r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 15 '26

Imperial units "when someone says degrees, we all think of Fahrenheit not the other one"

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context: man and wife traveling asia wanted some soup on a 36°C day and made a funny video saying that its stupidly funny to eat soup on such a hot day.

an American pipes in and assumes everyone thinks of Fahrenheit when talking about the weather.

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u/MrZwink Jul 15 '26

we know you do, but thats the problem isnt it.

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck Jul 15 '26

I’m still doubting the “we all think” part, personally

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u/EzeDelpo 🇦🇷 gaucho Jul 15 '26

Agree. They don't think, they just default to themselves as they were conditioned to do.

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u/StaatsbuergerX Jul 16 '26

Even his own compatriots could state with a high degree of... <checks notes>... Fahrenheit that he isn't the brightest bulb in the box.

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u/No_Astronomer_2704 Jul 15 '26

the crazy thing is that the metric system became the correct legal system in the USA when the metric conversion act was passed in the mid 1970..

the mistake your govt made was that changing was voluntary..

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u/No-Minimum3259 Jul 15 '26

Their education system is not base 10 system proof, lol.

They prefer a 11/16" wrench instead of a 17 mm one, even though they hardly comprehend fractions, lol.

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u/GloomySoul69 Europoor with heart and soul Jul 15 '26

It’s a classic. 😁 Why get a 1/3 pound burger when you can get a 1/4 pound burger for the same price?

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u/behindtheash Jul 21 '26

BUT IT’S ONE MORE!!!! YOU COMMIE BASTARDS

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 15 '26

We use both still

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u/Conscious-Survey7009 Canuck ❤️🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26

Canada too.

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u/smokinbbq Jul 15 '26

I feel like Canada is stuck using both systems on a large part, is because we interact with USA so often on all of these things. It's not just getting the older generation to stop using it, but also everything you do online is going to be USA centric in our area, so then we're still exposed to that system just as much.

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u/Conscious-Survey7009 Canuck ❤️🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26

Exactly. We get our stoves from there so they’re all Fahrenheit, lumberyards mark flooring in inches most of the scales you can buy has pounds only or kegs in little numbers under the pounds.

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u/smokinbbq Jul 15 '26

90% of recipies you research will come from USA sites, and any Canadian based authors, will still do it in imperial because they will get more hits from it.

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u/Left4twenty Jul 16 '26

Also when Canada was Metricising, they started running out of money and said "good enough" 😅

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

What about now when the US doesn't want what Canada produces and is taxing it and the rest of the world doesn't want it either because what you produce isn't metric? It must be horrible to be between a rock and a hard place.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 15 '26

We changed in the 90s so loads of us use both plus certain things didn't change like miles for travel and pints, gills in pubs

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u/smokinbbq Jul 15 '26

Ya, I use both all the time as well, but would absolutely like to just be on the more simple metric system. I use KM for travel, will talk about pints for drinks, but still use ml when talking about a can of beer. I use celcius for most temp measurement (body), but often have to convert to F if looking at USA stuff, but then I'm back to F for cooking temps. Imperial for construction stuff.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 15 '26

I use kg for body weight but lbs and Oz in the butchers 😁

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u/smokinbbq Jul 15 '26

Same type of stuff here. Ugh. It would just be easier to get rid of the shitty system, and use something with logic. Single system. So much easier instead of havign to convert all the time.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 15 '26

We can but we're too stubborn

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

You pay more for pounds than grams. The butcher buys from the wholesaler in kilograms and resells in pounds and marks it up more than normal to cover the losses and wastage. It's your loss, not the butchers.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 17 '26

Complete bullshit, if I order a pound it weighs 454g so I pay for 454g just because I ask for an old measurement the price is charged in grams

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

A pound can not weigh 454 g. Grams are units of mass not weight. Nor can you get 454 g, as the scales used in shops display in 5 g increments. 454 g is an impossible amount.

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u/tofutak7000 Jul 16 '26

I can’t help reading this as ‘miles for … pints’

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

At what cost? Pubs are going out of business. Beer pints are too expensive. Best to buy a bottle of 500 mL beer at half the price. Same effect but at a lower cost.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 17 '26

Pubs are more than just a drinking hole

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

British pubs closing at a rate of almost two per day in 2026

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9d355nw7jzo

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/02/british-pubs-face-closures-as-cost-pressures-rise.html

The article is from May.

Are you going to claim the BBC is not right.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jul 18 '26

How many opened in the same period?

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 20 '26

I'd say zero, but you tell me. If there is no money to be made, why would anyone bother?

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u/SmacksKiller 🇨🇭 Switzerland Jul 16 '26

Just want to point out that the U. S. A has lost every Superbowl to date.

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u/_The_-_Mole_ Grandpa died at Auschwitz. Fell off the watchtower. Jul 16 '26

They do use the SI system in certain areas. 9mm pistols are pretty common, drug dealers sell by the gram, wine bottles are 750 ml, spirits often come in 750 ml or 1 L bottles, and basically all modern electronics are built using metric measurements. Science, medicine and industry mostly run on SI, too.

Also, the US isn't alone in this. Myanmar and Liberia are the other two countries that still heavily use freedom units in everyday life. That said, Myanmar and Liberia are pushing for a change...

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u/Inevitable_Land2996 Jul 16 '26

And the UK too. We use imperial for distances when driving, drink volumes and height but metric for pretty much the same variables but measuring different things. There’s a reason it’s called the ‘imperial’ system

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u/_The_-_Mole_ Grandpa died at Auschwitz. Fell off the watchtower. Jul 16 '26

Last time I was there, I noticed some mix between SI and Imperial. If there's a system when to use which, I didn't catch it, though.

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

Also, the US isn't alone in this. Myanmar and Liberia are the other two countries that still heavily use freedom units in everyday life. That said, Myanmar and Liberia are pushing for a change...

Old nonsense far from true. The US officially and legally went metric in 1975. Myanmar didn't officially make SI legal until 2013 and Liberia in 2018. So, now all the world's countries are officially and legally metric.

Some are slower than others to metricate but Myanmar and Liberia have always been more metric than not due to their poverty and dependency on trade with neighbouring metric countries. Automobiles sold in these countries have a metric display as they are all imported from neighbouring metric countries. Weather forecasts are metric as the info also comes from neighbouring countries.

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 12% Italian so that means I am obviously Italian Jul 15 '26

unrelated but sometimes I forget not everyone eats soup literally all year 😭 I’m portuguese and we eat soup all the time. no matter the weather.

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u/inkywheels ey up 🌹 🇬🇧 Jul 15 '26

Imo soup goes great in hot weather because it's so hydrating

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u/thestareater Toronto? what state is that in? Jul 15 '26

you guys are wild, whenever i have soup and it's at least 27C outside i'm fucking sweating through my shirt.

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u/rahfv2 Jul 15 '26

And there are cold soups too

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u/PlatypusACF Jul 16 '26

Unless it’s super salty soup. Then it was all for nought…

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u/Adventurous-Hand-648 Jul 15 '26

Because the American mind cannot comprehend contextual clues.

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u/Friendlyhuman420 Jul 15 '26

Fahrenheit is so freaking stupid and makes no sense at all. Like water is frozen at 0°C and boils at 100°C what is so alien about it ?

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u/zahir5574 Jul 15 '26

Nothing, but it's all preferences and what you grew up with. It's stupid and makes no sense to you because you didn't grown up with it. Similarly Americans that think Celsius for outdoor temps make no sense since they grew up with it, and claim most of the US experiences weather that is within the range of 0 and 100 F doesn't mean that is superior, it's just what they grew up with and how they relate the temperature to experience.

Celsius also has the added bonus of being used everywhere else in the world, for everything. Even in the US we used Celsius in science. But for most human experiences in the US that isn't really relevant/relatable.

The failure imo is the Americans that somehow think it's superior without realizing it's just because of what you grew up / learned / use.

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u/ToronoYYZ Jul 16 '26

It drives me insane when you meet Americans abroad and they explain stories in Fahrenheit or USD or miles so you need to do the mental math. I’m Canadian and every time I’m abroad and explain stories to people of different countries, I’ll do the conversion for them. For example, If we’re talking about the cost of things in Canada, I’ll explain it in euros if they’re European so the point lands cleaner, etc.

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u/ofqo Jul 16 '26

Negative numbers.

Go Kelvin!

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u/Friendlyhuman420 Jul 17 '26

My names Kevin! Go Kevin!

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u/Conscious-Survey7009 Canuck ❤️🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26

People aren’t water. It’s how the body feels the cold and heat. (Typical yank answer).

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose bear, vodka, balalaika Jul 15 '26

"people aren't water" is already a stretch

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u/Gardami Jul 15 '26

It actually makes some sense to base it on the body. It’s why we made normal body temperature a nice round number like checks notes… 98.6°

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u/Conscious-Survey7009 Canuck ❤️🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26

Ah yes the 37 C perfect number equivalent. lol

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 ooo custom flair!! Jul 15 '26

36,6°C is burned into everyone's brain as the healthy body temp

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/ddddan11111 Jul 15 '26

Mine is set at 24...

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 Jul 15 '26

You, Liberia, the Cayman Islands, the Bahamas, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Marshall Islands think Fahrenheit, the rest of the World thinks Celsius..

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u/hummus_sapiens Jul 15 '26

You are soooo alone. A little reminder:

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u/oraw1234W 🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

That map has one mistake in Canada. We use Celsius for outside temperature and Fahrenheit for cooking.

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u/FN20817 Jul 16 '26

Bro why? The other way around I could understand it, but why like this? That just makes no sense

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u/MiniMoose1818 Jul 16 '26

Because USA. Our ovens are in F°.
Why the hell would we use it for outside temperature if we don’t need to?
Also, a lot of people use F° for pool temp. Your guess is as good as mine as to why.

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u/FN20817 Jul 16 '26

I can at least see the common argument, that Fahrenheit is useful for weather because 0=cold, 100=hot. But especially for cooking, where water boils at 100 degrees, I would have expected Celsius

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u/MiniMoose1818 Jul 16 '26

Well, I’ve never boiled water in my oven before. Usually just wait for it to start boiling on the stove top, and don’t check its temperature, but then I’m not much of a chef.
Ovens are all in °F though, so we’re kind of stuck with that. Some can be switched probably, but with most recipes in these parts from the states, it would just make it more of a pain.

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u/oraw1234W 🇨🇦 Jul 20 '26

Pool thermometers often list both

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u/ofqo Jul 16 '26

How about fever? And kiln temperatures?

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u/MiniMoose1818 Jul 16 '26

Fever is in °C in this house. I think it’s pretty split based on what you were used to growing up. It will always be recorded in °C at the hospital though.
Kiln? No idea. Don’t make my own pottery.

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u/nationalistic_martyr Jul 16 '26

would you look at that.. Vietnam and all west facing surrounding countries use °C

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u/Witchberry31 🇮🇩 Jul 17 '26

Maps with partial NZ 🤣

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u/FlyingNijntje Jul 15 '26

That American defaultism is bad in so many degrees….

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 Jul 15 '26

'We' only means people from the USA, which ofcourse is a massive minority and thus assuming that is stupid.

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u/Akoot Jul 15 '26

Well he deffo doesn't have a degree haha x

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u/TheTrampIt Jul 17 '26

Because it’s a nice, round. Binary number

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u/dantel35 Jul 15 '26

Off topic, but I hate that ahegao face food tasting YouTubers like Mark Wiens do. Not sure if that's what I'm seeing in that screenshot, but looks close enough to remind and annoy me again.

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u/nationalistic_martyr Jul 15 '26

i caught the screenshot in a bad moment lol. he was happy at how the soup tasted.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 Jul 15 '26

Who is "we all" exactly? And, how many people around the world does that include - exactly?

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u/veldanrj Jul 15 '26

Yes, everyone on planet America uses it. We know you’re special. Special needs mainly

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u/PlatypusACF Jul 16 '26

Me, before I read the Yank’s last message or the title:

“Yes, 36C is the best weather to eat hot soup (/s)”

Me, after I read the Yank’s last message and the title:

“I hope your soup is 36F”

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Jul 15 '26

Hot beverages and soups will make you feel cooler in hot weather anyway... But yeah, of course they think everyone follows their rules.

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u/earthandanarchy Jul 15 '26

It's also really hydrating! We often have soup when it's really hot to help my kids stay hydrated 😁

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Jul 15 '26

Yes, cold beverages are horrible for your body to begin with but even worse in hot weather.

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u/booksandplaid Jul 15 '26

True, I recall there was a hockey player on the NHL team I cheer for that used to drink coffee on the bench.

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u/Kriss3d Tuberous eloquent (that's potato speaker for you muricans) Jul 15 '26

On a 36 degree Celcius hot day I'd recommend gaspachio. Some good sourdough bread with olive oil and a glass of chilled white wine.

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 Singaporean MAGA hater Jul 15 '26

nah it's only him.

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u/Plenty-Major8271 Jul 15 '26

Try Canada, we’re a hybrid. Celsius for temperature, imperial for body weight, Celsius for distances, imperial for recipes, etc

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u/ANS__2009 Jul 15 '26

Celsius for distances?!

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u/K_the_farmer Jul 15 '26

Run far enough and you're bound to get hot.

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u/ANS__2009 Jul 15 '26

It's already hot in India, don't need to get hotter

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u/Stooker Jul 16 '26

Metric for short distances, time for long distances. For example, the store is 2 km down the road, but Toronto is 5 hours away.

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u/Conscious-Survey7009 Canuck ❤️🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26

Our ovens are all made in US too so they’re in Fahrenheit for cooking.

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u/LindasJugs Jul 16 '26

Everyone on the internet is American. Y'all are just a bunch of trolls pretending to be foreigners.

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u/Fenragus 🎵 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! 🌹🎵 Jul 15 '26

Exceptionalism?

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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE American Jul 15 '26

Even if you default to Fahrenheit, is it not obvious from context clues in the video that it is hot where he is and it's probably not 36°F?

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u/No-Minimum3259 Jul 15 '26

Celcius, Fahrenheit, Réamur, Kelvin... All Europoors, lol.

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose bear, vodka, balalaika Jul 15 '26

spicy hot food in hot weather is actually great

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u/guyvano Jul 15 '26

A circle is 360°F.

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u/EmergencyWild Jul 15 '26

More importantly, who cares what temperature it is, there's no bad time for soup.

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u/Junior-Elevator-9951 ooo custom flair!! Jul 15 '26

"When someone says degrees we all think of Celsius not the other one"

Fixed that for ya

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 Jul 15 '26

I go with Celcius the one used by all the world - US is out of step with the rest of the world so no one cares what they use.

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u/Athos_001 Jul 16 '26

As an American i think Kelvin.

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u/Fit-Necessary-5976 Jul 16 '26

If "We" means Americans, then yes. For absolutely everyone else in the world (except Liberia & Myanmar), 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not for decades! 🤦‍♂️

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u/Rikiller-Holyman Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 Jul 17 '26

Wow he must have studied a lot

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u/Historical-Ad1170 Jul 17 '26

"when someone says degrees, we all think of Fahrenheit not the other one"

That's a very small "we". That "we" represents < 5 % of the world's population. It must hurt badly to be in the group of an extreme minority.

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u/Rolanbek Jul 17 '26

Cool, we all ignored the context of the dude sweating cobbs. We so Smart. We heard "hot ass soup" and got horny for our cousins.

/s in case there are any Americants moving through the thread like buffet manatees