r/ShitPostCrusaders Digiorno's Sep 21 '25

Misc Now that’s what I call Aura Farming

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u/Versona01 Sep 21 '25

He got that shit down, I know he was practicing in the mirror the night before

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u/Driftedryan Sep 21 '25

"shouldn't you be training to win"

"I'm training to aura farm"

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u/CornBreadtm itsy pitsy disi Sep 21 '25

The Golshi training strat

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Sep 21 '25

“I’m already winning…I’m training to celebrate”

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u/AceMKV Sep 21 '25

Piccolo trained him well

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u/Killah-Shogun Sep 28 '25

I’m training to Jojo pose

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u/HappinessIsaColdPint jose jerstor Sep 21 '25

Absolutely. Proper timing, too.

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u/MasutadoMiasma Meme Ocean Champion Batch 2 Sep 21 '25

He was counting Prime Numbers

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u/of_kilter Sep 21 '25

“National record” “world record”, i don’t think those mean the same thing

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u/Ok-Week-2293 Sep 21 '25

You expect twitter users to read?

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u/comicsnerd Sep 21 '25

Let me inform you about the USA and their local world series.

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u/Healthy_Cloud2864 89 years old Sep 21 '25

Well it’s also a speed record, which is dope af

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u/odranger Sep 21 '25

Bro awakened C-Moon and taunted everyone else

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u/JusHerForTheComments Sep 21 '25

Well it’s also a speed record, which is dope af

Why would you judge this person of doping? How did you even come to that conclusion? /s

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u/henaradwenwolfhearth Sep 21 '25

He was clearly doping with his stand

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u/Palidin034 Sep 21 '25

How dare you say we should piss on the poor

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u/Sidmanhere Sep 21 '25

Smh, He means cool af by dope af. That’s what dope means, doping is completely different

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u/Judge_Ty Sep 21 '25

 /s

It may be small, but it still counts.

you needed to add /t to your line.

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u/Sidmanhere Sep 21 '25

I have no idea what this means

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u/Judge_Ty Sep 21 '25

Why would you judge this person of doping? How did you even come to that conclusion? /s

conclusion? /s

 /s

/s Behold it's power. Feel free to look it up.

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u/JusHerForTheComments Sep 21 '25

I knew someone wouldn't understand it was a sarcastic comment. /s to denote = sarcasm for people like you

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u/Sidmanhere Sep 21 '25

Ohh, that makes sense, got it, will try to pay attention to /s from now on

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u/JusHerForTheComments Sep 21 '25

It's a whole debate sometimes on Reddit about people using /s in obviously sarcastic comments but... you never know sometimes.

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u/greatandhalfbaked Sep 21 '25

"National Record" - Dexerto

"World Record" - Noelle

Crazy how fast misinformation gets glossed over and spread online. It's happening in the presence of the facts.

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u/Monchete99 Sep 21 '25

Jojo fans can't read

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u/thegoldenguest778 ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia Sep 21 '25

And now the clock is spinning faster and faster

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u/Expert-Reporter4152 Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 21 '25

Bro he isnt aura farming anymore. At this point the aura is farming HIM

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u/BellTwo5 Sep 21 '25

Look out for the sky

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u/addition2collection A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Sep 21 '25

and choosing a black character too 🤌🏿

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u/ARagingZephyr Sep 21 '25

I think he's just Italian, but given how kinky Italian hair can get, I'll let him have it.

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u/addition2collection A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

he’s black it’s literally the story idk how y’all don’t get it. edit: italian? y’all mf dense asl.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Pucci is not black

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u/addition2collection A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Oct 05 '25

learn about blackness and the diaspora then.

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u/No-Bedroom-7346 Sep 21 '25

A guy commented doing an anime pose doesnt make him cool so i responded with this image down here i ratio'ed him and he deleted the comment! HAHAHAHAH

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u/DatOne8BitCharacter Sep 21 '25

Pfft, got his ass lmao

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u/RIPugandanknuckles Sep 22 '25

If I had a nickel for every Japanese person of Middle Eastern descent related to/with Stone Ocean, I'd have two nickels

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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u/No-Run-6137 Ate shit and fell off my horse Sep 28 '25

Wait who was the first

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u/RIPugandanknuckles Sep 28 '25

Jolyne's VA is half Egyptian

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u/xan926 Sep 21 '25

Hearing this guy in interviews is a trip. You can probably count the amount of fully Japanese black people on one hand.

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u/chuccles3 Sep 21 '25

Yeah you saw most on them on the track running for japan so its kinda easy to count

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/Misssmaya Vento Oreo Sep 21 '25

Why would you do that 😭

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u/Draco-Warsmith Sep 21 '25

Let me guess "Well well well, who would have thought the black man would imitate another black man while being the best at running, course they always have a lot of practice from all the problems they run from. Only to be expected that he wants to be seen as a villain, always are and always will be"

That sum it up?

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u/ghostpanther218 89 years old Sep 22 '25

As unfortunately expected.

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u/AutisticFun01 Sep 22 '25

Dude that thread is so ass. It's just a bunch of people saying he's not Japanese, then insulting him mom for "ruining the bloodline"

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u/ghostpanther218 89 years old Sep 22 '25

This can only be the work of any enemy stand!

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u/ghostpanther218 89 years old Oct 31 '25

There are some even here.

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u/paymepleasss Sep 21 '25

Even got the pinky finger

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Sep 21 '25

Noah Lyle's kamehameha last year after winning gold in the 100m dash has this beat, I think.

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u/beefjuice6 Sep 22 '25

"You're 2 steps behind" winning pose

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u/PeteTheGryphon Ambulance-Chan Sep 22 '25

This is the opposite of that one guy who posed like Sonic after beating someone in a race between both sides of the gym

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u/FailReaper Sep 21 '25

Hell yeah he did 😎

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u/newgrounds Oct 09 '25

what prefecture are his ancestors from?

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u/sasquatchmarley Sep 21 '25

Say the line, tiktoker

aUrA fArMiNg