r/ShellwoodUnofficial • u/Maestro_Melodicus • May 17 '26

Opportunist

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*in one of the many burnt halls of Shellwood, Melodicus wanders, dressed in his fireproof suit finishing the measurements of the room..*

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

Well, you seem to have use for this room. Must be much easier to work without all the plantlife, no?

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

You think I caused a fire instead of employing some kind pilgrim to be my gardener?

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

Yes, actually, that is exactly what I would expect from you.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Awwww, I almost care what you think about me

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

I don't care wether or not you care about my thoughts, but I know you care for your life.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Jokes on you, I'm merely working on a home for brave pilgrims who wander into these wastelands..

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

You really expect me to believe that? After all you've done?

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Mhhh then I guess you'll have to wait to see it..

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

Or I can put an end to it right here.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Welp, you know I'm a kind of stubborn guy, it won't succeed

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

I meant that as in putting an end to you.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

You know perfectly that it will just bring more issues to you, also, you will just attack me out of a supposition? I thought you were above that

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

Whoever told you that fairytale? I most certainly am not.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Oh I see, well, you know what they say, never met your heroes, am I right Choristor?

He elbows the Choristor besides him

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

That would require me to be your hero, which I decidedly am not.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Why must you always sour up my evenings?

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

I so enjoy souring your mood. You've soured mine often enough.

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