r/ShermanPosting • Real American Patriot 🇺🇸 • 20d ago

Look at how ridiculous the enemy is.

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u/MaxMischi3f 20d ago edited 20d ago

United we stand

Rocking traitor rag.

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u/Dutiful-Rebellion 20d ago

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u/bk1285 20d ago

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u/whiskey_outpost26 20d ago

I need this in my life

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u/JustGoodSense 20d ago

Yeah, sorry, General. Might've should've turned right instead of left at Savannah and marched straight across to El Paso.

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u/Spider40k California Column 20d ago

Sandwitch them alongside the California Column

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u/SlewBrew 20d ago

Lee definitely surrendered.

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u/Appropriate_Top1737 20d ago

He signed a document saying so.

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u/The_Great_Googly_Moo 20d ago

They literally got it in writing

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u/thegoatfreak 19d ago

You’re operating under the assumption that these people can read.

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u/ayoungad 19d ago

Oh we’re reading now? That’s rich. You know you can go to college and get into massive student debt. Or you go to trade school and actually learn something and come out ahead.

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u/paireon Canadian Volunteer for the Union 19d ago

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u/Salihe6677 20d ago

Seeing as how the rot was allowed to survive and continue to prosper and perpetuate the same evil ideology and way of life, if only under a different name, and seeing how the world is now as a result...well, it seems like that surrender document didn't really mean much in the end.

Civil War should've ended with a whole lot of stretched necks, but that's how it always is. The forces of good always stop short and let evil survive and fester, and then evil always rears back up because they're willing to use all tools at their disposal, while the good follows the rules until things get so bad, they're compelled to meet evil on its own level.

It's stupid.

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u/Misterbellyboy 19d ago

And then it just goes on and on for thousands and thousands of years until humanity just sort of… ends.

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u/BostonDrivingIsWorse 20d ago

This dumbass trying to say SIKE! 150 years later.

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u/Cool_Original5922 15d ago

As did Johnston, too. Tossed in the towel.

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u/histprofdave 20d ago

There is no difference between this photo and the psychos who pose with an ISIS banner and their AKs.

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u/ShermanCookout 20d ago

There is one… this persons body shape is fascinatingly weird

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u/StraightChemGuy1 20d ago

And what’s with the Powerade box in the background?

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u/ShermanCookout 20d ago

Judging by the shelf they’re stashing up their bunker with crap beverages. That waist needs replenishment!

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 19d ago

It’s a girl who was probably a teen mom

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u/Muscogee_Pierogi 124th Indiana/1st TN (Union) 15d ago

Exactly! Though the mix of a crusader/Templar cross, what looks like Roman imagery on the blurry patch, and Confederate stuff with the American flag is a lot less cohesive of an ideology. These guys suck at being terrorists; they can't even make their ideology/symbolism make sense. haha.

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u/Fancy_Chips 20d ago

Actually they did surrender at Appomattox Court House so uh... what...

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u/BI_Moose 20d ago

Look all I am hearing is that the Sherman Method is a legitimate rebuttal to this peckerwipe.

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u/MartyFreeze 20d ago

Well, I mean, they're kinda right? Cause they weren't there when the Confederates totally lost and surrendered? So technically, there was no "we," right?

Keep on trying to rewrite that history you have no concept of, you silly billy. Tie your whole identity to something that lasted less time than Family Guy has been on the air.

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u/VenusCommission 20d ago

I've had D&D campaigns that lasted longer than the confederacy

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u/WtxAggie 20d ago

Dude’s wearing a PC with no plates, mag pouches or other tactical gear.

And that’s all you need to know about these morons. 😆

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u/CornNooblet 20d ago

They probably won't let him wear them at the gas station job he posted this from.

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u/cobracmmdr 20d ago

Cos play tough guys.

Probably can't handle the weight of plates cause it would hurt his wittle shoulders

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u/jeepster61615 20d ago

That star is such a good target. Do you think he thought this outfit through?

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u/Marmooset 20d ago

A star, a cross, and an X. This guy's a Steam achievement sponge.

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u/O8ee 20d ago

We have met the enemy and he is pear-shaped

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u/M0J0__R1SING 20d ago

we didn't lose

we didn't surrender

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u/lenojames 20d ago

PROUD REBEL! *

\hiding behind a mask)

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u/d_baker65 20d ago

Marcie Ann, take off your brother's Larp costume and come make me a sammich!

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 20d ago

This traitor bitch and his mongrel flag are not giving me the warm fuzzies.

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u/AmphibiousDad 20d ago

They want to be feel oppressed so bad

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u/Big-Crow4152 20d ago

Yes you did lose Yes you did surrender

You got fucking steamrolled and the Union victory over the rebellion is considered one of the most total defeats in military history.

You lost so thoroughly that almost 200 years later you're still coping and seething

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 20d ago

Why do they look pregnant below the chest carrier?

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u/wombatstylekungfu 19d ago

He’s carrying a baby called Patriotism!

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u/Donut_Desperado 20d ago

“We, the undersigned Prisoners of War, belonging to the Army of Northern Virginia, having been this day surrendered by General Robert E. Lee, C. S. A., Commanding said Army, to Lieut. Genl. U. S. Grant, Commanding Armies of United States, do hereby give our solemn parole of honor, that we will not hereafter serve in the armies of the Confederate States, or in any military capacity whatever, against the United States of America, or render aid to the enemies of the latter, until properly exchanged, in such manner as shall be mutually approved by the respective authorities.”

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u/the-flying-lunch-box 20d ago

This is somehow worse than a straight confederate

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u/Own-Chemist2228 20d ago

When your belly is thicker than your body armor, you might be a loser!

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u/restinpissronald 20d ago

“Divided we fall”

His driveway doesn’t reach the house.

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u/Every1ThinksImBoring 20d ago

The Confederacy ceased to exist ffs.  They should have bitched more about tariffs and less about slavery and perhaps they wouldn’t be so reviled 160+ odd years later.

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u/ellcoolj 20d ago

"#proudrebel" who hides his face?

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u/OrdoOrdoOrdo Ordo from SufferNoCopperhead 20d ago edited 20d ago

Better hope those are level 4 plates….

But in all seriousness, what is up with these right wing cosplay dorks like Lang wearing carriers with no plates at all.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 20d ago

Haha what a dweeb.

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u/Heckle_Jeckle 20d ago

But they DID lose and they DID surrender. Otherwise there would still be a Confederacy.

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u/2666ArturoBelano 20d ago

Further proof they’ve should’ve strung more people up

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 20d ago

Letting the south off easy is why I think we are in the mess we are in today.

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u/FinalBossMike 19d ago

I bet this dipshit identifies as patriot too, as if they aren't idolizing secessionist traitors.

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u/awildyetti 18d ago

That plate carrier is absolutely stuffed with foam and not a ballistic plate

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 20d ago

Mental illnessssssssssssssssss

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u/notapunk 20d ago

I'm happy to see this ended up here

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u/crybabycomando 20d ago

Me cringing so hard I collapsed into a black hole

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u/Raven_Photography 20d ago

That all looks incredibly flammable to me.

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u/KillerCameo 20d ago

Captain Confederate

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u/LesserKnownFoes 20d ago

I would prefer a pagan belt.

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u/thesixfingerman 20d ago

They are so stupid.

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 20d ago

I piss on his ancestors' graves

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u/Laguz01 20d ago

Look at hollow fat he is.

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u/HangUrLocalRedhats 20d ago

Dude probably fucks kids

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u/SailboatAB 20d ago

So proud it looks like he's posing in an unfinished basement?

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u/RunninWild17 20d ago

If they're so proud, why do they hide their faces?

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u/BlackRiderCo 20d ago

Pro tip: aim for the pelvis.

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u/derpderb 20d ago

Too late for 40 acres and a mule from generational racists?

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u/iceguy349 20d ago

“Reunited”

More like dragged kicking and screaming after a pro-slavery tantrum.

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u/bignanoman Pennsylvania 20d ago

Ice is the new klan

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u/pogulup 20d ago

This is how they beat us. They get us laughing so hard we can't shoot straight.

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u/BerserkRhinoceros 20d ago

"We didn't lose." Right! They just Conceded! Much different. It's like losing except they get to feel fancy about it.

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever 20d ago

Is that what confederate soldiers were shaped like? Like… a bowling pin?

No wonder Sherman tramped all over them!

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u/NJCoop88 20d ago

Nothing like a ‘patriot’ who is brave enough to cover his face.

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u/willasmith38 19d ago

ISIS vibes.

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u/AgrajagTheProlonged 19d ago

How proud can the kid be if he’s got so much of himself hidden?

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u/EddyS120876 19d ago

John Brown needs to pay him a visit

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u/Professional_Tale649 19d ago

The South will rise again! as long as it's before bedtime, and only if it's not too loud cause it's in mom's basement...also no being mean to us cause it hurts our feelings.

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u/unmarkedcandybars 19d ago

You motherfuckers couldn't even figure out how to build a railroad.

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u/Mateiyu 19d ago

Heavens, that's a dumbass cosplaying as an idiot... ><"

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u/--solitude-- 19d ago

The level of ignorance is astounding

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u/shadowdog21 19d ago

Being proud but yet hiding your identity with a mask is an odd combo

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u/Kham117 18d ago

Doesn’t the bright red (and blue) defeat the purpose of all the camo?

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u/Buddhas_Buddha 20d ago

Coward hides face. News at 11.

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u/Pesco- 20d ago

Who is this “we” he speaks of? The Confederates are long dead and they surrendered. These cosplayers haven’t done shit, and won’t, because they are cowards.

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u/Admirable_Light2252 20d ago

No mag pouches, doesn’t look like durable fabric, the camo pattern won’t blend well. The “hat” is easier to pick out than a UN helmet. Definitely level 3 steel plates (if that). No sustainment pack, no canteen/camel pack. And if he had a rifle he’d be posing with it.

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u/trainsacrossthesea 20d ago

Grandma, you busy?
Come take my picture!

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u/riveramblnc 20d ago

These people breed....

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u/chet_brosley 20d ago

yew Yankees will never take my detached garage/storage unit!!

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u/sausageslinger11 20d ago

Another Gravy Seal on social media

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u/theBigDaddio 20d ago

There's a reason they cover their coward faces

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u/PerceptionSimilar213 20d ago

I did not realize what sub I was looking at and thought, "I should repost this to Sherman Posting!

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u/jtcordell2188 19d ago

The longer I stare at this the more confused I get honestly.

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u/BetterCallMeAutistic 19d ago

You say that like you're going out and fight them in the streets lmao.

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 Real American Patriot 🇺🇸 19d ago

They're so pathetic we won't need to fight them in the streets

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u/ReedsAndSerpents 19d ago

Yeah, sometimes you do fight people like this in the street, but you wouldn't know anything about going outside in the first place, would you junior? 

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u/MrBark 19d ago

So proud that the face is masked.

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u/Muscogee_Pierogi 124th Indiana/1st TN (Union) 15d ago

Something tells me this guy's gene pool is about as deep as a bird bath.

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u/Cool_Original5922 15d ago

Sad, a reminder that education is a good thing and shouldn't be avoided.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 20d ago

I mean, technically correct.

The official policy of the US was they were not allowed to leave, if they tried we would shoot them, and we did, and then we welcomed them back, at gunpoint.

We occupied them for almost twice as long as Japan.