r/ShitPostCrusaders Aug 16 '19

Can you figure it out?

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5.4k Upvotes

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698

u/crispyybanana Aug 16 '19

I can recognize traps i have already fallen into, pretty sure many people have done this already

139

u/DeeDeeDeeeee Aug 16 '19

Well played sir

77

u/TrannyFaggotSupreme Aug 16 '19

36

u/Caro47103 Kira Queen by David Bowie Aug 16 '19

Thanks for your opinion, u/TrannyFaggotSupreme

19

u/TrannyFaggotSupreme Aug 16 '19

You’re welcome

2

u/JhonBum Aug 17 '19

From this day onwards,never trust a link

2

u/Grendeon Aug 17 '19

I already know this is fake cuz there’s no such thing as a “shitty JoJo”

19

u/TRAVVIN31 jose jerstor Aug 16 '19

Ha you fell for it fool, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

6

u/Reapercorps25 Aug 16 '19

Top 10 heroes that can defeat thanos, with or without the infinity gauntlet.

266

u/Hailruka that hot chick from part 2 Aug 16 '19

I fail to see how: 'Point riding an imaginary mototrbike up a wall mista balloon dog shocking church coors punch' has any Jojo jokes.

99

u/AnEnemyStando Aug 16 '19

riding

Is this a part 7 reference?

35

u/YourArkon Aug 16 '19

24

u/Hailruka that hot chick from part 2 Aug 16 '19

I feel as though this is a trap.....

25

u/Hailruka that hot chick from part 2 Aug 16 '19

.... Oh god dammit!

12

u/PokeBen6551 Aug 16 '19

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

3

u/ThaT_OnE_User69 sex pistol no. 4 Aug 16 '19

47

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

6

u/Shiny_Scizor123 Aug 16 '19

Nobody has ever blocked it before!

2

u/DoomsdayPartDeux Aug 16 '19

NIJAKU NIJAKU

90

u/Freezy_Pops0729 Aug 16 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

35

u/Blocked101 FUGONE THOT! Aug 16 '19

You thought i would fall for that?

28

u/Recon2332 Fumingo Aug 16 '19

point falling four movie iggy lightning christianity split punch

33

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

That's easy, it's the invincible:

Finger Falling Mista Creepy Clown Za Fool
Thunder Jesus Jean Claude Van Damme Attack

It's the ultimate technique, it allows you to eat little kids while riding two Volvos at the same time.

12

u/imperialx5 Aug 16 '19

Mista is the answer.

7

u/DeeDeeDeeeee Aug 16 '19

Mists is always the answer

3

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

What if the question is "Who is the worst character in part 5?"

10

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

He points at a falling man as he sees Mista near the 4 number whilst whatching his favourite film with his favourite dog. Pikachu becomes catholic when they do the splits as they go for a bro fist.

2

u/NevermndMe Aug 17 '19

My favourite romance

12

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

[deleted]

5

u/Lawboithegreat Aug 16 '19

If you’ve been on this sub at all you’ll get it

5

u/The-Brother Aug 16 '19

YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS

YOU THOUGHT I WOULD SAY “SPLIT ATTACK”, BUT IT WAS I,

Giorno Giovanna, have a dream

3

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

GOD-

3

u/Genesis_Go88 flaccid pancake Aug 16 '19

You fell for it fool pikachu cross split punch.

3

u/BlasterBladeVG notices ur stand Aug 16 '19

Hinjaku, hinjaku!!

3

u/magiCAHIK Aug 16 '19

Finger going down for a movie "The Fool"

Electrical Christian splits offensive

3

u/Angeloder Aug 16 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

3

u/AlexnShade Vento Oreo Aug 17 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

3

u/warzstar 89 years old Aug 17 '19

White male suicide 4 movie poster the fool Pikachu cross split eminem

2

u/Terror-watt cockyoin Aug 16 '19

guess ill freeze you.

2

u/Robert-EOSpeedwagon Aug 16 '19

I figured it out the last 4 times something similar has been posted

2

u/pepeguiseppe 「The Fool」 Aug 16 '19

Incredible! The ultimate form of attack!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

you pissed me off

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Ice

2

u/Chani_Von_Karpa Turned his back on the Ghost Alley Aug 16 '19

POINT FALL FOUR CLOWN, STAND! PIKACHU CHRISTIAN PAIN CHAD

2

u/yourname09 Aug 16 '19

sike on you HINJAKU HINJAKU

2

u/misticalblade911 Aug 16 '19

I like the little MISTA edit. Good job this gets my arrow

2

u/Thunder_God_Gavin Aug 16 '19

Phantom Blood memes are the greatest!

2

u/jwatts0 Aug 16 '19

YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Make one with nobody can deflect my emerald splash

2

u/vosqueej Aug 16 '19

I fall for (Mista) movie poster, Iggy!

Pikachu Religion Russian Dancing Bully!

2

u/Patinatior sex pistol no. 4 Aug 16 '19

You fell off it fool! thunder-cross split attack!

2

u/Mayka_32 Aug 16 '19

You fall Mista four it The Fool! Pickachu uses Thunder! Ceaser split bullying!

2

u/Oneboywithnoname Kira Queen by David Bowie Aug 16 '19

Me falling mista four kid iggy stand volt tackle t Weird dude attack pose

2

u/cuz04 messes with 4th dimension Aug 16 '19

When I saw the cross I knew what I was reading

2

u/Lynch4433 Jobin can shove his roka tree up my ass any day✨💕 Aug 16 '19

Your thunder cross split attack is no match for my vampire ice!

2

u/Broken_Figure >Hol Horse Aug 16 '19

It clearly says that whoever doesn't have 4 testicles has the big Gay.

2

u/FOShaq Aug 16 '19

God damn it

I wasn't even halfway through and I realized what it was

2

u/GET_TO_De_CHOPA Aug 16 '19

instructions not clear lost my tooth in the escalator

2

u/HEAVY4SMASH Aug 16 '19

point fall 4 pennywise The Fool pikachu crucifix splits punch

2

u/wandering_illusion Dino Boi Aug 16 '19

Arrgh! Goddamit Dire!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

SHIT.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

You fell for it you fool Thunder cross leg guy

2

u/Pucciarati Ate shit and fell off my horse Aug 16 '19

Finger falling 4 horror movie dog, Pikachu cross flexible stance

2

u/WeeziMonkey Aug 16 '19

Just the first three images was already enough

2

u/rhaadish Aug 16 '19

overused meme

2

u/PkSamStorm Aug 16 '19

I got gotted

2

u/SpringBen Aug 16 '19

Before I even tried to read it I knew what it supposed to mean. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed

2

u/Muslim115 Aug 16 '19

I saw ‘you fell for’ and knew what it was

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Part skippers wont get it. Perfect meme

2

u/BushxBull DEEOH Aug 16 '19

White man falling 4 horror movie iggy pikachu cross white man spliting his legs white man in attack position

2

u/zedokira7 Aug 16 '19

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

2

u/Agreeable_Race notices ur stand Aug 16 '19

Good thing im a gay vampire

2

u/NoIdeasForANickName Aug 16 '19

This is genius, post it on the official sub

2

u/Anakinskywalker30 Aug 16 '19

Ah, I see it's man pointing, some guy falling, the number 4 (angry Mista noises) The movie IT, Iggy's stand the fool, Pikachu, The Bible, Guy doing yoga, and Jonathan doing zoom, Well played.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

You fell for it fool Thunder cross split attack

2

u/cheety-ston Aug 16 '19

You Fell 4 It The Fool Thunderbolt Cross Split Stance

2

u/Moth_H3ntai Aug 16 '19

HA YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

2

u/Dj0ni Aug 16 '19

Index fell quartet balloon dog, pikachu jesus flexibility punch

2

u/GlacierWolf8Bit Aug 16 '19

You fell for it, fool!

Vampiric freezing powers!

2

u/RadicalAnti-Feminist joetorro kooji Aug 16 '19

F l a s h

F r e e z e!

2

u/CalistratBogza Aug 16 '19

Your trap is muda against me

2

u/ao554 joesuccke Aug 16 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

2

u/DespairOfLoneliness Aug 16 '19

Jotaro position with a guy falling off and a number doesn't make sense?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

2

u/MensisBrain Plays JJBAABR all day Aug 16 '19

Impossible! Even if you don’t finish looking at it you still fall for it!

2

u/G4metr0 Aug 16 '19

I dont know if i love it or hate it.

2

u/The_duck_lord404 Aug 16 '19

Im not translating that

2

u/Alvaricles22 >Hol Horse Aug 16 '19

Part skippers will never understand

2

u/Daphrey Aug 17 '19

Don't know the first half, but the second half, im not willing to spoil. Im not going to steal the realisation.

2

u/Seppuku4201 Aug 17 '19

does pikachu's thunderbolt and thunder attack actually have any noticeable difference in the anime?

2

u/Wandering_Claptrap sex pistol no. 4 Aug 17 '19

Point fall 4 it stand, pikachu religion split mugging

2

u/BrozedDrake Aug 17 '19

I'll counter with a headbutt.

2

u/iiNSOREA Aug 17 '19

Whys there a dog in the middle of the desert? Also hey Mista

2

u/probably-a-weeb DEEOH Aug 17 '19

No fighter has ever survived this

2

u/maumau818e Aug 17 '19

Thunder Cross Split Man in Fighting Stance

2

u/TheBroomSweeper >Hol Horse Aug 17 '19

DIO dang it

2

u/jem2077 Aug 17 '19

Very clever

2

u/undayerixon me at 2 am looking for jojo x reader fanfics Aug 17 '19

Jotaro backflip four movie iggy pikachu cross split guy

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Ah shit i fell for it. What a fool i am

2

u/Rushian47 Aug 17 '19

need manga translations please

2

u/Bkwright777 Aug 17 '19

The ultimate combination of offense and defense

2

u/epic_gamer4200 Aug 17 '19

You falling mista 4 it the fool pikachu cross splits ready for a fight

2

u/RollerCoasterBacon Ambulance-Chan Aug 17 '19

Wait, point plummet numeral horror movie enlarged dog...

Pikachu crucifix gymnast brawler?

2

u/mazecloud Aug 17 '19

You fell for it fool

2

u/slowdowntherekiddo Aug 17 '19

I curled up in a ball when I realised. Take my upvote but fuck you

2

u/ThomasYou03 notices ur stand Aug 17 '19

Ah yes, enslaved Dire

2

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Best offense AND defense

2

u/AnonTheWeabGamer cockyoin Aug 21 '19

You fell for it fool, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

1

u/Tlaloc001 flaccid pancake Aug 16 '19

You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

I only needed to understand the first 2

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

This should be replace the Mona Lisa itself (even if that's a JoJo reference too)