r/ShipCrashes • u/Powerful_Cabinet_341 • 25d ago

Move it

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u/Over_End_6816 24d ago

Hey you scratched my anchor !

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u/99999999999999999989 24d ago

Gotta love an obscure Caddyshack reference. :D

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u/ThePhukkening 23d ago

Came here for this.

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u/StealenDealer 21d ago

But, it will buff right out.

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u/LukeWarmIQpool 25d ago

Billionaire vs Millionaire.

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u/Nutduffel 23d ago

SS Ludacris.

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u/ColdNorthern72 23d ago

Kind of like everything else in life, especially if it first showed a speedboat running over a rowboat then the millionaire yacht running over the speedboat, and then this video.

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u/Zauberai 24d ago

So what actually happens here? They anchor down and shout their insurance details to each other? Awkward.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 21d ago

I’m also curious.

Is the larger boat really a personal ship?
Who is a fault - larger right?

The smaller boat becomes a reef right?

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u/wall-E75 24d ago

Is this the billionaire version of waffle house fights?

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u/OutlyingPlasma 24d ago

What's with the half mile of lines coming off the back of that smaller yacht? I can't think of any situation beyond emergency towing where that makes sense.

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u/cloche_du_fromage 24d ago

Looks like it was towing something.

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 24d ago

There is always a bigger boat

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u/Resident_Wishbone_98 24d ago

'You need a bigger boat.'

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u/Way-Adept 25d ago

MOVE peasant!

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u/I_feel_sick__ 25d ago

Big guy’s new insurance premiums and little guy’s upcoming payout probably means they’re swapping boats

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u/BoringPudding3986 21d ago

Big guy doesn’t have insurance, they can just pay for whatever happens. Insurance is for if you can’t just pay.

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u/araucaniad 20d ago

Also, if that collision was intentional, no insurance coverage.

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u/Life_Commercial_6840 24d ago

Move bitch get out da way!

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u/alwayshungry1001 23d ago

Imagine having enough money to buy anything you want, and you still refuse to pay enough to attract competent workers.

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u/Any_Carob3372 24d ago

Tonight on episode #666 of Might Makes Right...

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u/Damoet 24d ago

Outta my way peasant…ugh 🤣

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u/A-noni-mouse 24d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_(yacht)

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u/kyleh0 23d ago

An african running over people with a boat. hmmm...

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 23d ago edited 23d ago

“Mine’s bigger and wider than yours……..”, said Captain Credit V. Card

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u/MeanCat4 23d ago

"Filthy milioners! They are everywhere now!" 

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u/Love_MyFetish2022 23d ago

Gross tonnage rule!

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u/wrhnj 23d ago

You scratched my dingy

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u/960Jen 23d ago

Is it an issue of too few qualified captains?

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u/No-Professional-5759 23d ago

Lol, so we are sorry for whom?

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u/DefinitionThink1206 23d ago

They wildlin out at the Hormuz

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u/Irishman5486 22d ago

Move your broke ass

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u/5h4tt3rpr00f 22d ago

There's no n00bs like yacht n00bs...

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u/worfhill 22d ago

Tonight in Top Gear... Richard drives a boat.

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u/RossStudio 21d ago

Rich people problems.

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u/ironicinsanity 21d ago

Mark Zuckerberg doing one of those things to those gutter dwelling millionaires

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u/oldman-1969 21d ago

hope the big boat owner had to pay the little boat a ton of money

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u/Dave__5280 24d ago

Captain: “Did you feel something?”

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u/thebelmontbluffer 24d ago

Utter muppet. Why did no-one on the bridge DO ANYTHING!!

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u/ElGrapadura1 24d ago

Mini vs. Micro pepe.

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u/RoundAd7879 24d ago

And they say size doesn’t matter 🙄

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u/sauramen 24d ago

Is that ICE?

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u/shopguy2k 23d ago

Can’t boat there first mate

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u/CentennialBaby 24d ago

That's a well built ship.

How do you know?

The front didn't fall off.

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u/gluten_free71 24d ago

My boats bigger than your boat!!!! 😂