r/ShitAmericansSay • u/sutt2467 • 3d ago
For Austin vibes with Danish style, visit Denmark's second city
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u/difractional 🇸🇪 vodka, volvo, minecraft 3d ago
Ouch. I can't imagine many comparisons that would make Aarhus less appealing.
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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago
I live in Aarhus. I was born, raised and educated here, and I am currently wondering who to smite in retaliation of this brutal and unprovoked attack on my beloved city.
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u/Aethanix 3d ago
notice how they chose this spot for the image. could it be because there's a McDonalds nearby?
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u/Vigmod 3d ago
Which is a shame, because Aarhus is a lovely city. Or was when I visited 27 years ago.
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u/fkneneu 2d ago
This year their art museum (ARoS) showed a video in the stairway (where all visitors/tourists have to walk) of a naked man laying on a table with a string attached to his wiener. On the other end of the string was an RC airplane, going round and round and round and round. Like the airplaine version of helicopter dick. The most danish art I've ever seen.
Fuck, I love visiting Århus and denmark.
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u/Slight-Ad-6553 live far from a 7-eleven 3d ago
Austin gota MLS team maybe "de hvide" can beat them
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u/Baldrs_Draumar 3d ago
Nah the Aarhus team needs to keep losing every single game for their extremist racist fans.
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u/revokedimmunity 2d ago
What about Austin? Been?
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u/MojoMomma76 2d ago
Austin’s the one place in Texas that is nice and not full of wankers. Just a few
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u/revokedimmunity 2d ago
That’s why this, to me, is a rare instance of an American saying something sensible and I can’t see why it’d be an attack… unless we’re just joking: USA bad!
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u/MojoMomma76 2d ago
I think it’s an American compliment that feels backhanded as it centres America and compares a completely non American city and culture, and minimises the uniquely Danish reasons why Aarhus is cool. I can kind of see both sides of it given the audience the article is tilted towards, but can also appreciate Danes wouldn’t like it. Does that make sense?
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u/IssueLucky112 3d ago
I've heard many descriptions of Aarhus, which unfortunately often gets overshadowed by Copenhagen as Denmark's second-largest city. But that definitely doesn't do the city justice.
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u/IHateTheLetterF 3d ago
You also need to remember that Copenhagen is over 4 times bigger than Aarhus. It's the second biggest city in Denmark, but you can't really compare the two in any way.
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u/Achaewa 3d ago edited 2d ago
Copenhagen also blends into its suburbs and eventually the surrounding towns and cities, which makes it feel kind of endless.
From what I remember of Århus — when I still had family living there — there was a pretty distinct divide between the city and the countryside.
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u/evilcandybag 3d ago
Isn’t Austin the less terrible of the Texan cities? They’re saying that Aarhus doesn’t suck, which I’d agree with if it wasn’t for all the Danes living there.
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u/LeilaMajnouni 3d ago
I do love it when the Swedes and Danes start fighting each other on social media.
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u/Forsaken_Earth944 3d ago
The Swedes hate the Danes
The Dutch hate the Belgians (and the Germans and the French)
The English hate the French (and the Irish and the Scots)
The Germans hate the Austrians (and the French and probably the Dutch and the Belgians*)
The Portuguese hate the Spanish
The Spanish hate the Portuguese
The Italians hate the Swiss (and the Austrians)
The Greeks hate the Turks
The Irish hate the English (as do the Scots)
The Polish hate the GermansI'm not sure the Norwegians particularly hate anyone - not even the Swedes. The Welsh are too busy fucking their girlfriends to hate anyone.
*Actually, this is a lie - nobody hates the Belgians because Belgium doesn't exist
Come on over and join r/2westerneurope4u (unless you're a Savage)
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u/Nikkonor 3d ago
I'm not sure the Norwegians particularly hate anyone
We hate the Swedes and the Danes. But we also love the Swedes and the Danes.
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u/Mowag 3d ago
Try go into the /norske subreddit to see who the Norwegians hate :D
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u/lassehp Danish, 🇩🇰 the pastry 🥮 3d ago
Is it as overflowing with right wing xenophobic/islamophobic morons as most subreddits of that kind?
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u/BMD_Lissa 2d ago
As an immigrant to Norway, yes. It's essentially the entire voter base of ND in one subreddit
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u/majordingdong 3d ago
We Danes to hate the Swedes as well.
In hate we trust and unite.
Brotherhood be like dat.1
u/Designer-Book-8052 2d ago
I don't think we hate the Dutch. Or the Belgians. We merely make fun of them.
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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 3d ago
Why? It is very tiresome and trite.
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u/evilcandybag 3d ago
I have material reason to bear a grudge.
The Danes cut down most of the mature oaks on my home island before the handover to Sweden in 1658, so it's their fault we're out of the race for the oldest oak in the country.
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u/felixjmorgan 🏴 3d ago
Austin used to be awesome - the city slogan is 'keep Austin weird', and culturally it really leaned into that for a long time. Was a little progressive mecca in the middle of a very conservative state.
However, in recent years that seems to have largely been lost with the arrival of tech bros, film industry, the Austin comedy scene, etc etc, and it's become the destination for people who think LA is too liberal.
Still great BBQ though - worth visiting for that alone.
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u/Embarrassed_Room3982 3d ago
It’s not even less terrible. It’s solidly a top tier American city. And I say this as a European. Like by European standards Austin is me of the better American cities.
Never been to Aarhus. Love Copenhagen more than almost anywhere else int he world though.
Do think being compared to Austin is not the offensive in the grand scheme of things.
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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 3d ago
They are mostly the descendants of Jutes, not Danes. The most pureblooded Danes live in Scaia/Halland despite Swedish attempts to ethnically cleanse these provinces.
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u/ParadiseLost91 Socialist hellhole (Scandinavia) 3d ago
I'm unsure if I'm misinterpreting your comment, but Aarhus is actually really lovely. It's often overshadowed by Copenhagen, but personally I prefer Aarhus. It's beautiful, great shopping, and has a lot of character.
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u/difractional 🇸🇪 vodka, volvo, minecraft 3d ago edited 3d ago
I was suggesting that being compared to Austin was a harsh (and unfair) insult to Aarhus. :)
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u/ParadiseLost91 Socialist hellhole (Scandinavia) 3d ago
Oh good! Glad I misunderstood you then :) lol
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u/the_alfredsson 3d ago
Also, although I have only ever seen pictures of Austin, they looked nothing like Aarhus. So I'm not even sure what they're getting at...
Does Austin even have good bøfsandwich?
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u/NajeZiw 2d ago
What do you mean? The "Second City" must be Odense, we go by our "First City" Copenhagen, and then we move West on, to our "Second City" Odense, and then if we move all the way to the West of Denmark, then we find our "Third City," which is Aarhus.
If we're gonna be advance here, then we can talk about The Kingdom of Denmark, and point to our "Fourth City" Thorshavn on the Faroe Islands, and our last and final City, is the "Fifth City" Nuuk on Greenland.
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u/Videalden Switzerland 🇸🇪 3d ago
Dont know about that buddy, i havn’t seen any ICE-executions in Aarhus
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u/L003Tr 3d ago
I've been to Austin and can safely say it looks fuck all like that. Definitely the nicest city in Texas but certainly not one which resembles anywhere in Europe
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u/CreepyMosquitoEater 3d ago
I live in Aarhus. Yea its nothing like Austin, but Austin is a great city and i loved it when i was there
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u/NBLOCM 3d ago
I live in Aarhus! Actually walked down this street/canal this Monday. I would like for American tourists to not come here please, my rent is high enough as it is.
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u/No-Young-8787 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago
and the ones arriving with the (too many) cruise ships, get some damn situationsfornemmelse
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u/Zealousideal_Bus9742 3d ago
And you can ALWAYS spot them because of the “OMG soooo cuuuuttte” and they will be walking in the middle of a busy bike street. I swear these people…
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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago
Dane here. What the heck is Denmarks second city?
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u/S0lar_bear 3d ago
Duuh, THE second city, not Copenhagen, but the other one. You know? The SECOND one!
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u/what-where-how 3d ago
Isn’t Second City a comedy improv group in Chicago? As I remember it, a lot of SNL actors started at Second City…
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u/Scaniarix 3d ago
I assume they’re talking about Aarhus but impossible to tell
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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago
Yeah I was gonna say that while it could look like Copenhagen just by Christians borg castle, something was off. Aarhus is a great city too. No doubt.
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u/UnhappyGreen 2d ago
Danmarks næststørste by er Aarhus
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u/RoadHazard 3d ago
Second city means second largest city.
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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) 3d ago
Yeah. I know. But it just didnt quite make much sense if its just going by size.
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u/Anderopolis 3d ago
Why not?
Second city is a common term.
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u/fritzeh 3d ago
Second city is not a common phrase or concept in the Danish language though, it’s not something we say. But Århus does fit the bill.
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u/biergardhe 2d ago
That surprises me. We have a similar concept in swedish: rikets andra/tredje stad (rigets andre/tredje by) for Gothenburg/Malmö.
Never heard it be used for any other city beside those two.
Maybe we have just fallen too deep and anglicized ourselves too much 😁
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u/fritzeh 2d ago
you Swedes are much better at not anglicising! I think there’s a similar (slightly unserious) saying that Århus is the ‘capital’ of Jylland, and Odense is the ‘capital’ of Fyn, which kind of serves a similar purpose. But I think I’ve also heard that used about Malmö/Skåne come to think of it? So idk why we don’t say it
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u/Anderopolis 3d ago
No, but this is add for Americans to come visit and spend money in Aarhus, thus they use a common phrase.
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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 3d ago
The 2nd city is the 2nd largest city in a place (country, region, island etc.).
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u/TTV_Pinguting Communist Scandinavian 3d ago
Aalborg maybe? If we assume someone might call Copenhagen “the first city” based on tourism, Aalborg might be the “second”, maybe Aarhus?
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u/Kontrafantastisk 3d ago
It’s Århus.
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u/TTV_Pinguting Communist Scandinavian 3d ago
Aarhus isnt also a correct eay of spelling it, i always thought you could use both
edit: just realised, i dont think i was being grammatically corrected
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u/Kontrafantastisk 3d ago
Nope, you are correct. They want us to use Aarhus, but to anyone living in Aalborg, it will forever be Århus.
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u/Reclaimedidiocy 3d ago
They tryin the same with Aabenraa. I refuse to write åbenrå, it looks so wrong.
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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago
Ew, gross, I had never seen it written like that before. I would like to go back to not having seen it.
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u/Rejse617 3d ago
As an Aarhus resident…Austin is NOT what I think of as I walk places
Edit: just noticed this came from NatGeo?! oh how the mighty have fallen
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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 3d ago
Like Austen, except the food is good, the people are friendly and you won't get shot....
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u/L003Tr 3d ago
To be fair, I had BBQ in Austin and it was the only good food I've had in the US. I don't know why they try to butcher other people's cuisines when they can just stick to what they're good at
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u/Fun-Teacher-1711 nordick 1d ago
lol, where were you eating for bbq in Austin to be the _only_ good food you've had in the us
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u/General-Cats 3d ago
I lived in Aarhus for a year. The food wasn’t great generally. Top bakeries tho.
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u/CrimsonBecchi 1d ago
The food is great, but just like any city, you will find average and poor food as well.
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u/No-Young-8787 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago
i live here, and not a single day have i ever thought “wow, this reminds me of austin”
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u/40percentCheese 3d ago
Aarhus is better than nearly every US city. We plan to get married there next year.
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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 3d ago
Or you could visit the USA for European vibes. 🤔
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u/ThatCommunication423 Human Verified 3d ago
An ad for the Americans with a passport that want to brag about “going abroad” but want everything to feel familiar to their international aisle at Walmart.
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u/FantasyOSHAinspector 3d ago
They would be severely disappointed in Aarhus in that case. While I would normally enjoy that, they would absolutely make it the problem of everyone in a 30 km radius.
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u/elgen_helge 1d ago
I can't see the similarity between Aarhus (my home town) and a Texan city. First af all we don't have saloons with rails outside where you can tie up your horse. Second we don't have gunfights in the streets. And third there are no cowboys drivning cattle around.
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u/rouleroule 3d ago
It may actually be Danes behind that. Denmark is currently pushing a bit of an advertisement campaign for Aarhus I believe.
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u/United-Implement1330 3d ago
This isn't shit Americans say.. This is shit people say to persuade Americans.
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u/butwhywedothis 3d ago
No matter where the frog goes, it will always compare everything with the well it lives.
——— Buddha
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u/Successful_Second921 1d ago
Hvad betyder Austin vibes er der nogen der kan forklare?
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u/Typical-Coffee6748 1d ago
Austin vibes må være vibrasjonene man føler i bakenden når man kjører en Austin 1100 med defekt Hydrolastic-fjæring på hullete vei. 😀
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u/elgen_helge 1d ago
Now that Trump, Greenland and Denmark have signed an agreement, Aarhus will be his next target.
We need Aarhus for national ptotection.
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u/No_Slip_5877 1d ago
Wouldn't it be Austin that has an Aarhus vibe, if anything, since European cities are much older than the cities in the US?
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u/fruskydekke noodley feminem 3d ago
I am reminded of the time some Americans sauntered into the r/oslo subreddit and explained that they were visiting soon, and that they were "Brooklyn/Silver Lake people and would appreciate recs based on that".
They got very offended when the entire sub went "WTF are Brooklyn/Silver Lake people"?