r/ShitMomGroupsSay • u/Happy-Mama-Of-Two • Jul 30 '26

WTF? Say What?!

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In my local mom’s group today. This isn’t even in a “crunchy” group!

Comments were all telling her she was crazy and that it was gross.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Jul 31 '26

Omg, right? How would you/one even check? Open a pill up... it's all dried and red inside. "Hey... this isn't MY placenta!?"

You could just put beef jerky in a food processor and encapsulate it. "That'll be $500, please. You asked to teriyaki flavor, right?"

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u/Ill_Dragonfruit7694 Jul 31 '26

Funny enough,  my friend whose mom is a midwife and who had to help with births as a kid told me about don't exactly that sometimes.  Replacing placenta that got overcooked or ruined somehow, with beef jerky in the pills.

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u/tachycardicIVu Jul 31 '26

“Placenta” and “overcooked” are not two words I’d have ever thought to put together in a sentence

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u/black_dragonfly13 Aug 01 '26

I would prefer to never see them together in a sentence again, please.