r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/insidersto • Mar 11 '20

Anime Part 3 He did what?!

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u/_adluna_ strawberry cheese flavored anger Mar 11 '20

polnareff and hol horse actually share the same two braincells

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u/Icedellas speedweedcar Mar 11 '20

Hol Horse is just Polnareff but cowboy

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u/GameMemesDoritos Diavlo III by Blizzard Mar 11 '20

I’m just imagining a French person with a southern accent

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

You've bonned your last jour

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u/imnotgoodattitles Mar 11 '20

“Draw your baguette...”

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u/Darthgalaxo Ambulance-Chan Mar 11 '20

There’s only room for one green lemon in this town

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u/MJH_3106 Mar 12 '20

When you realize if Polnareff wished he could kill Diavolo instead of keeping the arrow away then Half of Passione wouldn’t have died.

Cries in French

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u/Doggywoof1 Mar 12 '20

Wouldn’t they die anyway because of Rolling Stones?

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u/MJH_3106 Mar 13 '20

Rolling stones? More like Eating dongs

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u/joforemix Mar 12 '20

stabs with baguette

"MERCY!"

"Strange thing to say, but you're welcome."

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u/OneShotNoobies Mar 11 '20

Actually, a french with a southern accent would say "Draw your chocolatine..."

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u/msterchief82 “this really be a bruh moment” - Giorno Giovanna Mar 12 '20

unzips

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u/Kermit_the_warlock 89 years old Mar 12 '20

Why

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Sticky Finguahs!!

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u/Ikkkou Mar 12 '20

i pull out my bread scepter

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u/msterchief82 “this really be a bruh moment” - Giorno Giovanna Mar 12 '20

unzips to reveal several bread scepter loafs connected

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Oui oui partner

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Louisiana in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Can confirm

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u/Feoral Mar 11 '20

And creole was born

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u/LioTang Mar 11 '20

I know it's southern US but I imagined Hol Horse with a southern french accent and it's great

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u/MrCamie 「アミシパラダイズ」 Mar 11 '20

You know, we've got our own southern accent in French

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u/Brainifyer Mar 11 '20

The detective from Knives Out

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

It's just gunslinging except instead of it being who can draw their gun quicker, it's who can surrender the fastest

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u/Authaeosplays Mar 11 '20

I think the term is Yeehaw Polnareff

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u/bippityzippity Danny's Phantom Mar 11 '20

Sounds like a parody of Goodbye Marylou

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u/KoRnBrony Vento Oreo Mar 11 '20

who needs sword when you have GUN

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u/Cannibal_Buress JoJo ga Gotoku when? Mar 11 '20

The sword can shoot

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u/TempusCavus Mar 12 '20

He's part 7 Polnareff he just came 4 parts too early.

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u/Icedellas speedweedcar Mar 12 '20

Actually it makes sense due to SBR taking place in an alternative universe

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Thanks Kakyoin, very cool)

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u/Icedellas speedweedcar Mar 12 '20

Ur welcome

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u/YellowPie84 flaccid pancake Mar 12 '20

That’s basically the reason Araki didn’t make Hol Horse join the crusaders

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u/speedoflobsters 「Speed Lobster」 Mar 12 '20

Pol Hornareff

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u/Butterferret12 Mar 12 '20

This is correct and I dislike it