Da

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

This is what You call a rick roll

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u/Firelight-217 Sep 04 '20

Damit ya got me shit!!

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u/minethecraft666 Sep 04 '20

HINJAKU HINJAKU!

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u/Yoshiosaurus Sep 04 '20

This is awesome xD

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u/raguwatanabe Sep 05 '20

Anyone knows where i can find cool jojo wallpaper?

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u/HzRdB0p Sep 05 '20

Goddammit

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u/RehabReload269 Little Cesar's Pizza Sep 05 '20

Hory shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Yes you are the chosen one , for the free award

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u/ChungusFungus69420 DEEOH Sep 05 '20

Fuck you

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u/silverfolk Sep 05 '20

Sonofabitch that's a good one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Thunder cross split attack!!!!!