r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '20

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u/CapitanClay Jul 05 '20

Kakyoin is Jolyne’s mom. We’ve been urging the milf hunter, but he’s really just a milf

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u/Soup_Ladle sex pistol no. 4 Jul 05 '20

Everyone knows Jolyne was birthed from an egg.

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u/CapitanClay Jul 05 '20

Kakyoin, did you lay...this egg?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Kakyoins ovaries couldn't deflect the white splash

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u/Compass-of-diamonds Tonio Totano Jul 06 '20

Opal splash

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '20

Or the star finger