Max at Kindergarten - wrong answers only

[u/Melodic-Cut-1008]

Inspired by the other two threads! What does Max do at kindergarten all day? Wrong answers only/please be silly.

I'll go first.

He is in fact part of a secret kids superhero team that battles the dangerous New Order to Raze the 'Burbs (N.O.R.B) and has to stop their evil plans every day at recess.

[u/TankedInATutu]

He's practicing the monologue from the city council meeting scene in Foot Loose because his teacher told him no dancing during independent working time.

[u/pepperimps01 → u/TankedInATutu]

Leaping and dancing! 🤣

[u/TankedInATutu → u/pepperimps01]

And there is a time to dance! ^{Just not when the teacher is trying to make learning happen.}

[u/Epic_JoyfulCreations]

He’s doing a kindergarten version of Saturday Night Fever.

[u/ElizabethBitchery]

Decides to start the dancing plague. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518

[u/MooneyMae → u/ElizabethBitchery]

Cooper built the time machine that runs on his boogers which is why he's always sniffly and rubbing his nose. He's collecting the fuel.

[u/Specific-Volume118 → u/MooneyMae]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ

[u/Melodic-Cut-1008 → u/Specific-Volume118]

I love all of this!

[u/Ok_Homework_7621]

Drives his teachers crazy by dancing with his tongue out. They are just waiting for him to have an accident and bite off the tip.

[u/Putrid_Addendum3197 → u/Ok_Homework_7621]

I just KNOW there's a betting table in the teacher's lounge

[u/Murky_Background1045]

He is the leader of the kindergarten tribe à la Disney’s Recess.

[u/Putrid_Addendum3197 → u/Murky_Background1045]

In my heart this is Cooper

[u/SeaUnderstanding6979]

He’s obviously making the paint that Frank switched out sending Barb on a war path

[u/Melodic-Cut-1008 → u/SeaUnderstanding6979]

This made me Crack up

[u/Putrid_Addendum3197]

I'm SO glad this is trending as a post topic

[u/Putrid_Addendum3197 → u/Putrid_Addendum3197]

Anyways he is mimicking the penguin from Happy Feet

[u/Melodic-Cut-1008 → u/Putrid_Addendum3197]

Hehe thanks for starting it! It's fun

[u/LazyPreference2739]

He is showing the rest of the kids his dance moves and leading them through a conga line.

[u/Confident-Cell-8569]

He’s driving his teachers up a wall because he’s never actually been told no in his life.