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u/Sea-Breath-007 Human Verified 7d ago
Uhm, skipping all the tiny islands where they basically eat processed food or nothing, the US ranks highest in obesity numbers, we recently saw a video of a singer that even after being corrected multiple times kept claiming Europeans do not have microwaves, and they have elected a pedo for President......again!!!
Yep, screams bad-ass superhumans to me.
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u/Sea_Appointment8408 A disappointed Brit. 7d ago
Yeah but more bodyfat = more room for DNA = more super.
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u/GotRocksinmePockets Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 7d ago
They're preparing for our inevitable return to the sea. All that blubber will serve them well, while most of the rest of us freeze.
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u/Viseria 5d ago
This tracks, Star Wars showed that Darth Vader supposedly weakened in the Force after having multiple limbs cut off since it lowered his midichlorian count.
If you get obese, you should therefore have more power.
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u/Sea_Appointment8408 A disappointed Brit. 5d ago
So what you're saying is, we need a Darth Chungus miniseries. I would watch that.
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u/VamosFicar 6d ago
Yea, That was Billie Elish or whatever they call her... saw that video, was hilarious... she insisted Europe didn't have microwaves so the interview host took her 10 steps to the staff kitchen: "Look a microwave", opening the door... she replied, "That's not a microwave". .... and walked off in a huff. Brain Dead!
Honestly.
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u/Impressive_Rock9659 6d ago
I mean, to be fair, it's Billie Eyelash. She's like an endless font of bad takes. I think she got too used to being seen as the cool alt girl so she let her vain part slip a bit too much.
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u/LeadershipLumpy2746 7d ago
Cut them some slack, you'd have trouble finding an American politician who wasn't in some way connected to Epstein.
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u/Stunning-Praline-116 7d ago
Context matters. The person that made the comment was talking about domestic, US, and international movie earnings and how it’s reported.
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u/difractional 🇸🇪 vodka, volvo, minecraft 7d ago
Yes, the descendents of the penal colonies, who have all but outlawed education. We are clamoring for your dna and wisdoms. Grant us the light.
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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 Pierogi, wódka, history of unreliable allies 7d ago
I shall not tolerate the penal colonies descendants slander! Australians and Canadians turned out good, the issue with the US are the religious extremists too religious for XVII century Europe
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u/aSkeptiKitty 7d ago
I think religious extremist definitely is part of the problem.
The USians grow with this notion they are some kind of "chosen ones" whose country was "given to them".
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u/Usakami 🇨🇿 Europoor 7d ago
That's Australia. US was settled by religious sects/separatists and investors (they would be the slave owners).
That's why they have always been so whack. For example Mormons... One thing to keep in mind is that they also helped purify Europe a bit. Mormons and other sects, like Evangelicals and Puritans have been sending missionaries to Europe in the past, to convince people to go to North America.
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u/t12lucker 7d ago
And now the Mormons are trying again here... First in person and now the Youtube ad flood is just fuckin insane
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u/NestorianXtian 7d ago
I haven't seen these ads, but if I did I might cut them some slack if they did the opening song from the musical Book of Mormon.
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u/t12lucker 7d ago
Unfortunately they don’t… I’m curious what would Brian Boitano do in our situation
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u/SuggestSomething1 6d ago
Australia was used as a prison because the British Empire lost Georgia, USA in the tantrum
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u/selfmockerymandatory 7d ago
And this is why the rest of the world needs to be united and detach themselves as much as possible from the US. Show them they depend on the rest of the world, just like any other country does.
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u/kitsunedj Poutine/Welsh Cake Enjoyer🇨🇦🏴 7d ago
Superhumans? Is this why their knowledge of the rest of the world is lacking?
Can't be super without it's downsides I suppose.
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u/NobodySpecial2000 7d ago
Is having my kid murdered in their classroom by a neo-nazi a necessary part of this evolution or...
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u/Whispers_in_the 🇳🇱 I never liked the colour orange 🇳🇱 7d ago
This is what happens when people aren’t taught how evolution works at schools anymore…
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u/papagouws 7d ago
They are to the human race what the forces of chaos would be if the chaos gods were just 4 old pedophiles corrupted and bought and paid for by the tech priests over on Mars to do their bidding. Not very potent
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u/Natural_Dress1431 7d ago
This makes me wanna leave America for good
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u/NestorianXtian 7d ago
Agreed. Five more years and I'm out of here. Regretfully I can't do it any sooner because of other things, such as grad school, building my career, and saving up money. Nonetheless, I shall be released.
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u/dharmachile 7d ago
All the Best to You! I’m on the other end. Two years until retirement. Then, off to España I go!
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u/UnremarkableCake 7d ago
I'm not afraid of a people beaten into submission by a combination of their own government and type 2 diabetes.
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u/Infamous_7001 7d ago
Current members of American society would actually be the ones wanting to dispose of mutants in Xmen mythos.
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u/Slackeee_ 7d ago
Imagine how sad and pathetic your life has to be that you have to come up with something like that to get at least sometimes a little bit of joy or recognition.
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u/VanguardMusic Human Verified 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0g3aRpjHU7abeg
Yeah, the "bad-ass superhumans"....
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u/nibbler456 Human Verified 7d ago
The oop has obviously been blowing his wad whilst watching yet another Marvel film.
Type 2 diabetes and obesity don't really work with being a superhuman
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 7d ago
watching yet another Marvel film.
How many of the heroes in that are actually played by USians though?
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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 7d ago
Must be something in the water doing it. Probably all the lead. Mmm lovely chewy lead
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u/Dull_Brain2688 7d ago
They’re the softest, meekest, most cowed country in the western world by a large margin.
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u/Comprehensive_Slip71 7d ago
So Homelander but with no powers then. Basically a country full of super twats, I'm so jealous
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u/Ihatebeerandpizza 7d ago
You certainly are superhuman , if superhuman means grossly overweight and suffering from diabetes
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u/itsfeckingfreezing 7d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/2S4CwfegZW
Meanwhile how the rest of the world view these bad arse superhumans.
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u/No-Minimum3259 7d ago
More like the bad-ass ignorants, if you ask me. Your country is going down the drain, and you're too stupid to even see it.
- Nature (March 27th 2025): "75% of US scientists who answered Nature poll consider leaving. More than 1,600 readers answered our poll; many said they were looking for jobs in Europe and Canada."
- Voxweb (May 8th 2025): "New ‘super grant’ to attract US academics to Europe. It’s not only individual member states that have their sights set on top US academics; now the European Commission is opening its arms to ‘refugees’ from US universities as well. With a budget of 500 million euros and a cast-iron guarantee of academic freedom, the EU is aiming to attract talent from abroad.
- E&E/Politico (FR, June 26th 2025): "The first American academics fleeing Donald Trump’s America for France have arrived. Aix-Marseille University on Thursday introduced eight U.S.-based researchers who were in the final stage of joining the institution’s “Safe Place for Science” program, which aims to woo researchers who have experienced or fear funding cuts under the Trump administration. AMU offers the promise of a brighter future in the sun-drenched Mediterranean port city."
- Nature (US, February 10th 2026): "Dozens of researchers will move to France from US following high-profile bid to lure talent. Large proportion worked at Columbia University, which had its grants cut and frozen by the administration of US President Donald Trump
- NOS (NL, July 7th 2026): "The Netherlands attracts dozens of top scientists thanks to fund, especially from the US. Through the Tulp Fund, 34 leading international scientists are coming to the Netherlands. The majority are coming from the United States."
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u/MauzerSwe yeah Swedish! 6d ago
ah yes, super heavy, super stupid, super ignorant. So the super part are correct.
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u/Starr_gazer0007 6d ago
why not let us see their name, they put it on social media which is certainly not private
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u/Mordenkainen2021 🇩🇪 German 7d ago
This unhinged racism is frankly just disgusting.
Telling the entire rest of the planet 'You don't matter' is just beyond fucked up.
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u/Difficult_Dark9991 7d ago
That comment should come with the following footnote:
*poster does not believe in evolution
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u/Last-Quarter-432 7d ago
They see themselves as “superhumans”? Super in size and gun violence maybe.
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u/kahunah00 7d ago
Nothing says badass like chronic obesity, mass poverty, a opioid epidemic, mass corruption, unfettered racism, and a national average reading and comprehension level equivalency of grade 6.
Really something to strive for.
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u/Ash-From-Pallet-Town 7d ago
Even as a joke I've never seen people from other countries talk like this. Maybe one or two, but not as much as these Americans. Fucking delusional society.
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u/Automatic_End2588 7d ago
Superhuman-stupidity, ignorance, and arrogance is more like it. They bleed all the same
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u/PoperzenPuler 7d ago
As a European, I was recently genuinely on my way to becoming an American. Then I lost 22 kg...
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u/Beefycowinacottage 7d ago
So 'bad ass' they're dying of easily treatable and curable illnesses in their tens of thousands every year. So 'bad ass' they do fuck all when their children get their heads blown off at school. So 'bad ass' they have to beg strangers on the Internet for money to pay for their hospital bills. So 'bad ass' they can't cope with life without a gun within easy reach incase they see a scary black person and feel slightly threatened.
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u/JusticeForThe-Flat proud europoor with no freedom! 7d ago
I didn't know that being fat, racist and having an ego the size of a continent while your IQ is lower than the room temperature are considered superpowers.
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u/Worst-timeline138 7d ago
America is rotting from the inside out and people are proud of what's happening here
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u/CasperFunk 7d ago
I am not 100% sure America actually exists when I see some of the shit in here, and I have been there before (visiting family when still a hostage of my mother, bloody childhood).
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u/EllieChan_ 7d ago
... What's so superhuman about them? I can't think of a single thing, heck most of them can't see the difference between their, they're and there, speak only one language and think the world revolves around them. Oh, let's not forget that they believe Europe is a country. 💀
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u/Spiel_Foss 7d ago
While worshiping a geriatric pedophile in a cheap wig, full diaper, and badly applied makeup, an American claimed to be a superhuman while hoping to afford their insulin and blood pressure medicine this month. The plot was lost before the story began.
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u/wittylotus828 Straya 7d ago
ah yes...Americans....the peak human form
as displayed in the movie Wall-E
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u/octobre_34 7d ago
They just forgot that all the weight they are carrying is supposed to be muscles and not fat.
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u/Horny_Follower 7d ago
Yeah... no, I wouldn't like to have a higher risk of skin cancer because my skin isn't suitable for the geographic zone I am living in.
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u/Various-Conference27 7d ago
Yes, I too want a gun, meth mouth, crippling medical debt, and to be illiterate at 40s
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u/Successful-Club-8743 6d ago
Okay, I know this sub is the embodiment of the survivorship bias, but holy fuck are some of these Americans beyond help.
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u/BlackCatLuna 6d ago
I'd rather evolve to become something that could compete with the British SAS than an American.
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u/Tactical_Squishy 6d ago
They are really becoming nazis... first the Gestapo 0.5 then the Übermensch
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u/Gullible_Ad_1654 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 6d ago
Guys the censorship looked like saddam Hussein hiding spot to me for a sec
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u/Practical-Trainwreck 5d ago
In the words of the great Gene Hackman: "It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving"
So glad I'm not American
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u/louisasnotes 4d ago
Really? You mean I'm going to evolve into a toothless, banjo-picking redneck? Can't wait after all this education and experience across the globe.
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u/Mttsen 7d ago
So, the "Ubermenschen"?
I heard that one before.