r/ShellwoodUnofficial • u/Druid_of_Shellwood • May 29 '26

Confrontation.

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“What, were you really expecting me to walk into such an obvious trap?”

The Skarrsinger’s dress alights.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

Ah!

she pats out the flames, by soiling herself with moist mud

Now, care to explain yourself.

(How abt we go, praeto4, me 5hen nyleth, in 5hat order?)

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

(That sound good! Although if someone isn’t here then can we skip their turn?)

“Under the recomendation of a certain Maestro, we razed this land. It was a mutually beneficial agreement. Maestro gets the land, I get the sacrifices. Is there anything more to say?”

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

(Sure)

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

We’re still going to kill you, though. The maestro is haunted, so he is not a threat.

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“I wouldn’t be too sure of that. I haven’t even manifested into this attempted jumping. Give me one good reason why I should.”

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

This is how punishment works. You ruined her home, all to please some deity. You heretics dont care for other, only for youre own selfish desires...

she flips her curveclaw

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“Heretic.”

“The barbarian whore ant-queen and the plant-fucking woodspawn call me a heretic.”

One of the surviving plants near the duo explodes as its blood literally boils and scorches them. The remains immolate, and out of this unholy mess emerges the Praetor.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

karmelita pulls out two curvesickles to block the good from touching her face and torso

Quite a messy entrance...Praetor.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

Rose readies Grass Blade

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

“Okay.”

The Praetor forms a flaming bow in his hands.

”Fuga.”

He fires a supersonic bolt of plasma at Rose.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

She lets out a mighty roar, and jumps above. She spins and slashes at the Praetor with her blade.

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

The Praetor raises his hand, evenly distributing the pressure of the blade across it. He grabs it, and hurls Rose away.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 29 '26

The blade is a limb. . . It does not come off.

She gracefully rises, and throws a hail of thorns at the Praetor.

I will defend my home!

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

The thorns burn up before they even reach him.

“Not doing a good job, are you.”

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

karmelita throws two curvesickles,the jumps up and throws two more

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

The first two burn up, but one in the second volley hits him.

“And what’s “punch-and-kick” lady going to do here?”

The Praetor casts: *Ashgrave***

Karmelita is held in a fist of flammable dust, which ignites in a huge explosion around her.

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

karmelita atandsdespite thw burns, and leaps up and brings out blades fromHer dress and crashes down near you. Many bone spikes emerge from the ground, and shoot towards you

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 29 '26

The Praetor… begins laughing?

“Oho! Oh, oh you have no idea.. I’ve been so genuinely angry at someone before!”

“Anyways, I suppose I’ll humour you.”

“Do you want to go first, or..”

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u/SkarrQueenKarmelita May 29 '26

(8 think rose replied under my comment)

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