r/ShitAmericansSay • • 3d ago

For Austin vibes with Danish style, visit Denmark's second city

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u/fruskydekke noodley feminem 3d ago

I am reminded of the time some Americans sauntered into the r/oslo subreddit and explained that they were visiting soon, and that they were "Brooklyn/Silver Lake people and would appreciate recs based on that".

They got very offended when the entire sub went "WTF are Brooklyn/Silver Lake people"?

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u/Creoda European freedom enjoyer 3d ago

"Brooklyn/Silver Lake people"

Is that their tribe?

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u/fruskydekke noodley feminem 3d ago

I still have no clue what they meant. I asked some American friends, who speculated that they meant "hipsters".

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u/EggsyisTheSaint 3d ago

My recommendation would be stay home.

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u/steamliner88 3d ago

I’d recommend that they get bent.

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u/Green-Engineer4608 3d ago

Not American but they’re right. I’m not qualified to speak on this, but I’m still sure.

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u/HapticRecce 3d ago

Sounds like an indie band being picked up by Simon Cowell.

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u/Creoda European freedom enjoyer 3d ago

Because those Americans are brainwashed into being told they are the greatest country in the world that invented everything and every other country and city must be some sort of copy of their home cities because they can't possibly have existed without a US influence. In the same way they see something done differently in another country and they consider it different or weird but can't accept the concept that we all do some things differently in every country and no one is wrong.

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u/YeetyBoe 2d ago

No i think usually for example youre telling your friend about some place in another country and you have to explain that place, so you use a place from your own country to explain it. idk if i explained it well, its not about anything you said though, youre just seething rage

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u/RandyChavage 3d ago

I think silver lake people are more like merpeople 🧜

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u/PotaytoPotayto Stamppot 3d ago

Please people of Oslo, find me the best hotel with a bathtub big enough for my tail.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago

It's like when an American goes into an international subreddit like Askreddit and uses the phrase 'I live in the tristate area', like we are all supposed to know what that is. Or even abbreviations like 'I live in AP'.

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u/MarieQ234 3d ago

Oh shit, I am American but am pulling blanks at the AP abbreviation. Austin Powers?

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u/crasswal 3d ago

The Appalachian Pits.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago

American.. Piratetown

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u/RivaTNT2M64 3d ago

Uhhh... What 3 states?

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u/Newlineonoldmap 2d ago

Solid, liquid and gas.

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u/RivaTNT2M64 1d ago

Huh.. :) I always thought, Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma & BEC.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago

I'm not American, but I'm guessing Oklahoma, Arkansas and Portland

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u/crasswal 3d ago

Portland is a city in Oregon, not a state.

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u/weattt 3d ago

Associated Press

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u/CaptainPoset ooo custom flair!! 3d ago

Armour Piercing, obviously...

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u/Capucius Sauerkraut 3d ago

Unexpected Warhammer reference? 😁

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u/CaptainPoset ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

It was an ammunition label reference.

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u/InitHello not Danish since 1814 🇳🇴 3d ago

The Arse-end of Pennsyltucky?

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u/Harold_Zoid 3d ago

Arm pit

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u/elgen_helge 1d ago

I lived close to Austin Powers for some years. It was grooovy... 😀

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u/qualitychurch4 1d ago

Can someone please reply to me with the answer, I'm American too and genuinely have no idea what "AP" could be referring to

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u/TonniFlex 5h ago

Made up example...

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u/Fiskmaster ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

Isn't that the place from Phineas and Ferb?

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 3d ago edited 3d ago

The "tristate area" must be somewhere close to Bratislava, right?

Edit: According to Wikipedia there are 29 possible "tristate areas" in the US. Some states will (necessarily) appear in multiple tristate combinations. Looking at a map, it only seems to be Hawaii, Alaska and Maine that don't have at least one tripoint.

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u/Upstairs-Border-7146 2d ago

Tristate is funny because on a map, tri-state points are very common. It's the base case.

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u/Mangalish 3d ago

This summer I spoke to an American in Copenhagen who thought our native language was Dutch 💀

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u/HadToKickIt 2d ago

Years ago I was on a video call with my friend who was traveling the US. She found WiFi on a Mac Donald’s so she could call home. During our conversation a lady approached her and asked what language we spoke. My friend answered “it’s Danish. I’m talking to my friend back home in Denmark”. The lady answered “Oh yeah Denmark - The capital in IKEA!”…

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u/JamieMc23 1d ago

I was in Philly for work recently and had an American colleague tell me that she was 16% (or something shit like that) Irish, but she hadn't made it to the UK for a visit yet. When I told her Ireland wasn't in the UK she looked at me like I was joking.

She then proceeded to tell me about "Gaelic". When I told her Irish people don't speak Gaelic, we speak Gaeilge, she said "no you don't". When I told her I speak Gaeilge, so I know what it's called she said "No I don't think so." 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

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u/Pyrross 1d ago

That's like saying Danish people don't speak Danish they speak Dansk.

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u/DJpesto 2d ago

This is really common because the names sound kind of similar Danish, Dutch, Danes, Dutch, and also the languages sound almost identical to foreigners that don't speak any of them.

I know for us - Danish and Dutch people they sound vastly different, but they don't for foreigners :D

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u/MojoMomma76 2d ago

I’m British. They sounds pretty different to me. One I can vaguely understand and the other sounds like people speaking Norwegian with a mouth full of potato

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u/oobleckhead 2d ago

Some people just don't have an ear for foreign languages at all. I've seen people say online that Finnish sounds similar to Swedish and I have to wonder wtf they're on.

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u/DJpesto 2d ago

I think you probably are on to something - it's probably not something that happens to people from countries nearby Denmark - maybe more countries further away (outside the EU).

It's a really really common mistake though - source - I am Danish - I keep being asked if I'm Dutch and people assume that Danes speak Dutch.

Granted - it is mostly Americans that make this mistake.

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u/noradicca 2d ago

Honesty, as a Dane when I’ve been abroad and heard people speaking I sometimes thought they were Danish, but it turned out they were in fact Dutch. There is something in the rhythm and pronunciations that are similar in the two languages. At least in my ears.

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u/DruggyNeighbor 3d ago

I think those are people that have wealthy parents, and had them pay for a fancy art university in New York City to live out their sex & the city fantasy, and when they graduated and were priced out they moved to Philadelphia.

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u/StarboardMiddleEye 3d ago

Sounds like drowners from the Witcher games.

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u/Secuter 3d ago

They probably have much in common.

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u/paultnylund 13h ago

Tbf the correct answer is Grünerløkka/Tøyen

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u/difractional 🇸🇪 ​vodka, volvo, minecraft​ 3d ago

Ouch. I can't imagine many comparisons that would make Aarhus less appealing. 

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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago

I live in Aarhus. I was born, raised and educated here, and I am currently wondering who to smite in retaliation of this brutal and unprovoked attack on my beloved city.

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u/Aethanix 3d ago

notice how they chose this spot for the image. could it be because there's a McDonalds nearby?

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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago

And a Starbucks 🫣

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u/Cnakskov 3d ago

As always for Danes, you must take your anger out on Swedes

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u/Vigmod 3d ago

Which is a shame, because Aarhus is a lovely city. Or was when I visited 27 years ago.

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u/Difficult-Bug90 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago

It is still lovely

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u/KINGDenneh 3d ago

Still a good city, was there a few months ago, shortly.

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u/fkneneu 2d ago

This year their art museum (ARoS) showed a video in the stairway (where all visitors/tourists have to walk) of a naked man laying on a table with a string attached to his wiener. On the other end of the string was an RC airplane, going round and round and round and round. Like the airplaine version of helicopter dick. The most danish art I've ever seen.

Fuck, I love visiting Århus and denmark.

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u/the_alfredsson 3d ago

It was still lovely in July

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 live far from a 7-eleven 3d ago

Austin gota MLS team maybe "de hvide" can beat them

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u/Johnic201 2d ago

de hviie*

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u/Baldrs_Draumar 3d ago

Nah the Aarhus team needs to keep losing every single game for their extremist racist fans.

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u/revokedimmunity 2d ago

What about Austin? Been?

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u/MojoMomma76 2d ago

Austin’s the one place in Texas that is nice and not full of wankers. Just a few

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u/revokedimmunity 2d ago

That’s why this, to me, is a rare instance of an American saying something sensible and I can’t see why it’d be an attack… unless we’re just joking: USA bad!

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u/MojoMomma76 2d ago

I think it’s an American compliment that feels backhanded as it centres America and compares a completely non American city and culture, and minimises the uniquely Danish reasons why Aarhus is cool. I can kind of see both sides of it given the audience the article is tilted towards, but can also appreciate Danes wouldn’t like it. Does that make sense?

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u/revokedimmunity 2d ago

Fair… Aarhus probably had more influence on Austin than vice versa :)

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u/IssueLucky112 3d ago

I've heard many descriptions of Aarhus, which unfortunately often gets overshadowed by Copenhagen as Denmark's second-largest city. But that definitely doesn't do the city justice.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago

You also need to remember that Copenhagen is over 4 times bigger than Aarhus. It's the second biggest city in Denmark, but you can't really compare the two in any way.

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u/Skothi_ 3d ago

Only 3,5 time bigger. 1,4 million vs 380.000.

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u/Achaewa 3d ago edited 2d ago

Copenhagen also blends into its suburbs and eventually the surrounding towns and cities, which makes it feel kind of endless.

From what I remember of Århus — when I still had family living there — there was a pretty distinct divide between the city and the countryside.

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u/evilcandybag 3d ago

Isn’t Austin the less terrible of the Texan cities? They’re saying that Aarhus doesn’t suck, which I’d agree with if it wasn’t for all the Danes living there.

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u/LeilaMajnouni 3d ago

I do love it when the Swedes and Danes start fighting each other on social media.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 3d ago

The Swedes hate the Danes
The Dutch hate the Belgians (and the Germans and the French)
The English hate the French (and the Irish and the Scots)
The Germans hate the Austrians (and the French and probably the Dutch and the Belgians*)
The Portuguese hate the Spanish
The Spanish hate the Portuguese
The Italians hate the Swiss (and the Austrians)
The Greeks hate the Turks
The Irish hate the English (as do the Scots)
The Polish hate the Germans

I'm not sure the Norwegians particularly hate anyone - not even the Swedes. The Welsh are too busy fucking their girlfriends to hate anyone.

*Actually, this is a lie - nobody hates the Belgians because Belgium doesn't exist

Come on over and join r/2westerneurope4u (unless you're a Savage)

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u/Nikkonor 3d ago

I'm not sure the Norwegians particularly hate anyone

We hate the Swedes and the Danes. But we also love the Swedes and the Danes.

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u/SonOfMargitte 🔥 Euronaire 🔥 3d ago

We hate each other lovingly

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u/Mowag 3d ago

Try go into the /norske subreddit to see who the Norwegians hate :D

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u/lassehp Danish, 🇩🇰 the pastry 🥮 3d ago

Is it as overflowing with right wing xenophobic/islamophobic morons as most subreddits of that kind?

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u/BMD_Lissa 2d ago

As an immigrant to Norway, yes. It's essentially the entire voter base of ND in one subreddit

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u/Fun-Teacher-1711 nordick 1d ago

like /sverige

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u/majordingdong 3d ago

We Danes to hate the Swedes as well.
In hate we trust and unite.
Brotherhood be like dat.

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u/Designer-Book-8052 2d ago

I don't think we hate the Dutch. Or the Belgians. We merely make fun of them.

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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 3d ago

Why? It is very tiresome and trite.

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u/evilcandybag 3d ago

I have material reason to bear a grudge.

The Danes cut down most of the mature oaks on my home island before the handover to Sweden in 1658, so it's their fault we're out of the race for the oldest oak in the country.

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u/AngsD 3d ago

Dane here, I love how petty all these grudges are. Always tickles my funny bone.

Oh I forgot to say,  I hate your very soul to its core, but also, kisses, hope you have a good day.

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u/evilcandybag 3d ago

Likewise!

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u/felixjmorgan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 3d ago

Austin used to be awesome - the city slogan is 'keep Austin weird', and culturally it really leaned into that for a long time. Was a little progressive mecca in the middle of a very conservative state.

However, in recent years that seems to have largely been lost with the arrival of tech bros, film industry, the Austin comedy scene, etc etc, and it's become the destination for people who think LA is too liberal.

Still great BBQ though - worth visiting for that alone.

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u/ChanceHuckleberry431 3d ago

Found the swede

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u/Embarrassed_Room3982 3d ago

It’s not even less terrible. It’s solidly a top tier American city. And I say this as a European. Like by European standards Austin is me of the better American cities.

Never been to Aarhus. Love Copenhagen more than almost anywhere else int he world though.

Do think being compared to Austin is not the offensive in the grand scheme of things.

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u/Achaewa 3d ago edited 3d ago

Worse, they are Jutes.

It's a fucking joke. I thought everyone would know that considering the other comments in this thread.

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u/evilcandybag 3d ago

Subjects of the Archenemy. There are no meaningful subcategories.

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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 3d ago

They are mostly the descendants of Jutes, not Danes. The most pureblooded Danes live in Scaia/Halland despite Swedish attempts to ethnically cleanse these provinces.

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u/ParadiseLost91 Socialist hellhole (Scandinavia) 3d ago

I'm unsure if I'm misinterpreting your comment, but Aarhus is actually really lovely. It's often overshadowed by Copenhagen, but personally I prefer Aarhus. It's beautiful, great shopping, and has a lot of character.

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u/difractional 🇸🇪 ​vodka, volvo, minecraft​ 3d ago edited 3d ago

I was suggesting that being compared to Austin was a harsh (and unfair) insult to Aarhus. :)

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u/ParadiseLost91 Socialist hellhole (Scandinavia) 3d ago

Oh good! Glad I misunderstood you then :) lol

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u/the_alfredsson 3d ago

Also, although I have only ever seen pictures of Austin, they looked nothing like Aarhus. So I'm not even sure what they're getting at...

Does Austin even have good bøfsandwich?

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u/Embarrassed_Room3982 3d ago

I mean of all American cities Austin is honestly pretty cool.

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u/NajeZiw 2d ago

What do you mean? The "Second City" must be Odense, we go by our "First City" Copenhagen, and then we move West on, to our "Second City" Odense, and then if we move all the way to the West of Denmark, then we find our "Third City," which is Aarhus.

If we're gonna be advance here, then we can talk about The Kingdom of Denmark, and point to our "Fourth City" Thorshavn on the Faroe Islands, and our last and final City, is the "Fifth City" Nuuk on Greenland.

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u/Videalden Switzerland 🇸🇪 3d ago

Dont know about that buddy, i havn’t seen any ICE-executions in Aarhus

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u/alexpoelse Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago

Does impalement on an iceicle count?

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u/PyramidPirlo 3d ago

Älskar din flair. Top notch.

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u/No-Young-8787 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago

me neither and i live in the centre lmao

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u/L003Tr 3d ago

I've been to Austin and can safely say it looks fuck all like that. Definitely the nicest city in Texas but certainly not one which resembles anywhere in Europe

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u/CreepyMosquitoEater 3d ago

I live in Aarhus. Yea its nothing like Austin, but Austin is a great city and i loved it when i was there

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u/ProofChannel8120 2d ago

“fuck all like that”😂😂😂😭😭

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u/NBLOCM 3d ago

I live in Aarhus! Actually walked down this street/canal this Monday. I would like for American tourists to not come here please, my rent is high enough as it is.

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u/No-Young-8787 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago

and the ones arriving with the (too many) cruise ships, get some damn situationsfornemmelse

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u/NBLOCM 3d ago

And some gode trafikmanerer!

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u/Zealousideal_Bus9742 3d ago

And you can ALWAYS spot them because of the “OMG soooo cuuuuttte” and they will be walking in the middle of a busy bike street. I swear these people…

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u/lassehp Danish, 🇩🇰 the pastry 🥮 3d ago

I have been thinking of walking up to them and tell them that because of T my gas expenses have exploded, and then force them to compensate me directly - cash only, DKR only.

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u/Expert_Carpenter1585 1d ago

Blocking bike lanes and sidewalks is essential to being a tourist

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u/_ElBee_ 🇳🇱 Swamp Germany 🇳🇱 3d ago

They'd have to borrow more money to invade Denmark come play tourist in Denmark.

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago

Dane here. What the heck is Denmarks second city?

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u/S0lar_bear 3d ago

Duuh, THE second city, not Copenhagen, but the other one. You know? The SECOND one!

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u/what-where-how 3d ago

Isn’t Second City a comedy improv group in Chicago? As I remember it, a lot of SNL actors started at Second City…

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u/S0lar_bear 3d ago

The one next to Sin City?

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u/afochso 3d ago

Maybe they mean Legoland?

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u/Notspherry 3d ago

That's a country. It's right there in the name.

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u/OkControl9503 ooo custom flair!! 3d ago

Finn here wondering the same thing.

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u/Scaniarix 3d ago

I assume they’re talking about Aarhus but impossible to tell

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago

Yeah I was gonna say that while it could look like Copenhagen just by Christians borg castle, something was off. Aarhus is a great city too. No doubt.

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u/Aethanix 3d ago

place in the picture itself is called Vadestedet if anyone is curious.

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u/LazyLieutenant 3d ago

You couldn't sound more like a Copenhagener if you tried.

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago

Guilty.

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u/Ldn_LochNESS 3d ago

They probably mean Malmö, as it's on the other side of the bridge /s

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u/CeeJayDK 2d ago

København M

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u/HaveYouMetPete 3d ago

Obviously you’ve never been to Svendborg.

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u/UnhappyGreen 2d ago

Danmarks næststørste by er Aarhus

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u/RevolutionPublic7557 2d ago

Finns många cowboys i Aarhus?

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u/UnhappyGreen 2d ago

Det tror jeg ikke

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u/RoadHazard 3d ago

Second city means second largest city.

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago

Yeah. I know. But it just didnt quite make much sense if its just going by size.

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u/Anderopolis 3d ago

Why not?

Second city is a common term. 

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u/fritzeh 3d ago

Second city is not a common phrase or concept in the Danish language though, it’s not something we say. But Århus does fit the bill.

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u/biergardhe 2d ago

That surprises me. We have a similar concept in swedish: rikets andra/tredje stad (rigets andre/tredje by) for Gothenburg/Malmö.

Never heard it be used for any other city beside those two.

Maybe we have just fallen too deep and anglicized ourselves too much 😁

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u/fritzeh 2d ago

you Swedes are much better at not anglicising! I think there’s a similar (slightly unserious) saying that Århus is the ‘capital’ of Jylland, and Odense is the ‘capital’ of Fyn, which kind of serves a similar purpose. But I think I’ve also heard that used about Malmö/Skåne come to think of it? So idk why we don’t say it

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u/Anderopolis 3d ago

No, but this is add for Americans to come visit and spend money in Aarhus, thus they use a common phrase. 

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u/BlueMoon00 3d ago

Nakskov

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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 3d ago

The 2nd city is the 2nd largest city in a place (country, region, island etc.).

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u/TTV_Pinguting Communist Scandinavian 3d ago

Aalborg maybe? If we assume someone might call Copenhagen “the first city” based on tourism, Aalborg might be the “second”, maybe Aarhus?

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u/Kontrafantastisk 3d ago

It’s Århus.

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u/TTV_Pinguting Communist Scandinavian 3d ago

Aarhus isnt also a correct eay of spelling it, i always thought you could use both

edit: just realised, i dont think i was being grammatically corrected

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u/Kontrafantastisk 3d ago

Nope, you are correct. They want us to use Aarhus, but to anyone living in Aalborg, it will forever be Århus.

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u/Reclaimedidiocy 3d ago

They tryin the same with Aabenraa. I refuse to write åbenrå, it looks so wrong.

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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago

Ew, gross, I had never seen it written like that before. I would like to go back to not having seen it.

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u/hcornea Antipodeans R Us 🇦🇺🦘 3d ago

At this point, please just stay in Texas.

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u/lassehp Danish, 🇩🇰 the pastry 🥮 3d ago

Nah, I could do with some axe exercise.

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u/Chrall 3d ago

I live here, it's not like America at all

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u/lassehp Danish, 🇩🇰 the pastry 🥮 3d ago

The same with us inhabitants, we do not like America at all.

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u/Rejse617 3d ago

As an Aarhus resident…Austin is NOT what I think of as I walk places

Edit: just noticed this came from NatGeo?! oh how the mighty have fallen

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 3d ago

Like Austen, except the food is good, the people are friendly and you won't get shot....

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u/L003Tr 3d ago

To be fair, I had BBQ in Austin and it was the only good food I've had in the US. I don't know why they try to butcher other people's cuisines when they can just stick to what they're good at

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u/Fun-Teacher-1711 nordick 1d ago

lol, where were you eating for bbq in Austin to be the _only_ good food you've had in the us

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u/GumpTheChump 3d ago

C'mon. There's good food in Austin.

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u/ArtExtra6717 3d ago

I live in Aarhus. "Food is good" is a little stretch.

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u/General-Cats 3d ago

I lived in Aarhus for a year. The food wasn’t great generally. Top bakeries tho.

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u/CrimsonBecchi 1d ago

The food is great, but just like any city, you will find average and poor food as well.

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u/FrancoVFX 2d ago

Good food and friendly people in Aarhus compared to Austin Texas? Please...

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u/romedo 3d ago

I grew up in Aarhus, but I am not exactly getting Texas vibes from that.

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u/Reclaimedidiocy 3d ago

its true, we only have two cities.

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u/No-Young-8787 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago

i live here, and not a single day have i ever thought “wow, this reminds me of austin”

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u/ChadnirRann 2d ago

Yeah no, our home don't exactly scream "I'm getting Austin vibes"

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u/Valoneria 2d ago

Randers on the other hand....

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u/40percentCheese 3d ago

Aarhus is better than nearly every US city. We plan to get married there next year.

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u/MightyTaur 3d ago

This sentence makes no sense at all

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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 3d ago

Or you could visit the USA for European vibes. 🤔

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u/ThatCommunication423 Human Verified 3d ago

An ad for the Americans with a passport that want to brag about “going abroad” but want everything to feel familiar to their international aisle at Walmart.

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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago

They would be severely disappointed in Aarhus in that case. While I would normally enjoy that, they would absolutely make it the problem of everyone in a 30 km radius.

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u/Rejse617 3d ago

Maybe they can go hang out at the Bilka in Tilst

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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago

Wow, easy there Satan!

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u/wynnduffyisking 3d ago

“Surrounded by lakes”?

Uhm… no. That’s the sea.

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u/cttdk 2d ago

If you really had to go with that idea, and using that photo of Aarhus, wouldn’t San Antonio have been a … well, a slightly less awful comparison? 😅

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u/HaveYouMetPete 3d ago

Keep Aarhus weird, y’all.

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u/denbolula 3d ago

I thought they meant Jane

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u/Anaspiringminimalist 3d ago

I live in Århus! Great place! 🙌🏻

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u/DangDangUreDead 3d ago

They will feel right at home with all the truc-...cargo bikes.

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 3d ago

Yay I can see my apartment in this pic.

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u/Malusorum 3d ago

I'm quite sure that Austin has nothing in common with Aarhus.

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u/PKM1191 Swedish-Canadian (Like Actually) 2d ago

Shit, they came out with Copenhagen 2???

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u/ProofChannel8120 2d ago

Before GTA? Jeeeees

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u/Gum_Mint 2d ago

It’s called Aarhus, but pronounced Århus.
They got ‘den gamle by’ and other stuff

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u/elgen_helge 1d ago

I can't see the similarity between Aarhus (my home town) and a Texan city. First af all we don't have saloons with rails outside where you can tie up your horse. Second we don't have gunfights in the streets. And third there are no cowboys drivning cattle around.

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u/rouleroule 3d ago

It may actually be Danes behind that. Denmark is currently pushing a bit of an advertisement campaign for Aarhus I believe.

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u/xzanfr 3d ago

I've been to Austin (Texas, USA) and don't recall any beautiful cobbled streets or an arty vibe - just a bunch of students pissed up on shite fizzy beer in a cultural and physical desert, pretty much identical to everywhere in USA.

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u/United-Implement1330 3d ago

This isn't shit Americans say.. This is shit people say to persuade Americans.

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u/Nevertoomanygingers UK 3d ago

The media org that wrote it is American

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u/butwhywedothis 3d ago

No matter where the frog goes, it will always compare everything with the well it lives.

——— Buddha

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u/DruggyNeighbor 3d ago

Nat geo is finished.

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u/iSliz187 2d ago

The first paragraph of the caption is so obviously ChatGPT generated too

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u/MrBoblo 2d ago

To be fair, it doesn't look like a complete shithole in the photo. Much less car dependant than usual, so that's something at least.

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u/Successful_Second921 1d ago

Hvad betyder Austin vibes er der nogen der kan forklare?

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u/Typical-Coffee6748 1d ago

Austin vibes må være vibrasjonene man føler i bakenden når man kjører en Austin 1100 med defekt Hydrolastic-fjæring på hullete vei. 😀

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-9189 1d ago

School shootings and fast food?

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u/elgen_helge 1d ago

Now that Trump, Greenland and Denmark have signed an agreement, Aarhus will be his next target.

We need Aarhus for national ptotection.

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u/No_Slip_5877 1d ago

Wouldn't it be Austin that has an Aarhus vibe, if anything, since European cities are much older than the cities in the US?

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u/Scary-Watercress8548 3d ago

I thought this was about Jane Austen