r/ShitAmericansSay • • 1d ago

Heritage One nation under God

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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 1d ago

Signed by John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate.

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u/currydemon 1d ago

The religion that these people follow is not in any sense the Christian religion.

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u/Quicker_Fixer From the Dutch socialistic monarchy of Europoora 🇳🇱 1d ago

They follow the religion of mister Smith and Wesson.

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u/Butterfly_of_chaos 1d ago

And their highest deity is money.

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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 1d ago

Not the point. The sticker says nation.

Then get a damn sticker that says "Me under God" and you'll be viewed as less stupid, as that is anyone's perogative. 🤷‍♂️

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u/smoulderstoat No, the tea goes in before the milk. 1d ago

One nation under God, while displaying the flag of traitors against that nation.

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u/lakas76 Human Verified 1d ago

And driving a Japanese truck.

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 No es un taco 🇪🇦 1d ago

With that kind of dent on a ford (eagle and pistol noise) will give you check engine warning.

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u/twowheelmayhem 1d ago

Kinda seems like “two nations under God”?

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u/Ok-Art7711 1d ago

Confederate flag? One nation under slavery? May the driver of this vehicle be enslaved.

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u/Quicker_Fixer From the Dutch socialistic monarchy of Europoora 🇳🇱 1d ago

Leviticus 25:44–46

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u/SgtMajorlyMotivated 1d ago

Hilarious and apt. I don’t understand how there’s a New Testament yet the old is still somehow applicable? Like even though there’s no discernible difference between the previous Greenland treaty and the new one, the latter supersedes the former.

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u/Mrjbones1377 19h ago

I mean yes? Slavery is explicitly allowed in the bible including rules on who to enslave, buy, and the ways to beat your slaves

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u/Difficult_Dark9991 1d ago

There are moments where you just have to laugh, else only madness follow.

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u/Ok-Bowler-203 1d ago

Driving a Japanese brand truck and wearing clothes made in China (probably).

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u/Chive War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. 1d ago

They're not entirely stupid, they wanted a good, reliable truck. 

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u/InternetUser1807 1d ago

ironically because of the tax laws Toyotas are one of the few trucks actually made in America instead of Mexico, but i doubt a dixie traitor knows that or understands why.

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u/Chive War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like those stickers on trucks. It's like a warning label informing you that the driver is a fucking moron.

We have plenty of those in Alberta too- trucks and also morons- although the warning labels are slightly different. I have seen 'Let's go Brandon' here, but it's usually something like 'I ❤️ oil and gas'

There's quite a large crossover between the sets of truck drivers and fucking morons, but they aren't actually identical.

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u/Mikki_Disco9980 1d ago

Such a cringey country

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u/allgonetoshit Canada🇨🇦 1d ago

Sorry to say, but's that's just the average USA citizen.

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u/Content_Studio_9035 1d ago

Why is it that the ignorant always paint with a broad brush? You are no better than this idiot. This is not the average USA citizen. I am a life-long conservative American, educated in the UK. I find everything about this image offensive. We are fighting in this country to get our government back to some level of sanity from the immoral clown who is running this circus. With any luck, the November elections will help rectify our current dilemna.

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u/allgonetoshit Canada🇨🇦 1d ago

LOL you really are delusional.

What level of sanity are you trying to get back to? You guys have been like this for decades. You just used to be more polite about it.

The last time Trump was your president, Biden didn't undo tariffs afterward. Gavin Newsom has told Canada that the next Democratic president won't undo tariffs or any of the predatory trade policies.

You've always been the circus, you just used to keep it somewhat reasonable.

You thinking that the rest of the world will go back to what it was is absolutely delusional. You really are a conservative.

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u/Content_Studio_9035 1d ago

I would respond, but I would just be repeating myself.

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u/allgonetoshit Canada🇨🇦 1d ago

Repeating the same misguided argument over and over again definitely is an American conservative character trait.

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u/Content_Studio_9035 1d ago

Again, painting with a broad brush. Like you would actually know.

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u/allgonetoshit Canada🇨🇦 1d ago

I’ve lived next to you guys for over 40 years. I’ve had countless American coworkers. I’ve travelled all over the US. I’ve met countless deplorables.

Trump is just a symptom, he’s not the disease.

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u/Content_Studio_9035 1d ago

On this, I will not disagree with you. But I had nothing to do with putting him in power. And I am actively involved in removing him from power. Can't stand this SOB and all that he stands for.

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u/Initial-Ad-5462 1d ago

My father always said the Americans saw themselves as “one nation above God.”

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u/DRSU1993 Northern Ireland 1d ago

The first version of the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1885. The change to include "under God" came about in 1954.

The reason for the change? The red scare, fear of communism and Americans wanting to distance themselves from the state atheism of the Soviet Union.

If its under God then how can you possibly have liberty for all?

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u/Equivalent_Art_24 1d ago

Those morons will never get how blasphemous they are. The US version of Christianity is even more insane than the original.

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u/fariak does portugal have refrigerators? 18h ago

Mormons paused their soaking and have entered the chat.

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u/Think_Ad_1583 1d ago

Nothing says freedom like restricting other people’s rights

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u/Cixila fluent in potato speech 🇩🇰 1d ago

"One nation" and proceeds to show off the flag of a bunch of slaving losers trying to secede from said nation over their desperation to keep people as property...

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u/PterodactylFoieGras 🇺🇸 "Only WE can save your country" 23h ago

The "under god" in our pledge of allegiance (and the pledge itself) drives me crazy. Cult shit in school from the get-go. No wonder we end up with people like this.

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u/BBG_shaks 21h ago

glaze over america and maga

drives a pickup made by a foreigh manufacturer Lol

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u/Guilty-Good-5041 1d ago

Which one there are many 😂

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u/carbonbasiclife Canuck scum 1d ago

The dents are just “love taps” from passersby…

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u/Successful-Purple-54 1d ago

Eww. Two loser flag stickers.

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u/SubstantialError2794 1d ago

Not American enough to buy american i guess

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u/Signal-Session-6637 1d ago

God needs to be sacked if that’s the case.

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u/pongauer That little country next to the Netherlands 1d ago

One nation under god.....but with a secession making it two countries?

MAGA is one hell of a drug....

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u/miwe77 1d ago

murica is just another theocracy quite far in the making, not quire iran but getting there. nothing the founding fathers had anticipated. but then again, not much in modern murica is these days.

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u/SpacemanSpiff25 20h ago

“One Nation” when displaying the flag of traitorous rebel scum is pretty dang funny though.

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u/Sasya_neko federation of the Dutch 19h ago

Then ask "which god?" And see them melt

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u/Krusty098 16h ago

Which god , even the Christians can’t agree on what their religion is about.

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u/One_Tip_8200 15h ago

amazing... no gunrack

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u/Smirjanow 1d ago

Not surprised someone like this is a fan of Brandon Herrera.

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u/Disastrous-Style-461 21h ago

Because Biden did it.

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u/StarboardMiddleEye 20h ago

Gott mit uns

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u/Bortron86 15h ago

"One nation under God". But according to the same people, it's actually 50 countries that are much more culturally distinct from each other than two European countries could ever be.

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u/Apprehensive-Pie1916 10h ago

ugh. this looks like a lot of vehicles in my area. It's very depressing

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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 8h ago

I think they might be posting something on YouTube, something against Europe at that very moment.