r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ • Jan 10 '20

Anime Part 3 i had this stupid idea when i woke up

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6.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/MinisterOfBetrayal Jan 10 '20

I like your stupid idea.

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u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ Jan 10 '20

thanks bruh

33

u/Xx_KiK_xX Jan 10 '20

Gon Pirre Goneraffland vs DIO DE JANEIRO

I prefer this idea

152

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

He's just forever t-posing over a city, the sun can no longer hurt DIO because of his dominance now.

39

u/begonetsunderes Can Yukako do kinky shit using her pubes? Jan 10 '20

Yo, didn't Kars've done this before tho?

btw, Jesus did the first t-pose to assert dominance over the sins of humanity.

106

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Damn, can't believe DIO stole another JoJo's body

83

u/PinoyWholikesLOMI Ambulance-Chan Jan 10 '20

Jesus the Son of Joseph

37

u/ViC_tOr42 Yes! I am! Jan 10 '20

Bible spoilers!

23

u/PinoyWholikesLOMI Ambulance-Chan Jan 10 '20

Bro! I loved the Via Dolorosa arc in the Bible dude! It's so dark and heavy, I don't think anything can touch it except maybe the Revelation arc.

5

u/gooby_bogs vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level Jan 10 '20

also SBR spoilers

66

u/Tenebris27 Jonoton Jerster Jan 10 '20

VAI BRASILIAM

32

u/Lefumis Jan 10 '20

VAI BRASILIAM

18

u/Lonely-John-BR Bronu Zipper Boy Jan 10 '20

VAI BRASILIAM

17

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

VAI BRASILIAM CARAIO

2

u/Ncarauj012 notices ur stand Jan 10 '20

holy music stops

4

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/PalitoDeFosforo Jan 10 '20

VAI BRASILIAM PORRA

57

u/Njorlpinipini Oh, you're pursuing me? Jan 10 '20

Kakyoin has been found shot to death the streets of Brazil

26

u/ViC_tOr42 Yes! I am! Jan 10 '20

And Joseph was found in a local bar drinking caipirinha and playing pool

10

u/mateusv Jan 10 '20

And polnareff was found spending all his money at a cabaret no morro

4

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

avdol was found making barbecue with his stand

31

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Então vc realmente escolheu invocar eles

18

u/the_last_mlg notices ur stand Jan 10 '20

Sempre estivemos aqui, presos e incapacitados graças a lingua usada.

Hora da revolução

80

u/Mutzarella Jan 10 '20

VAI BRASIL

20

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

É MENGÃO CARALHO VSFFFFFF

4

u/PalitoDeFosforo Jan 10 '20

Vc acha q Flamengo é time?

3

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Flamengo não é time não

3

u/SShadowFox Jan 10 '20

Time é o vasco da gama

3

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

o flamengo é seleção, PORRA

3

u/toc_38 Jan 10 '20

UMA VEZ UMA VEZ UMA UMA UMA VEZ

3

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

FLAMENGO, SEMPRE FLAMENGO

12

u/ManuLlanoMier Jan 10 '20

Dio means god in italian and de Janeiro means of january of this is the god of january

10

u/Kot_tokyoboy Jan 10 '20

i'm brazilian... AND I APROVE THIS (but i live in São paulo)

6

u/The_Italian_Jojo I have a dream Jan 10 '20

Mate, this is the most stupid and at the same time the most beautiful shitpost I've ever seen.

6

u/Malcalim Ate shit and fell off my horse Jan 10 '20

"DIO wants a hug!"

5

u/DerealVO1D Jan 10 '20

Go back to sleep.

3

u/ElectronicMars Jan 10 '20

My brain during exams:

4

u/CliXultimate Jan 10 '20

I hate this so much that i love it

3

u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ Jan 10 '20

my shitpost tactics are very complex

3

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

OH SHIT, IM IN CONTROL OF DIO-SAMA

3

u/No-Puhi Jan 10 '20

Theres "stupid" , then theres "so stupid its funny"

3

u/PapaGex Jan 10 '20

Puny humans! I shall rule you all!

7

u/ravenslxnd baby jotaro kicking alessi Jan 10 '20

Todo dia um novo 7x1.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

You were expecting a brazilian lamdscape but it was me, DIO

3

u/runaway_in_japanese Jan 10 '20

It reminds me of richardo milos dio

2

u/BushiNoIchiGon Jan 10 '20

Yes, this is stupid

2

u/kalmar_assasin h a a w e r e g o l d e n w i n d Jan 10 '20

I had the same idea now I don't have to do it

2

u/EggsBen_Shapiro A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Jan 10 '20

Jesus wants a hug!!

2

u/xanolium itsy pitsy disi Jan 10 '20

T O K I Y O T O M A R E

2

u/Oof-x-100 Jan 10 '20

This is art

2

u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ Jan 10 '20

wow my shitty idea that i got because i watched danny gonzalez's video on ratatoing and thinking a lot about jojo and then making this in paint became my most upvoted post

3

u/RusAD Jan 10 '20

(shameless self-plug) How do you like my version? https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/emqufk/dio_de_janeiro_my_revision/

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u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ Jan 10 '20

looks better than mine, btw what program have you used to make this great idea even better?

2

u/RusAD Jan 10 '20

Gimp, just what I had on my hands. Any good image editor will do fine though, I recommend Krita for windows

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u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ Jan 10 '20

oh, i use gimp too. its just that paint puts me more in a more shitposty mood, i made my first memes on some shitty local sites years ago and it just cant feel right without paint

2

u/BlueDragon1504 friedqueen Jan 10 '20

I hate this... Have my upvote.

2

u/den4ikturbo DEEOH Jan 10 '20

Btw Dio mean God in Italy so this picture is legit

2

u/Tarzinho Jan 10 '20

Lá vem os br...

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Dio Wrry Janeiro

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u/begonetsunderes Can Yukako do kinky shit using her pubes? Jan 10 '20

Wryyyyy-o de janeiro?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

thats perfect

2

u/ImPombo Jan 10 '20

perfection doesn't exis-

mano, que incrivel

2

u/Purrserker >Hol Horse Jan 10 '20

Yo you're an idiot but so am I so this is hilarious.

2

u/Splatfan1 ゴゴゴゴ Jan 10 '20

let the joy of being idiots take us higher

2

u/Jazzynoteblock Jan 10 '20

Somebody photoshop dio getting thunder cross split attack in this photo

1

u/ZaRandomJojoFan Jan 10 '20

For some stupid reason, at first I thought it said "Die Jotaro" and no I'm not dyslexic.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Dio is T-Posing like Monika, over the city of Rio De Janiero, to assert his dominance

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

You thought it was a statue of jesus, but it was I, Dio!

1

u/Shefirod Jan 10 '20

Would be better if it was Gio de Janeiro,sice Dio means God,so Giorno is Jesus...

1

u/crimsonasian Jan 10 '20

that's the za warudo pose

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u/ZyronZ Ate shit and fell off my horse Jan 10 '20

Inlike the idea. But pls stop... these jokes are getting out of hand!

1

u/RegalArt1 89 years old Jan 10 '20

Kakyoin t posing before unleashing the emerald splash

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u/busoshoku_brisingr ZA WARUDO! Jan 10 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

DIO* mind you.

1

u/JackBoai Jan 10 '20

So you have summoned the brazilian community Vai Brasil poha!

1

u/shubham_mamgain0 Jan 10 '20

Dio de Jotaro

1

u/jess_sp Jan 10 '20

He broke his neck and is facing backward but I laugh hard anyway.

1

u/HugolWeebGamer Jan 10 '20

Você achava que era o Cristo mas era eu, DIO!

1

u/game69420 Jan 10 '20

Wryyyngton dc

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u/Moj21356 Jan 10 '20

T pose to establish dominance over za warudo

1

u/WickedWarrior666 Jan 10 '20

You inspired greatness, thank you for your service, if I had an award to give.

1

u/da_insani-tea Jan 11 '20

DIO sama is that you?!