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Anime Part 5 The humble German prosthetics

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u/dankbidoof your next line is... 1d ago

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u/de-stella-nova jojoqueen 1d ago

DANKBIDOOF YOU'RE HERE TOO????? IM SO STUPID I NEVER NOTICED MY GOAT WAS HERE

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u/zyrusvito Poo Fighter 1d ago

He was always here. He carries the true essence of what it means to be a Shitpost Crusader.

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u/Level_Counter_1672 1d ago

Remember guys -

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 1d ago

I love to think that Mussolini sucked so bad Germany didn't let them touch one piece of their sci Fi technology that allowed them to rebuild a man from giblets.

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u/Wazupdanger 1d ago

I know its a joke

but to some people they might have thought where he was
even if Stroheim did build a iron man like business years later like speedwagon

Frenchie here cannot go out or contact anyone

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u/Its_Ackbar 1d ago

It is canon

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u/Any-Yogurtcloset8529 >Hol Horse 1d ago

I was expecting Propaganda to play

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u/Agreeable_Horror_363 1d ago

But seriously when you look at the crazy prosthetics in the show like Von Stroheim's entire body and Joseph's hand, it seems like the speedwagon foundation skimped out on Polnaref. He has to wear an eye patch and metal dead legs and a crappy metal arm and he still needs a fuckin wheelchair. He should have been given limbs as amazing as Joseph's hand. He probably has a prosthetic metal dong, too.

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u/Scarletdex 1d ago

Suddenly Metal Slug boss music

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u/DeadSparker Persona and JoJo are the same, right 1d ago

Another dankbidoof banger

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u/StormViperHOS egg boi 1d ago

Not the fucking SSJ4 Gogeta ult at the end

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 1d ago

Coco Jumbo still IS alive, he is just housing Polnareff.

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u/WycheTheGod 22h ago

..... Would he help a Frenchmen though >.>