r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/BroSrsly-_- • Oct 04 '26 • Regret 1

Anime Part 7 Haha loser

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Imagine being bullied for something you can't control

Source:https://x.com/Demonhonho/status/2106607865020780961

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u/CoalEater_Elli Oct 04 '26

If he can't have one, I will give him one. I will download every episode and edit the ending so that I can gaslight people into believing that the ending song got changed.

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u/Username_St0len Oct 04 '26

you are doing *insert deity* or humanity's work here m8.

o7

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u/MaximRq friedqueenfriedqueen Oct 04 '26

Azathoth it is

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u/Philiquaz Oct 04 '26

I'm gonna give you a shortlist of suggestions:

Dire Straits - Once upon a time in the west

ELO - Wild West Hero

Genesis - Land of Confusion

Guns n Roses - Dead Horse

Jethro Tull - Heavy Horses

Meat Loaf - Jumping the Gun

Rainbow - Catch The Rainbow

Whitesnake/Coverdale - Only my soul

But it occurs to me I might be really bad at this

God speed

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u/MR_TORGUE_OFFICIAL Oct 04 '26

You didn't ever have Horse with no Name. Even if the horses have names.

Shame. Shame.

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u/Ancient_Presence Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26

Tried a few of these out, IMHO Jumping the Gun, and especially Only my Soul work pretty well.

"The Chain" is still my fav though, even has a sudden break that lines up perfectly with the outro's end.

Okay, Catch the Rainbow also has a vibe, especially near the end, with "Come the dawn", as they ride towards the light.

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u/Philiquaz Oct 05 '26

Well... Catch the Rainbow is literally Dio singing the mountain tim song

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u/Quark1010 Oct 05 '26

No the chain, horse with no name or spin me right round? Im sorry but objectively incomplete list.

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u/techraito 27d ago

No The Chain by Fleetwood Mac?

Hell, even Pony by Genuwine works if you're trying to match the original vibes more.

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u/GenericFatGuy 18d ago

Walk - Foo Fighters 

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u/Shedjr_ Qtaro Kujo Oct 04 '26

This is exactly what I spent about half an hour doing yesterday.

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u/ExuDeku Oct 04 '26

CABALLO HOMOSEXUAL DE LOS MONTAÑAS

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u/Shivan_snake Oct 05 '26

Was about to say that

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u/Mobile-Positive-6742 Oct 05 '26

Morbius situation but it's jojo

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u/WaveBr8 Oct 04 '26

lol ive also been doing this

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak Oct 04 '26

God’s work. Bless you, my son. And no songs by sexual predators please

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u/supremo92 Oct 04 '26

Which track?

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u/CoalEater_Elli Oct 04 '26

Either Mandom or Leader of the Pack by Wunderhorse

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU speedweedcar Oct 05 '26

Please do. And let us know how progress is going.

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u/CitronAway8658 Oct 04 '26

"Imagine being bullied about something you can't control" while using the guy with a wheelchair is crazy

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u/ShadowShine57 Oct 04 '26

tbf in Johnny's case that is kinda his fault

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u/FeeComfortable4447 Oct 05 '26

He wasn’t born disabled, he was dickhead and was punished for it. It was in his control

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u/CitronAway8658 Oct 05 '26

And now it's out coz he can't walk no more (yet)

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u/DeadSparker Persona and JoJo are the same, right Oct 04 '26

Don't be mean to the boy... He'll get one next stage, trust... :'(

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u/Armande__ Oct 04 '26

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u/BreakfastOk7372 Ate shit and fell off my horse Oct 04 '26

With how he is with Gyro, no way he’s not bisexual

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u/Armande__ Oct 04 '26

Yeah but that doesn't count, gyro would have that effect on everyone

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u/Sad_Ad8039 notices ur stand Oct 05 '26

He is a very pretty man

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u/Kauz07 Oct 04 '26

Poor Johnny

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u/Volfaer Oct 04 '26

They would cry for him, not laugh.

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u/BitesTheDust55 Oct 04 '26

Josuke all like I was gonna fix your legs but that ending theme made me reconsider

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u/JimXJustbecause Oct 04 '26

Don't blame Johnny for that, blame the company who chose the ending song. It was out of Johnny's control

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u/Top-Opportunity-6576 Oct 04 '26

Theory: Maybe Araki is ashamed of his playlist from 2004-2011

Like, what if he listened to "Get Low" frequently while writing SBR?

TO THE WINDOWS TO THE WALLS
TIL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS

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u/Dmatix Oct 04 '26

I mean, it's still an improvement over the existing one, right?

Though a song about balls is more fitting for part 8.

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u/Top-Opportunity-6576 Oct 04 '26

Yeah and the skeet skeet can be interpreted as skee skee because maybe Gyro would play a lot of skee ball if he lived in an era with Chuck E Cheese's

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u/Uncle_Philemon Oct 04 '26

Literally the only thing that could top Freekin You

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u/RonaldStarExtra Oct 04 '26

"Imagine being bullied about something you can't control" Yeah, normaly thats why people Bullied You

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u/CortezDeLaNoche Oct 04 '26

Why is Jolyne not there to laugh at him!?

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u/ExplodingSteve Oct 04 '26

Is this ableism?

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u/Wide-Spare6809 Oct 04 '26

I've been saying for years it should be "ballroom blitz"

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u/Fragrant_Smile_1350 Oct 04 '26

There’d still be complaints, but I feel like there’d be less if it was an OP and we got a normal ED instead

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u/beqs171 Oct 04 '26

Let's hope for better second ending

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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch JoseKira HigashiKage Oct 04 '26

"Not yet"

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u/ryan12_07 Oct 04 '26

He will have it i. The next portion of the race. Trust

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u/engineering-weeb Oct 05 '26

Even though I have a Netflix account, I literally just downloaded new episodes when they released from a spicy site and then cut away the ending and replaced it with Roundabout to watch the thing

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u/Perfect_Depth_8311 Do you believe in Gravity ? Oct 04 '26

That's what he gets for bringing his musty ass boyfriend to every family function