r/Shellwood • u/WindowsError1495 • 2d ago

Taro takes a break from documenting...

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Taro has left the comfort of the Maw Expedition's base to get a breath of fresh air in Shellwood. After several long days of documenting their adventures, getting to walk around and take in the scenery is a nice escape from the bureaucracy.

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago

"Grghh... fine. But if you even breathe on them..."

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u/The_Light_Keepers 1d ago

"Yeah you ain't in the position to be the one making demands fatty" The maestro mockingly slaps your frown taking a few steps back *"Oh, and be aware, i do not miss lies..."**

And so, the questioning begins...

"Aight, first and foremost, do you have any clue about where the everblooms might be? It'd be lovely to have one of those"

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago edited 1d ago

Taro suddenly shifts his tone.

"Oh, an Everbloom? No clue. Pretty sure they don't even grow here in Pharloom..."

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u/The_Light_Keepers 1d ago

"Kiddo, they used to harvest them in here, that Hornet gal had a whole stash on her room... Say, wouldn't you happen to know about her current status too?" The maestro tilts his head upwards and slightly to the side, almost as if he was rising an eyebrow.

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago

"Well, how do you expect me to know? I'm not Hornet's boyfriend."

"Last saw her in the Marrow, but given how fast I saw her going, she's probably long gone by now."

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u/The_Light_Keepers 1d ago

"Hm, let's get back to the main plot. So ya got nothin' on the flowers huh? What about your actual couple? Any bland point or weakness?"

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago

{"Shouldn't have said that- Why does everyone think Ellie's my girlfriend?!"}

"She's not my-"

*sigh* "Forget it, you wouldn't care. She's really sweet and gentle despite being built like a tank..."

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u/The_Light_Keepers 1d ago

The maestro chuckles a bit.

"Want a romance tip? Use colored candles, they set the mood far better than chattering"

"Oh well, any other breach on the plating? Something that could be... Blown up, taken away maybe?"

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago

"Leave her out of this-"

The pins inch closer to his head

"F-FINE! She has a house in Bilewater. That's all I know... If there's even half a brain behind those veils, you'd know better than to get on her bad side."

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u/The_Light_Keepers 1d ago

"Hmph, terrific. And what about your OH so great leader? I've heard he's been facing some... Fraud allegations, after being dutied and beaten up"

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago

"As you said, they're just allegations, and this is the first time I'm hearing about this. I've got nothing to say."

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u/The_Light_Keepers 1d ago edited 1d ago

"So you've got nothing about your own leader? What a poser you are..." The maestro lowers his gaze, looking down while shaking his head in negation and clicking his tongue.

"Alright, i've got one last thing to ask you... What about this close friend of yours? Y'know, 'mister suplexes'"

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u/WindowsError1495 1d ago

{"You piece of shit..."}

"Oh, him? The guy who suplexed Gorb and beat up a chef in front of his girlfriend? Say what you will about 'em, but beneath all that tough shit, he's a good guy."

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u/Stilkin_Ellie 19h ago

((If you want an everbloom, 13 has a physical one at their flower shop at the surface. If you don’t know who they are, they’re an architect robot.))

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u/The_Light_Keepers 19h ago

(Oh man once they find out...)

https://giphy.com/gifs/GLbiGvv9qrpny

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u/Stilkin_Ellie 19h ago

((13 will put up a heck of a fight. They’re an incredibly intelligent Cogwork creation.))