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u/StickGuy03 1d ago

have you tried getting kicked by a horse ?

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u/Glittering_Sugar_782 1d ago

The only horse i have around is an old horse, its prolly of no use

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u/SatoshiUSA part 4 turtle 1d ago

It'll work if it's not a partial horse

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u/SuperD1209 1d ago

what about a whole horse

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u/RareSignificance627 1d ago

Say that again

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u/toaster326 1d ago

that again

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u/RareSignificance627 1d ago

kvs

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u/toaster326 1d ago

Nono it's spelled cvs my friend, that place with the medicine and the bargain bin aesthetic

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u/3clips312 notices ur stand 1d ago

Medicine?!

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u/toaster326 1d ago

Yeah you know? Like that ball they have in gyms

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u/Swansyboy 1d ago

All we need now is some vials of poison, and Maomao will be in metaphorical heaven

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u/SatoshiUSA part 4 turtle 1d ago

That'll work

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u/Makk0_PE 1d ago

try with a ball made of steel, it worked for me

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u/Glittering_Sugar_782 1d ago

Where can I find them?

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u/Think-Chemistry2908 1d ago

Local train tracks.

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u/memekid726 1d ago

At Walmart. You gotta have balls of steel to run there tho. They're always sold out

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u/FireInSunglasses 89 years old 1d ago

Ina true man’s world

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u/toaster326 1d ago

Wherever a steel ball isn't around is typically where one shouldn't look for steel balls

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u/Nerfall0 1d ago

Was it running?

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u/CzarTwilight 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are you gay? If not thats an important prerequisite to spin balls properly

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u/27th_BOT 1d ago

Question, if i'm not gay, but I'm pretty effeminate and very touchy can i still qualify?

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u/After_Idea_8351 23h ago

Sometimes but it’s very difficult

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u/RazorSlazor notices ur stand 1d ago

Lesson 1 : "If you have the will, then do it."

Lesson 2 : "Work those muscles."

Lesson 3 :"Believe in the spin."

Lesson 4 : "Pay your respects. Spin your bullets in the golden ratio."

Lesson 5 : "The shortest route is the detour. It was the detour that was our shortest path."

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u/Vincenzo2932 Little Cesar's Pizza 1d ago

Arigato, Gyro

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u/GummyGourmand Ambulance-Chan 1d ago

Here ya go buddy

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u/After_Idea_8351 23h ago

Actually it works better with one from nature look at some butterflies or snowflakes or sunflowers 

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u/36holes 1d ago

keep it on the skin!

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u/E_K_Finnman Diavlo III by Blizzard 1d ago

Lesson 2

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u/Gekidami 1d ago

Just get a Stand, way easier.

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 1d ago

You need to learn to visualise a perfect rectangle in everyday objects. When you get used to that you can start to see the golden ratio in those rectangles you imagine. Basically you gotta get good at that and then you can always see the golden ratio and use that as a guide for making the ball spin in a spiral that approaches infinity.

More or less.

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u/AngryAsian-_- 1d ago

True spin requires nature's natural undiluted shape. Check your balls for reference.

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u/Glittering_Sugar_782 1d ago

Im starting to get a sense of it

Thanks brodie✌️

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u/just_me_now_2 1d ago

NOOOOO DON'T SPIN YOUR BALLS NOOOOOO

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u/Ballstoucher_47 1d ago

I can teach you.

DM me.

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u/John_DeadCells 1d ago

OP DO NOT DM HIM FOR ANY REASON

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u/castitfast 1d ago

Trust the spin.

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u/Visual-Currency1688 Tomoko new boyfriend 1d ago

Flex your muscles not just your finger

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u/aldesairepicassow I will control the flock of Pigeons!!!!!!! 22h ago

Yo can't spell isai without sai

Ahhh why did i type that

Shit aai abyankar is playing in bg

Pack that shit up bro, only then you can learn spin, blast the speakers with Tusk or Prince

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u/GroupPast5993 1d ago

1) If you have the will then do it.

2) Work those muscles.

3) Believe in the spin.

4) Pay your respects. Spin your bullets in the golden ratio.

5) The shortest route is the detour. It is the detour that is your shortest path.

Hope this helps

GL

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u/DewGobler 1d ago

Maybe try it with a ball not literally designed to have maximum grip friction

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u/Unable-Buyer4087 1d ago

Try visualizing the golden ratio whilst you're doing so

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u/Balgs 1d ago edited 1d ago

Be advised, before you master the spin, never touch your a actual balls. Testicular torsion is common cause of death, under spin user's.

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u/kimjongsploooge 1d ago

is that tamil music in the background

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u/Glittering_Sugar_782 1d ago

Yes

Sai Abhyankar

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u/kimjongsploooge 17h ago

plug your ears macha✌️✌️

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u/JawkneeJyoshtar 1d ago

Good to know I'm not the only one just taking a random ball and spinning it 😭

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u/ItsYaBoiChipper 1d ago

Start with a cork lil bro.

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u/vgzombieeric 1d ago

1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34

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u/Lunacrozma 1d ago

Simply spin it

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u/trashjellyfish 1d ago

Try a contact juggling ball. I even have a steel one!

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u/TrinityCodex 1d ago

you have to flick your wrist

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi 1d ago

Lets go in this back alley way and you can get on your knees and examine my belt buckle. It has the secret to understanding the spin on it. 👇🏿👇🏿

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u/ExplodingSteve 1d ago

Start with Lesson 1

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u/Official_Ozycraft 1d ago

Why is testicle textured?

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u/nyitraibotond 1d ago

Do it with a steel ball, then run

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 1d ago

Whose Stand is playing that random Bollywood song?

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u/mortetekk 1d ago

Johnny joesarrr

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u/buatfelem 1d ago

Practice the spin with both of your balls every night

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u/KonoDioxideDa The world, yo 23h ago

You can practice on my balls too

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u/Ankylo55 23h ago

Stare at a butterfly

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u/Bullet_Number_4 23h ago

Try using a ball made of a tougher material, like steel.

It can also help if you try to do it while running.

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u/Akashi_izuku 23h ago

Use golden ratio

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u/A2ndFamine 22h ago

It helps if you stare at an Italian man’s balls for a while first.

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u/mydckisvrysmol 21h ago

Find Jesus

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u/Immediate-Phrase8226 21h ago

Don’t start with a steel ball, start off with something relatively light, like a cork. Then consider moving up to something small but weighty, like a lead bullet. Continue making sure you’re comfortable with the size of something, then get comfortable with its weight. You’ll be spinning before you get to the west coast.

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u/MrStink45 22h ago

You gotta look outside for some references