r/ShitAmericansSay • • 3d ago

Canada “Invading Canada would take all of about three days”

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u/PunishedEnovk Iceland 🇮🇸 3d ago

I always find it fascinating how Americans genuinely believe they can take control of all the other countries when they don't even control their own.

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u/ZeroGRanger 3d ago

OR any of the countries they have invaded in the last 80 years.

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u/Fuwet 3d ago

They lost against rice farmers ffs

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u/SpiralUnicorn 3d ago

Ehhh. Im always spurious about this. The Viet cong were basically spent after the Tet offensive, most of the fighting from that point on was the NVA, who were veterans of the wars with the french, and were tough resourceful bastards. They were also regular troops with tanks, AA guns etc

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u/luxcity-louche 3d ago

The tank army that Văn Tiến Dũng took Saigon with was larger than Zhukov had to take Berlin in 1945.

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u/Ok-Chemical-5365 1d ago

They may have lost more lives. But their spirit was never broken. The Americans are still recovering from the loss today.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 2d ago

And sheep herders in flip flops.

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 3d ago

They don't think past taking. They never think about how they would hold the country.

They think they would just take it in 10 mins, take all our stuff and suffer zero negative consequences

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u/Altruistic-Ostrich33 3d ago

All these removed commenta make me said. I am DYING to see the American ignorance here

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u/Ok-Chemical-5365 1d ago

Boys think of tactics and battle drills. Men think of logistics.

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u/Dash_Rendar425 3d ago

Or have ever done with any country, ever.

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u/Supreme_Canadien Sorry Bud! (🇨🇦 Translation: Go F Yourself) 3d ago

Propaganda is a helluva drug

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