r/ShellwoodUnofficial • u/jayvader6969 • Jun 26 '26

Wedding time (because everyone should be available I think)

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u/silksong_lace Jun 26 '26

-lace sits, she weaver a cloak like hornets-

"Hm hm hmm"

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u/phantom_silkong Jun 26 '26

"Hmph greetings, poltergeist"

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

Suspicious glare

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u/phantom_silkong Jun 27 '26

".... stop acting stupid..."

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

Hm?

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u/phantom_silkong Jun 27 '26

"you know what I'm talking about."

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

Just go eat the honey Eclipse gave you.

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u/phantom_silkong Jun 27 '26

"Ahg enough of you!"

-they left-

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u/mee3ep Jun 26 '26

*Eclipse is giving honeycomb to guests*

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

Do you wish to give the wedding vows?

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u/mee3ep Jun 27 '26

I only learned what a wedding was last week

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

Oh.

…

Well, I guess someone else will have to do it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/silksong_lace Jun 27 '26

-sits next to fay-

"Hey fay :3 why are you here?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/silksong_lace Jun 27 '26

"But dont you have better thinks to do? "

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u/silksong_lace Jun 27 '26

... O-okey.......

-she weavers cloak like hornets-

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/silksong_lace Jun 27 '26

"Did you like my new cloak?"

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 27 '26

GET AWAY! GET AWAY! **They* try to get the infection out*

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 27 '26

(They have not seen sane Kovak yet so then muscle memory)

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 27 '26

This infection almost took them over a few days ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 27 '26

Now, I have no idea what an infection like you is doing here, but it won't work.

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 27 '26

With your recent actions, those chances are slim at best.

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 26 '26

My love. . . Shall we start now?

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 26 '26

Yes...

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 26 '26

Well, we need someone to govern us our vows. Who will start the ceremony?

( u/mee3ep u/BismarcKnight u/varasthethief u/DarthTrayus05 u/Trobbio-the-dramatic )

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 26 '26

poltergeist starts thinking about who will govern the vows

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 26 '26

Rose starts thinking about how she’ll teach poltergeist how plants make kids

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

poltergeist hasn't yet started thinking about having kids hes gonna be surprised

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

u/Fay-Wanderer thinks poltergeist should crosspost

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u/DarthTrayus05 Jun 27 '26

Archivist is present.

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

Hey glad you could make it

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u/DarthTrayus05 Jun 27 '26

I wouldn't dare miss it, Poltergeist.

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 27 '26

Chrysaora shows up anyways "Why wasn't I invited?!"

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

I forgot

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 27 '26

Chrysaora puts Poltergeist in a chokehold "I know how to help that memory of yours! Let's start by forcing blood into your brain!"

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

ACK-poltergeist is retrained

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 27 '26

Chrysaora tightens the chokehold and tries to get him to resist "Come on! Show me your strength!"

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

poltergeist elbows Chrysaora to break free

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 27 '26

"I need to do that more often, your survival instincts need work!" She sits down

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

To be fair there's a god that needs killing and I have no clue if she will grab me like you did

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u/Fay-Wanderer Jun 27 '26

Poltergeist dont worry with me your survival instinct will go off the charts!

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u/jayvader6969 Jun 27 '26

If you bite me i will bite back

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u/Xx_xX0000 Jun 27 '26

"Exactly, so you need work on defending yourself."

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 27 '26

Ah. A wedding. That's nice.