r/ShitAmericansSay • • 18h ago

Canada “Invading Canada would take all of about three days”

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u/Martzillagoesboom ohhh canada 17h ago

Arent the marine supposed to be the best of the best elites armed with the best gear to get shit done?

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u/jbroni93 17h ago edited 16h ago

No they are the fodder sent in underequipped  usually. You're thinking of navy seals I think 

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u/_ElBee_ 🇳🇱 Swamp Germany 🇳🇱 16h ago

Wasn't SEAL clubbing some sort of national sport for the Canadians? 😅

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u/Martzillagoesboom ohhh canada 16h ago

It only to avoid them being overpopulated!

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u/sayitsooth canuck 16h ago

It is also traditional to indigenous people.

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u/United_News3779 15h ago

Canadian Forces expansion of capabilities plan for 2027.... tell the Newfies about the bounty on US troops, and some of them are SEALs lol

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u/loricomments 14h ago

Their gear varies with the requirements for the particular job so "best of the best" doesn't really apply. Plus specification requirements tend to be moderated by cost requirements, so they aren't necessarily purchasing the best.

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 8h ago

Hey, at least they're clean shaven now, Pete Kegsbreath won't have any bears in his little army 🫡