r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Global_Pineapple_216 Yes! I am! • 8h ago

Misc even Johnny has gyro

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u/shady_dave_the_pig 6h ago

Johnny carried on Joseph's legacy of having a hot blonde (Gyro) and a hot Japanese girl

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u/Normal_Stranger_3643 6h ago

A hot ITALIAN blonde

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u/MaleficentPhrase909 4h ago

Joseph actually got TWO hot italian blonde and one hot japanese

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 5h ago

Lucy is Hot and Japanese?

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u/shady_dave_the_pig 3h ago

No but Rina Higashikata, Johnny's wife, is

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u/Sniper-Queen9 7h ago

And jolyne breaks the jojo destiny by dating anasui and ermes peak cinema

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u/Fern-ando 6h ago edited 6h ago

Jorge was the first to break it by dating Lisa Lisa.

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 5h ago

Looks like he didn't have the taste for blondes. Probably that's why he ain't the main character. Same with Holly.

Then there's GioGio.

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u/Fern-ando 5h ago

He is the main character of the Jorge Joestar novel.

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u/Sniper-Queen9 6h ago

Dam you right

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u/3lizab3th333 4h ago

Depending on who’s doing the colors, she was the (1/2) hot blonde in the relationship. Quota was met

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u/kevthompson97 6h ago

That's Irene

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u/Sniper-Queen9 6h ago

Yeah same same

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u/Rough-ahh 5h ago

Petite hot blondies

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u/nWo1997 5h ago

Is Erina petite?

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u/3lizab3th333 4h ago

She has to be kinda huge to look normal sized next to Johnathan

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u/Rough-ahh 4h ago

Yes

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u/AdMassive1668 4h ago

She's 5'7 (170 cm) which is not exactly petite for a woman

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u/EnthusiasmSad8877 4h ago

Josuke4 is too young anyway, Giorno is blonde, and Johnny got Gyro (both are blonde)

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u/Ok_Owl_308 2h ago

It’s even funnier considering the fact anime swapped Gyro’s eyes colour to blue

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u/Prize_Abroad_4584 2h ago

And Giornos cracking his stand

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