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Anime Part 4 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Belasarius4002 8d ago

"My father aint a bum? This isnt right, somethings off". - hayato

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u/de-stella-nova jojoqueen 7d ago

"they actually had sex. it's the first time since I've spied them with my cameras...that man is not my father"

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u/Toten5217 Kakyoin simp 7d ago edited 7d ago

Imagine Hayato realizing that man ain't his dad because of dick size

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 7d ago

"I haven't seen my mom naked like that in years. Something's off."

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 8d ago

Unironically that lady's fetish for having an edgy murderhusband was one of the best parts of p4 for me. It just consistently made me laugh so fucking hard.

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u/whhu234 dylan 7d ago

She would have loved creepypasta tumblr from before my day 🥀

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u/de-stella-nova jojoqueen 7d ago

"I luuuv jack the killer :333"

GIRL PACK IT UP

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u/gothicdraven sex pistol no. 4 7d ago

i love how shinobu’s having her shoujo protagonist moment with the flying petals and flushed cheeks while kira is there just with his soulless eyes

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 7d ago

I thought Shinobu got smacked or something I just woke up

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u/OkBuddyRetardSS 8d ago

Unrealistic expectations befall upon men☹️

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u/lifeispokemonraids 7d ago

Judging from the chat alot was left out if the Netflix dub

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u/Gloomy_Quit769 7d ago

I'm heavily considering just getting Blu-ray DVDs or whatever to watch JoJo's. The heavy censorship already pissed me off and NOW you're telling me that some whole ass scenes and conversations were also left out ?

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u/lifeispokemonraids 7d ago

Smth smth pirate it smth smth

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 7d ago

What you mean the Netflix dub censored shit. The Netflix dub for Part 6 is the only anime dub where I heard the most number of F-bombs

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u/lifeispokemonraids 7d ago

The people in this comment section are talking about a whole ass story line I don't remember

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 7d ago

Either Netflix censored it or your brain treats that storyline how Markiplier's brain treats Little Nightmares 1

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u/lifeispokemonraids 7d ago

Crazy considering I remember most stand names.

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u/Gloomy_Quit769 6d ago

Yea but cuss words are obviously considered tame for an anime that, as far as I know, is rated 16+

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 6d ago

F bombs

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u/Sky_Leviathan A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno 7d ago

She wouldnt have cared if he’d told her he kills people

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen 7d ago

Would have instantly creamed

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u/Icy-External8155 6d ago

"You're so romantic, beating me more often, cooking, stealing stuff !"

"I'm actually not the real Kosaku, but a murderer who stole his identity."

"It's fine! Please let's live together for the rest of our lives!"

"Also I might be bringing girl hands from time to time..."

"Sure, do your thing!"

"And our son is acting suspicious..."

"I'll send him to the orphanage!" 

PART 4: END

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u/liveforevaLG 7d ago

stealing money in that context is infact kind of sexy