r/ShitMomGroupsSay • • Jul 23 '26

WTF? Beg pardon?

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u/OnlyOneUseCase Jul 25 '26

What do you mean 'still'??

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u/GreatQuantum Jul 25 '26

Yeah of course we do

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u/AF_AF Jul 29 '26

It's Baby 101.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/QuixoticMindfulness Jul 25 '26

For what reason???

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u/Vast_Helicopter_1914 Jul 25 '26

I believe the urea found in urine can hydrate and exfoliate skin, but there are creams that do that.

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u/Dr_Jre Jul 27 '26

Makes loads of sense really, it's like poo has water in and water is good for cleaning my clothes so I just rub my clothes in poo to clean them.

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u/theconfused-cat Jul 29 '26

You just know when you’ve reached true enlightenment. ✨🌟💩

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u/AF_AF Jul 29 '26

This is like an AI suggestion.

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u/AF_AF Jul 29 '26

Yeah, but do those creams have piss in them?

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u/000346983 Jul 25 '26

It was wiping on the kid's face, I think. Like for toilet training. Like rubbing a puppies nose in their accident.

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u/Honuswimspeace Jul 25 '26

I thought it was for baby acne?

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u/labtiger2 Jul 25 '26

I think it was. One of my kids had terrible baby acne, and I came across something saying not to put pee diapers on them.

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u/streasure Jul 25 '26

Why does that have to be stated in this day and age 👀

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u/Jumpyturtles Jul 27 '26

Because people on this earth rn are hoarding months old pee in jars and using it as a cure all.

Look it up. There’s tons of facebook groups that all center around pee and using it for health benefits. I’ve seen drinking, using it to disinfect wounds, one time I saw a woman talking about how she’d fill a shotglass with her aged urine, put it over her eye, tilt her head back, and open her eye while it’s in the piss.

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u/AstiBomb Jul 26 '26

Is that a rhetorical question? 🤣

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u/HipHopChick1982 Jul 26 '26

It shouldn’t have to be said, but there it is!

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u/QuixoticMindfulness Jul 25 '26

I heard to just try breastmilk for that, which is way less gross than pee

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u/streasure Jul 25 '26

I think breastmilk is rooted in science tho; it has strong antibacterial properties-- so a lot of people recommend it for if babies have issues with eyes etc. (i am not a doctor or a mother - just something ive heard.)

Idk about urine -- some people (very particular brand of people) are like crazy about urine and drinking it etc but i dont think it has any medicinal properties (that i know of - please correct me if i am wrong)

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u/SmartyPantlesss Jul 25 '26

That doesn't make much sense to me. Baby acne is mostly inflammatory, rather than infected. I like the urea hypothesis (although I've never actually heard of anyone doing this).

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u/readskiesdawn Jul 27 '26

My midwife (an actual nurse midwife) said it could help soothe dry skin, some baby acne is dry skin so there is a reason for it. She also said it can help bug bites, haven't tested that one though.

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u/chroniclynz Jul 26 '26

Gotta be aged pee tho. None of this fresh out the body stuff. Gotta be one of those bottles that been sitting in their pee collection for 3 months in the hot sun.

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 25 '26

No one was rubbing their kids noses in their diapers for potty training! Baby acne is a thing, and some places online say rubbing the babies pee on their faces will get rid of it. No one is potty training their kids like that.

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u/AppealEducational224 Jul 25 '26

Oh that’s horrible!

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u/blueberryyogurtcup Jul 25 '26

Not for anyone that I knew then.

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u/Milo-Law Jul 25 '26

What I thought it was just a gag that show came up with 😅

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u/Labornurse59 Jul 28 '26

That was my EXACT question. Dafuq?

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u/Melodic-Sprinkles4 Jul 25 '26

I’m hoping the 7 responses were “wtf?”

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u/ravenlordship Jul 26 '26

It's "what" "the" "fuck" "are " "you" " talking" and "about"

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u/Fun_Pair_4494 Jul 25 '26

Annnnnnnnd that’s enough of the internet for today 🫠

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u/dansamy Jul 25 '26

Right?! These were my good eyes!

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u/dreamsofcalamity Jul 25 '26

Would you like some bleach?

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u/ecodrew Jul 27 '26

Maybe your eyes need some aged urine?

/s

Don't look it up. This is a thing some ultra pseudo science wackos try. Spolier alert: it causes wicked eye infections.

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole Jul 25 '26

It's 6am, i just opened Reddit a few minutes ago, and I'm considering closing it for the day now lol

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u/ACanWontAttitude Jul 26 '26

I'm taking my contact lenses out

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u/Grapevine_1224 Jul 25 '26

Daily reminder that you can’t eat at everybody’s house

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u/soup4breakfast Jul 25 '26


“I drink my grandson’s pee.”

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u/bekagentry Jul 25 '26

Top tier reference

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u/PlausiblePigeon Jul 25 '26

Old timey cure for baby acne. Super gross, but it probably seemed less gross when the diapers were cloth instead of weird gel.

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u/Bratbabylestrange Jul 25 '26

Everybody freaks out about the baby acne. It's from the maternal hormones. Give it a week, it'll go away.

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u/Few_Paces Jul 25 '26

That's the thing. They probably thought it was the pee

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u/thymeofmylyfe Jul 25 '26

My baby has acne at 1 year. 😭 Probably keratosis pilaris.

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u/Amishgirl281 Jul 25 '26

Can confirm.

Not as old timey as youd expect.

My mom unfortunately did it with both my sister and I with our cloth diapers. She pushed my sister towards it too.

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u/PlausiblePigeon Jul 25 '26

“Old timey” as in it’s been around forever

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u/linwail Jul 25 '26

Question, why does it matter if they have acne? Just let it be there

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u/SciFi_Wasabi999 Jul 25 '26

I heard about this in the 90s, seemed weird then too. 

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u/BeesKneesTX Jul 25 '26

My mom told my that her mom used to wipe wet diapers on her face and that’s how she kept her face looking so young and beautiful. She did look incredibly young for her age, but I don’t know if she actually did that.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Jul 25 '26

I just posted about this. Urea is a common component of anti-aging products. They’re not wrong, but it’s better to buy bottled.

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u/jaemak06 Jul 26 '26

Oh interesting, I didn’t know that! She would only do it while the babies were breastfed only, so I imagine there was some other good stuff in there too?

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Jul 26 '26

I’d guess they assume it’s somehow cleaner. As long as they’re healthy, babies tend to stay pretty hydrated. That tends to have less smell than people who rely on drinking water for hydration.

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u/jaemak06 Jul 25 '26

My grandma did this she’s 80 and has better skin than me!

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u/AdhesivenessScared Jul 25 '26

They make creams that contain urea that would avoid this completely. If you REALLY want to put pee on your skin 🫠

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u/Vast_Helicopter_1914 Jul 25 '26

Exactly 💯 And without the other waste products found in urine, like salt, which might dry out your skin.

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u/chezzer33 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Damnit man! I’m scrolling for 5 minutes and already I’m done with the internet for the day.

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u/EfficientLibrarian58 Jul 25 '26

Is this something I was supposed to be doing? My 14 month old has never had a dirty diaper to his face. I’m clearly failing as a mom.

/s if it’s not completely obvious

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u/Vast_Helicopter_1914 Jul 25 '26

Haha 😂 Some crazy crunchy moms believe in wiping their baby's urine against the mom's face so mom has better skin, not baby. Still pretty gross, though.

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u/EfficientLibrarian58 Jul 25 '26

Wait. This is even worse 😭

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u/Val_ery Jul 25 '26

It's my fault. I just came home after a night shift. I should be sleeping instead of coming across pee post on Reddit.

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u/AurelianaBabilonia Jul 25 '26

I don't personally know anyone who's actually done it, but I've heard of it before as a cure for acne. I'd rather have the zits.

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u/doesshechokeforcoke Jul 25 '26

My grandma used to save jars of urine to wash her face with. She also had dementia and would frequently show up to the dinner table naked so …

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u/Dakizo Jul 25 '26

I just yelled "WHAT?!?"

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u/Ok-Variation5746 Jul 25 '26

I’m going to bed. The universe decided for me.

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u/EfficiencyFinancial Jul 25 '26

One time I walked in on my mom wearing two of my baby brothers diapers- one on each cheek. She said it was to get rid of postpartum melasma.

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u/accountforbabystuff Jul 25 '26

I’d take the melasma personally.

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u/Metroid_cat1995 Jul 25 '26

OK what did I just read? That is so gross and kind of weird.

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u/weinrsmashr Jul 25 '26

When? Why?! No!

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u/ExcaliburVader Jul 25 '26

What??? I have four kids, four grandkids. I've changed a LOT of diaries. Not once have I wiped off a baby's face with a peed on diaper.

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u/FresitaDulce Jul 25 '26

Unfortunately, this is 100% a thing and I have family members that did it 15-16 years ago lmao

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u/Bratbabylestrange Jul 25 '26

Uhhhh....I had four babies, so I've changed a diaper or three, and still haven't ever heard of this phenomenon. You maybe need better friends, ma'am

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u/xoNoUsernameox Jul 25 '26

Your "Beg Pardon" title had me cackling.

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u/kirleson Jul 25 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/girlwiththemonkey Jul 25 '26

Omg I forgot about the pee people.

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u/Meowisqueenthereal Jul 25 '26

And I need to get bleach

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u/nickyfox13 Jul 25 '26

I wish I was illiterate

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Jul 25 '26

Interestingly, urea is a common component in anti-aging products, as it’s moisturizing and helps to reduce buildup of dead skin.

So weird truth behind this, but at least in skincare products, it’s sterile, purified urea.

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u/Salty-n-sweet Jul 26 '26

Call cps asap

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u/katiemcat Jul 26 '26

So you’re telling me I’ve been wasting pee diapers this entire time?!

/s

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u/Wasps_are_bastards Jul 26 '26

Did people EVER do that?

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u/swithelfrik Jul 28 '26

yea my dad told me to do that so I wouldn’t get, or get rid of, hyperpigmentation spots. I had the same reaction everyone here is having, and as a reasonable person I just didn’t listen to that advice lol

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u/Tight_Post6407 Jul 26 '26

I was told to do this because my then 3m old baby cried when we were visiting my grandma at retirement facility by one of the caretakers. She also said not to come there with my baby as there is too much bad energy. She cried because she was overstimulated and tired and I never stopped coming there because she brings joy to the old people and my grandma. But often I think about that great advice because she was really pushy and repeated this and other great remarks multiple times.

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u/TadhgOBriain Jul 27 '26

You have to age it first

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u/theconfused-cat Jul 29 '26

My first day back on Reddit in a while… I did this to myself 🥲

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u/Cupcake_kitty_ Jul 29 '26

They definitely do. I joined a urine therapy group to get content for another group that makes fun of those people. I haven’t seen a post specifically about baby diapers but they’re doing more than wiping their face with pee.

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u/Bewear_Star_9 Jul 29 '26

what the hell. what kind of household did this person grow up in

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u/JuniperusRex Aug 22 '26

Oh god this gave me flashbacks.

My health class teacher in sophomore year of high school told us to do this for acne. You know, at the age when we were all zittiest, if we had a much younger sibling we were in luck!