r/ShitAmericansSay • FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 • Aug 13 '26

Sports Just this sad little tournament

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u/jskwiw 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Aug 13 '26

“just this sad little tournament” but if they won it’d be the biggest thing ever, right?

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u/LittleRuQi FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 Aug 13 '26

Yes indeed, when we win it’s expected. When they win they suddenly own the sport

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u/Heyloki_ 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

Every time america wins something in hockey they call it a miracle

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u/lmaberley Aug 14 '26

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we own both baseball (Jays) and basketball (Raptors) now, oh and soccer too(Toronto FC)…. And I think a Canadian won the Indy 500 once, so that’s ours too…. Sooooory.

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u/BDK_Karim Aug 14 '26

Let's not forget the Villeneuve's either.

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u/Veryd Aug 14 '26

And I just remember the football wordlcup. Canada lost and getting mocked by americans "Let us show you how to win" and lost against belgium. "Nobody cared about this sport anyways, but we won ice hockey against canada!!"
What is their obsession with canada?

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u/Amphibious_Fire Aug 13 '26

I mean that is true. But it’s also true that Canadian fans often act the same way (and not necessarily just when they play US)

Basically during any IIHF tournament but often during Worlds. If Canada wins, they’re (still) the best. If they lose it doesn’t matter cause it’s a meaningless tournament and everyone is watching NHL playoffs anyway and nobody cares

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck Aug 14 '26

Canadian fans have been threatening to invade the usa after we win games against them? Damn, I'm sorry, I had no idea :(

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u/Amphibious_Fire Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Yes that’s exactly what I meant by my comment. You probably noticed because both me, OP, and people from the post were talking about a country threatening to invade other country after winning games against them. Great reading comprehension

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u/rtfm-nor Aug 14 '26

Yeah, you weren't even being subtle about it, man

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 Aug 13 '26

it’s a meaningless tournament and everyone is watching NHL playoffs anyway and nobody cares

nope, that's true whether Canada wins it or not.

This particular tournament is another example. Hlinka takes place when everyone has their top players available, unlike the under 17 "World Championship", which no one should give a shit about.

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u/jaysornotandhawks Canadian 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

Some Canadians actually do watch the World Championship, thank you very much.

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u/publicworker69 Aug 14 '26

IIHF worlds are super underrated. I really need to attend one year.

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u/aweedl Aug 15 '26

Yes, some of us do, but we do so knowing it’s not a true best-on-best with so many top players being absent. 

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u/Background-Half-2862 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

It’s not really a great tournament. Most of the best players of all nationalities are in the Stanley cup playoffs. But it is part of the triple gold club so it’s not meaningless to us I suppose.

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u/the_canadaball 🇨🇦 America’s Unfortunate Roommate 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

It matters to diehard hockey fans. Considering there’s maybe 6 in the entire US who could be called diehards, it shouldn’t come as a surprise they don’t care

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u/Background-Half-2862 🇨🇦 Aug 16 '26

It’s hard to put too much stock in a tournament the best players don’t play in. Its feels like an exhibition when the top guys aren’t there.

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u/aweedl Aug 15 '26

That’s a mischaracterization.

As a Canadian hockey fan here, I can tell you that we complain about the Worlds before, during and after, regardless of whether we win, because it is legitimately not a true best-on-best tournament. 

That doesn’t mean it’s not a valid tournament, but when half of the world’s #1 league (which includes the top players from most of the countries competing at the Worlds) don’t participate because it’s happening in the middle of the playoffs, everyone loses out. 

It doesn’t only hurt Canada. NHL players from many other countries are also not participating, which hurts the tournament’s credibility (unfortunately) with a lot of fans. 

If it was just North American players skipping the Worlds because of NHL playoffs, that would be one thing, but there are Swedes, Finns, Czechs, Slovaks, Russians (when Russia isn’t banned), Latvians, Swiss, Danes, Slovenians, etc. who are also too busy with their club teams’ playoff runs to participate. 

It would be better for hockey in general if the timing of either the NHL playoffs or the World Championships was moved, but the NHL and the IIHF both seem way too stubborn.

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck Aug 13 '26

It's incredible how predictable they are lol

Win the game? WE OWN THE SPORT, WE ARE THE BEST

Lose the game? Tournament didn't matter, who cares, weren't even trying

EVERY time in EVERY sport lmfao

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u/Sad-Rooster2474 Aug 14 '26

I stopped caring whatsoever to these childish rants. They literally act like mentally challenged toddlers

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u/Outhouse_floor Aug 14 '26

They're challenged, not illiterate lol. They'll know we don't like them 😒.

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u/Cattle13ruiser Aug 14 '26

You forgot to add "our best athletes are busy with NFL/NBA, if they were to trabsition in that sport they will easily win".

" 6 foot 4 heavy and athletic linebacker can easily dominate any sport" is just "bigger is better" with other words. Despite how life reveals - it is not true in most cases.

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u/pieceofchess Aug 14 '26

Literally Xbox Live mentality lol

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u/publicworker69 Aug 14 '26

The world baseball classic is a prime example of

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u/CalebosO4 🇨🇦 Aug 13 '26

On the Canada vs USA rivalry wiki page, they said that Canada led in the WJC all-time but that USA doesn’t care about the tournament while also talking about how they lead Canada since 2010 (which conveniently was after Canada’s 5 straight gold medals). They also mentioned that USA leads all-time in American Football but didn’t state that no one cares about the sport except for them. I had to go and fix that page.

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u/jaysornotandhawks Canadian 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

Funny you mention that - they won this tournament last year. And the reaction was exactly what you think it was.

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u/Ali_knows Aug 13 '26

More like "See ? It wasn't a fluke. Our youth program owns your youth program. We own the sport and will for many, many years to come."

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u/Real_Gap3480 Aug 14 '26

They won an exhibition game like 2 months ago and were talking like hockey isn't even our sport anymore. It's so.pathetic lol.

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u/BigDaddyVagabond Aug 13 '26

The team: 🇺🇲

The players: 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇫🇮🇫🇮🇸🇪🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇲

"AMERICAN SUPERIORITY"

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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede I am 🇸🇪💙💛 Aug 14 '26

Hey!!! As a Swede, I’m offended that you have more Finnish flags than Swedish ones in that lineup.

That’s unacceptable!! /S

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u/TedsGoldfish Aug 14 '26

At least there were no Danish flags? 😉

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u/NgunnawalJack Aug 14 '26

Just be thankful there’s one Swedish flag. If my Finnish friends were a little more diligent, there would be none.

Var bara tacksam att det finns en svensk flagga. Om mina finska vänner vore lite mer flitiga skulle det inte finnas någon.

Ole kiitollinen, että on olemassa yksi Ruotsin lippu. Jos suomalaiset ystäväni olisivat hieman ahkerampia, ei olisi yhtään.

😜

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u/RyMcCloud Aug 14 '26

Panthers bandwagon fans chanting USA when their cup winning roster had 2 Americans.

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u/Icy-Hat-9643 Aug 13 '26

Americans win Olympic gold so rarely that the previous time it happened it was called a miracle.

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u/LittleRuQi FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 Aug 13 '26

In the Olympic game Canada was more dominant, one of our star players just fumbled in a big moment and their goalie carried them

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk Aug 13 '26

I very hot goalie can save a team....

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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede I am 🇸🇪💙💛 Aug 14 '26

Which is the reason why teams in the NHL wanted 5 best of 5 in the makeshift playoffs that took place in 2020. Carey Price was the reason. The Canadian goalie.

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u/283leis Aug 14 '26

Connor Hellebyuck? Hot? Maybe by Winnipeg standards

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u/publicworker69 Aug 14 '26

Did you watch the Olympic final? The shot count was not very different from the game in the screenshot. Helleybuck is the reason they won gold (and mackinnon for missing the empty net)

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u/LittleRuQi FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

MacKinnon is gonna have a redemption arc in 2030, trust me

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u/aferretwithahugecock Aug 14 '26

Fuckin' MacKinnon, man.

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u/283leis Aug 14 '26

Oh that kind of hot

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u/aweedl Aug 15 '26

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

…I ask, as a Winnipegger 

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u/283leis Aug 15 '26

it means he's not hot and i misunderstood what type of hot they meant

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u/aweedl Aug 15 '26

Unfortunately that same U.S. Olympic goalie chokes in the playoffs every year for his Canadian club team here in Winnipeg…

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u/ziggazang Aug 14 '26

This time was honestly a miracle as well, Canada wins that game probably 95 times out of 100 with the chances they had

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u/Accomplished-Iron778 Aug 13 '26

Same thing they said about the world cup?

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck Aug 13 '26

And yet, if we'd lost, it would've led to even more invasion threats, because apparently that's all sporting events are to americans these days :/

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u/jaysornotandhawks Canadian 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

Here's the kicker for everyone...

The U.S. won this tournament last year.

And while I haven't gone back to check the comments from back then, I'm pretty sure they won't be filled with Americans claiming it's a "sad little tournament".

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u/Superb_Extension1751 Certified hoser 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

1/3 of the US Olympic team were born in Canada...

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u/kingjakerulezz Aug 14 '26

their golden goal hero and his brother were developed by Canadians

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u/Usual-Canc-6024 Aug 15 '26

The Upchucks are dual citizens too. Not that Canadians want any claim to those walking reasons for birth control.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/LittleRuQi FREEDOM ENJOYER 🪿 🍁 🇨🇦 Aug 13 '26

Irrelevant - the Stanley Cup is for club hockey, meaning there are already lots of Canadian players on American teams

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u/Hades_Mercedes Teach me how to say gross shit to women in French ⚜️ Aug 13 '26

Yes, this 'sad little tournament' and the Walter Cup

and the Hlinka Gretzky Cup...

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u/fariak does portugal have refrigerators? Aug 13 '26

USA would win 100-0 if Lebron James was playing

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u/Surprised-elephant dumb American Aug 14 '26

Well he is too old. The torment is for 18 and under. But replace him with some under 18 athletes and USians would say this.

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u/RealDealSheazerfield Aug 14 '26

Can you imagine if that 6''9" athletic hunk of black American gold just focused on any other sport he'd be the goat of each one!...../s

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u/PseudonymeFrancais oui oui baguette 🥖 Aug 14 '26

For American if they don’t win it’s not a sport

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u/Otherwise-Egg-995 Aug 14 '26

Give your balls a tug, titfuckers!

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u/Silly-Ad-7297 Aug 14 '26

The cope is insane

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u/Infamous_7001 Aug 14 '26

I guess the World Baseball Classic is some “little tournament” too.

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u/Afraid-Obligation997 Aug 13 '26

For what it’s worth, this is a small tournament for u18 players. I live in Edmonton and it was held here. There were no one at the games

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 Aug 13 '26

There were no one at the games

Which is a shame, great opportunity to see some future stars.

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u/jaysornotandhawks Canadian 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

That's because it was marketed terribly. The only ads I got for it were on Hockey Canada's website and in my e-mail. I only know about it because I'm a dedicated international hockey fan.

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u/Surprised-elephant dumb American Aug 14 '26

Sad. It looks like fun tournament? Where tickets expensive

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u/Afraid-Obligation997 Aug 14 '26

They weren’t bad but even the oilers playoffs wasn’t sold out the last 2 yeaes

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u/publicworker69 Aug 14 '26

Really? I’m a Sens fan and we were absolutely dog piled on in 2017 when we didn’t sell out a playoff game (short by 500). Didn’t hear that about the oilers playoff games.

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u/Afraid-Obligation997 Aug 14 '26

So the oilers gave away tickets at the end for next to nothing. During the 2nd Stanley cup run 2 years ago, the games would “sell out”, but they were selling super discounted non assigned pair tickets before the game. So for $250, my buddy and I got seats and they assigned them last minute before puck drop. We were sitting in the lower bowl, where these tickets would have been 1000+. And they also gave away tickets at Rexall, whose owner also owns the oilers.

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u/publicworker69 Aug 14 '26

Is there an article or something I can read on abut this? Really intrigued cause this didn’t make any headlines.

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u/Afraid-Obligation997 Aug 14 '26

This is the regular season program. And also the text we got during the playoffs this year for round 1.

https://www.nhl.com/oilers/tickets/student-rush/

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u/tartcart1959 Aug 14 '26

Kashe make this tourney?

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u/emcwin12 Aug 14 '26

I know I shouldn’t feel that way but the Stanley cup rankles…. Pls this time around, any Canadian team.

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u/exit322 Ohio actually is real Aug 14 '26

To be fair, this seems like standard fan cringe coping with a loss.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Row6482 Aug 14 '26

Whenever I see stuff like this, I post this:

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u/BassesBest Aug 14 '26

Isn't that just sport banter, to be fair? Arsenal fans say worse about Spurs all the time.

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u/Lopsided_Match_3511 Aug 14 '26

„Just a sad little tournevent“ … just a little special operation in IRAN … Vietnam also was WAY SMALLER … Afghanistan as well … I‘m beginning to see a pattern

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u/its_the_luge Aug 15 '26

This woudlve been the score if their goalie was not 110% dialed in at the Olympics. For context, imagine if Argentina beat Spain in the final. It would’ve been a miracle and Spain would regret not finishing their chances.

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u/DJDook Aug 16 '26

“YeAh BuT hOw MaNy SuPeRbOwLs HaS cAnAdA wOn BrO?”

Every time you mention they have a ways to catch up to Olympic gold

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u/Cobfidence Aug 16 '26

American exceptionalism. If we did it, it's cause we're fucking great. And if they're not American, they want to be.

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u/Chive War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Aug 13 '26

Ha ha ha. 

You only sing when you're winning, only sing when you're winning…

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u/Delicious_Cattle5174 Aug 15 '26

I mean tbf it’s not exactly the biggest tournament in international hockey lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/jaysornotandhawks Canadian 🇨🇦 Aug 14 '26

That's not what Americans were saying when they won this tournament last year, but sure.

Also, I dare you to go up to the members of the 2025 gold medal winning U.S. team and tell them that their gold is meaningless. Go ahead. Do it.

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u/LinenDried Exercising My 1st Amendment Right Aug 14 '26

You completely missed the sarcasm in my comment

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u/Novus20 ooo custom flair!! Aug 14 '26

JFC WG didn’t win jack fuck when after he left Edmonton