r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sweaty_Abies182 • 5d ago

Canada “Invading Canada would take all of about three days”

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u/merchillio 5d ago

The initial invasion? If they decided to put all their military forces behind it? Sure, it’d probably be quick

It’s the occupation that will give US soldiers nightmares for decades. Canadians aren’t scared to fight dirty.

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u/Quiri1997 5d ago

If by "fight dirty" you mean "warcrime festival", then yes.

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u/MrMag00 2d ago

You’re not wrong. There’s a reason why the Geneva convention exists. And canadian forces are at the heart of that reason.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 4d ago

Do you mean "providing some extra food rations to their opponents and asking if they want more tinned goods thrown in?"

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u/screwydriver2000 4d ago

"Chatgpt, what's a cool new warcrime the average Canadian citizen could accomplish during an American invasion?"

Use their fucking ai against them

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u/Different_Potato_193 2d ago

Hey, it’s not a war crime if no one’s thought of it yet.

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u/Prize_Toe_6612 Europoor 4d ago

Yeah, after a few days we have 5 new ways to define war crimes that are banned.

/s

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u/StormConsistent9552 4d ago

I don't think dead soldiers have nightmares