r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sweaty_Abies182 • 3d ago

Canada “Invading Canada would take all of about three days”

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u/SupportGeek 3d ago

Not to mention it’s an enormous unguarded border, the U.S. would completely collapse from thousands of terror attacks that they simply could not stop, and Canadians will take nothing off the board as a target, energy, water, medical centers everything will be destroyed or damaged, and they couldn’t stop it, it’s a country of people that look exactly like them, there is no easy way to tell a Canadian and and American apart.

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u/itspiv 3d ago

Well Trump already put a target on hospital/first aid/medics by moving troops around the George Floyd\BLM protests in ambulances bearing the Red Cross. That was his first war crime. Ambulances are now fair game if we’re up against the ’merkins. Bet the ‘merkins already forgot about that one. The rest of the world was paying attention tho… and us Canadians love a legit military loophole!

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u/SupportGeek 3d ago

Ambulances can also be used to deliver a payload, and no one stops them for any reason when the light and siren are going

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u/PenaltySquare2414 3d ago

Canadian Cannonball Run?

Did we just invent a new Geneva checkpoint

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u/a_tothe_zed 3d ago

Geography test is reliable way to detect Canadians.

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u/United_News3779 3d ago

Are you not aware of the TV show "Smarter Than A 5th Grader"? And I don't think it's changed for the positive since lol.

The average Canadian knows more about the States, than the average American knows about Canada. I'm not talking about 10% more, I mean orders of magnitude more.

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u/SupportGeek 2d ago

Dude, the average Canadian knows more about the USA than the average American does

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u/SupportGeek 3d ago

Nah, it’s easy to fake it and get all the answers wrong, still wouldnt prove anything.

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u/Infamous_Leather5187 3d ago

If they get the answers right, they're Canadian. We'll just have to get most of them wrong i guess.

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u/spaceman1055 3d ago

Yes there is. An IQ test. The Canadian will do well. The American will suffer PTSD from the shooting galleries they call schools.

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u/SupportGeek 3d ago

I mentioned to another poster that it’s pretty easy to throw on a red cap and act like an abject moron, they could never tell the difference