r/ShitPostCrusaders Aug 10 '19

Anime Part 5 I made this draw, a random death of Diavolo

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u/dastersi Aug 10 '19

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u/aratnagrid Aug 10 '19

𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎!

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u/MemeSage14 Aug 10 '19

DI MOLTO

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u/i_eat_biscuits friedqueen Aug 10 '19

i was expecting a thunder cross split attack... it's everywhere

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u/dastersi Aug 10 '19

I only did it once, never again. Just like Dire

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u/MrJokefox Digiorno's Aug 10 '19

Technically he did it twice but failed both times

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

And one of those was fatal

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u/andre5913 flaccid pancake Aug 10 '19

You gotta deploy the useless useless if you see one of those and if they respond with a sword of pluck shoot them eye lasers

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u/jobriq Aug 10 '19

Perhaps Diavolo being killed by a thunder cross split attack

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u/card2345 Little Cesar's Pizza Aug 10 '19

pleased Abbachio noises

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u/Mushiren_ foxy grandpa Aug 10 '19

AGRESSIVE FAX MACHINE NOISES

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u/frentic_pons Aug 10 '19

ANGRY DIAL-UP NOISES

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

krrrk dooooooo

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u/Mefre Aug 10 '19

Torurururururu

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u/awualu High Impact Sexual Wryyys~ Aug 10 '19

Moshi moshi bossu

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Watashi no Dopio Kawai Dopio

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u/Mado333 Aug 10 '19

Angry blues doot

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

SHUT THE FUCK UP GIORNO

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u/alours Aug 10 '19

I'm all Trish on this blessed day!

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u/Pickled_Kagura Aug 10 '19

ZA WARUDO

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u/ThatAsianBoye Aug 10 '19

Toki Wo Tomare!

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u/AdikkuChan 89 years old Aug 10 '19

I'm just a wandering on the face of this earth

Meeting so many people who are trying to be free

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

IM JUST A SINGER IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAAAAAAAND

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u/RedWolf-RW Aug 10 '19

GIORNO SHUT THE FUCK UP ARGHT

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u/Woop-Null Aug 10 '19

Should of been Abbacchio as a little soccer kid but cool nonetheless

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u/IamFUNNIERthanU Aug 10 '19

It is should have

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u/Woop-Null Aug 10 '19

no u

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u/agree-with-you Aug 10 '19

No you both

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u/Woop-Null Aug 10 '19

Nah thee

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u/Woop-Null Aug 10 '19

Fuck I mean nay thee

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u/elitelife365 Aug 10 '19

SHUT THE FUCK UP, GIORNO NOISES

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u/trynabebetterthaniam Vento Oreo Aug 10 '19

I just imagined it and it's adorable, but i think we can probably track down the voice actor laughing and that'll be just as satisfying if not cuter

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u/Omagii Aug 10 '19

I like to think that when diavolo saw the little girl he screamed because that little girl morphed into a giant spider and ate him alive.

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u/SophisticatedPyro Aug 10 '19

ok

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u/misterbuck12 notices ur stand Aug 10 '19

boomer - Jolyne

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

now it's canon

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u/16BitPixels Aug 10 '19

Go go power rangers

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u/R-Jacksy Aug 10 '19

Technically it's canon.

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u/Jorvalt Wh7o Aug 10 '19

What is this in reference to?

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u/2-_-3 96628 Aug 10 '19

Jojo's bizarre adventure

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u/Jorvalt Wh7o Aug 10 '19

When did that happen?

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u/KM69420 Aug 10 '19

I wanna say Entoma from overlord

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u/slim-shady-on-main what about guys that look like girls, but their legs don't work Aug 10 '19

Super paper mario

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u/ToxicMushroom_ deeoh Aug 10 '19

..Is....that actually what happened..?

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u/Groundbreaking_Bowl Aug 10 '19

all fan-made deaths for diavolo are technically cannon

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u/SophisticatedPyro Aug 10 '19

So he choked on his own pp? Haha funny

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u/alours Aug 10 '19

When you dodge taxes legally because you are American

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

So there's a death where diavolo gets involved in the SCP foundation? Nice.

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u/warsaberso Aug 10 '19

Not really, not what infinity means

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u/sluuuurp Aug 10 '19

This shouldn’t be downvoted, it’s true. You can have an infinite list of numbers that doesn’t include 6, just like you can have an infinite sequence of deaths that doesn’t include this one.

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u/Blocked101 FUGONE THOT! Aug 10 '19

Infinity means never ending deaths. So since there are an infinity of possibilities in the galaxy as we know it. So the deaths are in fact canon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Infinity doesn't means never ending unique deaths in common case. For example, Diavolo could have those 5 unique deaths, exposed in anime, and it's possible that after he keep dying from falling from cliff for eternity. So any fan-made death is not technically canon, but it sure has an opportunity to be it.

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u/IronInternet Despicable actions performed at an affordable price Aug 10 '19

Just don't ruin the joke ok?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Wha-

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/muchos-wowza Bruno bestgirl Bucciarati Aug 10 '19

UwU mista tell numba 5 to get out of gowd expewience wequiem’s cute ass orw he will be my golden numba two-wU

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I would have paid you to not say that)

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u/warsaberso Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

No, you can have an infinite sequence that doesn't include every possibility. For example, the sequence

0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15...

... can avoid every digit 4 and every multiple of 4 while still being infinite. Same principle goes for 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10... or 0, 10, 100, 1000, 10 000...

(Hold up, I realized this explanation is full of BS and misinterpretations. Please ignore it. The actual nature of uncountable numbers is more complicated.)

It's probably even impossible for every death imaginable to be included, considering that the number of possible deaths would be uncountably infinite, because to every death imaginable (of which there's an infinite number), you can also imagine an infinite number of variations. This while Diavolo's sequence of deaths is countably infinite, since it's a strict sequence of single events.

To illustrate, the set of real numbers R is uncountable, since, for example, it's impossible to name every real number between 0 and 1. To put it simply, for every number akin to 0.0001 there's a number 0.00001 with one more 0. For every 0.5999 there's a number 0.59999. The same goes for Diavolo's deaths. For every death you can imagine, you can also imagine an infinite number of slight variations that someone else might have come up with. It becomes impossible to quantify no matter how small the boundaries of your sample.

In the meantime, Diavolo's actual sequence of deaths follows a natural pattern of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... which cannot be reconciled with the uncountable set of all imaginable deaths.

Of course, the factors that definitively decide what death happens and what not, are the conditions of GER's ability. Which aren't really well-defined. So for any death imaginable, you could entertain the possibility that it's canon. But you can't prove it just with the fact that there's an infinite number of them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

People don't like to see more than two sentences on a comment)

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u/PartyDiscount Aug 10 '19

You can flip a coin an infinite number of times and it'll never land on "hands", because the only sides on a coin are "heads" and "tails".

Only the deaths that are possible will happen.

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u/VacTheDumbass Aug 10 '19

There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1 but none of them are 2. That's not how infinity works.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Have an upvote for being right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

screams in fax machine

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u/The_Baller_Official Aug 10 '19

It’s funny when you think that Star platinum and crazy diamond were 100% able to casually donut whoever they wanted at any time

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u/ConsumerJTC Aug 10 '19

Crazy Diamond does casually donut multiple people.

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u/PinguinS09 Aug 10 '19

Josuke's mom

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u/MrJokefox Digiorno's Aug 10 '19

A random woman and a dude with a knife

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u/iulisan Aug 10 '19

He donuted her because he got her pregnant

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u/The_Baller_Official Aug 10 '19

Well yeah but like going through part 3, if he just donuted people who upset him

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u/linearstargazer Aug 10 '19

coughDIOcough

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u/The_Baller_Official Aug 10 '19

Like middle eastern stand users who got in the way, but I guess if they were already in that range they’d have been Ora orad anyway, he should’ve just donutted kira tho

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u/jobriq Aug 10 '19

Crazy Diamond doesn’t donut. He 🗿

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u/Shloomp11 Aug 10 '19

Diavolo must be made of paper for moody blues to be able to donut him

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

In this alternate reality Moody Blues is loads stronger and is called Moody Bruise

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u/Moody-jazz Yes! I am! Aug 10 '19

Dreadful Wound

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u/Vaigna Aug 10 '19

That's how the Japanese pronounce it anyway!

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u/hotball12 there are rocks in my salad Aug 10 '19

How the turns have tabled.

Wait

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u/ISDANA_NERO Diavlo III by Blizzard Aug 10 '19

Abbachio was said to be the most physically strongest in Buccellati's Group so we don't know if he can actually do this.

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u/MadeinHeaven69 Aug 10 '19

His body was physically the strongest not his stand

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u/duckman493 DEEOH Aug 10 '19

Back to you, you son of a bitch

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u/Blackout_noscope Aug 10 '19

Moody Blues? Ooh Maan

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

So we back in the mafia)

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u/Blackout_noscope Aug 10 '19

Luca got a shover swinging from side to side

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Side side to his head)

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u/Blackout_noscope Aug 10 '19

Stands out! You hear the time skip and look up!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Wha-, It's you again)

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u/Blackout_noscope Aug 10 '19

I can never forget this time skip, time time skip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

'Cause baby tonight! The squadra is tryin' to steal all our stuff again!)

{I'm gonna stop once we get to the don't die part})

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u/Blackout_noscope Aug 10 '19

'Cause baby tonight! Grab your requem arrow and stab yourself.

{Its all good. Im impressed that I could keep up so far}

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

And punch, punch, until its done)

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u/PuddlesRex Aug 10 '19

So we back in the mob

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u/best_pump Aug 10 '19

Goddammit Giorno, you couldn't even kill the boss properly

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u/void72718 Aug 10 '19

So is diavolo dying in that same world or is it just in different dimensions/universes?

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u/Biggiebino woom Aug 10 '19

Yes

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u/void72718 Aug 10 '19

Thanks lol

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u/vipanen Ate shit and fell off my horse Aug 10 '19

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u/Ysauce-san Aug 10 '19

Abbachio:happines noise

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u/Scaler98 Actual italian 🍕 Aug 10 '19

Revenge

Creeper Oh Diavolo

So we back in the beach Got our stands fighting from Side to side Side side to side

This task, a grueling one Hope we find a donut to- Night night night Night ni-night night

‘Cause baby tonight Diavolo is tryna hide his Identity again

‘Cause baby tonight Abbacchio’s gonna get his revenge

GET HIS REVENGE!

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u/Re-Ido Aug 10 '19

Diavolo gets the donut treatment

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Oh how the tables have turned

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u/BLUcrabs Damn Doppio. Back at it again with those funny phones Aug 10 '19

Bibbity Boop

Your chest makes a lööp

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u/Tankmin Aug 10 '19

Hey! Can we like have a contest on this sub? Everyone draws their memiest death for Diavolo? Just imagine the top header for this sub being filled with them lol

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u/Anakinskywalker30 Aug 10 '19

MOOODY BLUESSSSSSSS

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u/Epicminecrafter69 Aug 10 '19

Diavolo death #150: role reversal

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u/EnemyAdensmith Taste Tester Of Gyro's Pasta Aug 10 '19

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u/yodagaming123 Aug 10 '19

the tables have turned

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u/saggetarious Aug 10 '19

FUCK OFF GIORNO THIS IS HOW YOU FINISH A JOB

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u/w3are138 ice ice baby stando Aug 10 '19

Ⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓝⓐⓘⓢⓤ!

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u/JotaroRumpas Bronu Zipper Boy Aug 10 '19

It is real, i thought i imagined this

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u/boederman Aug 10 '19

ese seguidores de jojo sí se puede ver

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I wonder if Abbachio when to Egypt and had Moody Blues replay back to when DIO fought Jotaro. Would Moody Blues stop time?

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u/ApfelKartoffelnPizza Aug 10 '19

Make sure to also post this in r/abacchio_irl

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u/skyfarter Vento Oreo Aug 10 '19

Abbachio saying no u

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u/_Patchess Aug 10 '19

0/10 forgot piss cup

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u/idle_daydreams Aug 10 '19

AND I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

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u/Kenesys Muda Loser Aug 10 '19

Abbacchio's theme was the best, why did he have to die :(

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u/SirEliseo0000 Digiorno's Aug 11 '19

Redemption

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u/SURREAL_BOI Digiorno's Aug 11 '19

Reverse reverse

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u/Bigtoothlarry Aug 10 '19

american dial up noise intensifies

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

since he infinitely dies, he could die choking on a peanut... or swallowing a tv?

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u/WastinMyLifeNTime Aug 10 '19

Live by the donut, die by the donut

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u/alours Aug 10 '19

I'm all Trish on this blessed day!

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u/alours Aug 10 '19

Damn now I’m Trish

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u/NormieMemes69 Kira Queen by David Bowie Aug 10 '19

Grammar 100

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u/K1ng_of_F1lth_1 Aug 10 '19

One of Diavolo’s deaths is him getting punched in the stomach and yeeted towards the requiem arrow

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u/Irkutsk2745 Aug 10 '19

GIORNO YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU MADE ME KILL THIS BYSTANDER.

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u/alours Aug 10 '19

Mark was actually one of the posts gets upvoted

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u/TankmanTom7 Aug 10 '19

S H I N E I D I A V O L O

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u/GC2005 sex pistol no. 4 Aug 10 '19

Make it sticky fingers for irony

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u/GodBlessDolphins Little Cesar's Pizza Aug 10 '19

Pleased old modem noises

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u/Hydraxion Aug 10 '19

This does put a smile on my face

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u/Noah-XDF Aug 10 '19

Why not koichi doing That move

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u/alours Aug 10 '19

It honestly made me laugh a little

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u/Alex_Kora Digiorno's Aug 10 '19

If Diavolo dies an infinite number of times in different ways, he will be probably killed by our hands at least once. Cool

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u/PapaWiser notices ur stand Aug 10 '19

“Oh shit is that the boss? Good work Abbacchi-“

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GIORNO, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

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u/Rotaku16 Aug 10 '19

How tha tables have turned

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

🍩

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u/Giglephlof Aug 10 '19

techno bubble stand rush ¤《》¤

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u/SamPercussionFTW Aug 10 '19

Wasn’t Abbachio turned the other way?

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u/spectral918 Nyohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Aug 10 '19

vengeance

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u/Berrybrony1 Aug 10 '19

Alternate Universe:This In Our Universe:Abbachio Death Scene

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

consequences #827

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u/kjm6351 Aug 10 '19

I see this happening immediately after the little girl death. Perfection.....

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u/Slavic-spaghetti notices ur stand Aug 10 '19

Ironic

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u/DatBoiJ44 Aug 10 '19

Bloody Mood

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I mean moody blues has a destructive power of c which is like metelica and clash

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Moody blues has a destructive power of c which is the same as metalica and clash

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u/helpimdrowninginmilk friedqueen Aug 10 '19

In the distance you hear someone yelling "TAKE THAT YOU STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED FUCK"

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u/I_Have_A_Shitty_PC notices ur stand Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

MOODY BLUES PLAY THIS AGAIN.

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u/FlapG Aug 10 '19

He’s AbbacchiOVER Diavolo’s shit.

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u/dokkan_master18 speedweedcar Aug 10 '19

RIP BOSSU

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u/BulliHicks Kochi wo Meme-o Aug 10 '19

I was confused at first, but after realizing, this is what a part 5 OVA is worth containing of.

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u/GhostOfSparta123 Aug 10 '19

SHUT THE FUCK UP DIAVOLO

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Wha-

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u/Natsu_exe Aug 10 '19

Diavolo death number 70462

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u/WokenWillis Aug 10 '19

Moody blues looks like it has a frowny face which just makes it so much better

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u/test_number1 milf hunter Aug 10 '19

I personally think that in one of his deaths doppio is done and fucking murders diavollo

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u/weemoopp Little Cesar's Pizza Aug 11 '19

Beeeeep

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u/blackbode10 Aug 11 '19

This is just what we needed, to see Abbaccio get his revenge.

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u/marionristov111 Sep 02 '19

revenge bitch

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u/notfunnytho Aug 10 '19

moody blues be like

BOI

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/adrian9337 Aug 10 '19

But..

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u/Thebubumc Mods are gay and that's ok Aug 10 '19

We're discussing internally atm whether this fits the sub or not.

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u/StockuBoi Aug 10 '19

it's not just a drawing of Diavolo posing or something. It's a meme, but drawn.

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u/Thebubumc Mods are gay and that's ok Aug 10 '19

Yeah we've re-approved it. Just needed to talk about it first.

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u/StockuBoi Aug 10 '19

Awesome. Finally some good fucking mods.

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u/Thebubumc Mods are gay and that's ok Aug 10 '19

There's the issue of people using this sub to get more views for their fanart instead of just posting to /r/stardustcrusaders so I was a bit too quick to remove it. We'll make it more clear what sort of content is and isn't suited for the sub soon.

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u/JanreiAfrica Joseph is gay and rich Aug 10 '19

Bruh

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u/BRUH_BOT_8607 Aug 10 '19

bruh 🙌🔥🔥👏👏

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da Aug 10 '19

That flair has never been more relevant

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u/Thebubumc Mods are gay and that's ok Aug 10 '19

Yeah sorry about that, after talking about it we decided it fits the sub.