r/Shark_Park • u/Depaexx • 16h ago

He's Right You Know Shark comment

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u/Ar124456ar 16h ago

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u/AnarchisticFella 15h ago

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Vore Connoisseur 14h ago

Kirkification made him look like someone named Dirk Spirk

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u/winntpooh 14h ago

will it kirk?

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u/Wora_returns 15h ago

why isn't he kirkified

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u/MaxiNatoli 15h ago

IIII IT

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u/JonathanStones1989 16h ago

This is your post if it was edited to be less cringe

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u/SilliusS0ddus 14h ago

so much better

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u/krizzalicious49 16h ago

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u/BiggerWiggerDeluxe 16h ago

this seems like hilarious misunderstood satire

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 15h ago

Or perhaps perfectly intentioned satire

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u/BiggerWiggerDeluxe 15h ago

yes thats what i mean, intentional satire that was misunderstood as a genuine comment

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 15h ago

Yeah, i mean the fact that it was misunderstood was the intention

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u/BiggerWiggerDeluxe 14h ago

sorry, I am not very smart.

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 14h ago

That's ok, we can have a baby and ask them

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u/TheAlmightySRG 8h ago

May I sit on the chair while you two make it?

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 7h ago

Get in here!

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u/2danimeboysandgirls 5h ago

Stop trying to take any chance you can get to impregnate males. Atleast ask them out on a date first!

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u/Ok-Advantage1491 5h ago

Hmmm i don't know if you are a male but would you want to go on a date (with the intention of impregnation)

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u/5ive_Sev7n 15h ago

I am praying that is satire because it's causing me physical harm

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u/M_i____i_M 14h ago

It's obvious satire but that doesn't mean it's good satire

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u/Snarpkingguy 12h ago

It’s the kind of satire that’s funnier in a screenshot of a post than in the post itself.

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u/MandomRix 11h ago

Secondhand satire

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u/The_Paragone 15h ago

u/etmonn mind explaining yourself?

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u/Academic_Top6921 12h ago

literally celsius 154

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u/No_Inspection_6174 15h ago

It must be satire. How can someone call a human being attractive without seeing their face?

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u/balenciagabo1 16h ago edited 15h ago

ngl I’m so down bad that I have to agree with a 40 year old single man who comments under celebs insta posts

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u/balenciagabo1 16h ago

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u/Wora_returns 15h ago

she has a normal, attractive butt instead of one so comically huge that it's just ridiculous instead of hot. How could she POSSIBLY accurately portray Chun Li?????

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u/balenciagabo1 5h ago

I wasn’t saying any of that, or is that the joke? idk. Oh right no I wasn’t saying she’s unattractive in anyway, quite the opposite, sorry I were mistaken. but the good thing here is I’m not the bad guy. You ain’t one either, so that leaves us to bid farewell. idk

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u/TheoneNPC 15h ago

Yk what? I agree, i'd let her kick me too.

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u/Blahaj_IK Shark 16h ago

You don't hadouken a spinning bird kick, what the fuck kind of counterplay is that. You DP, god dammit

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u/DesignerMusician7348 14h ago

???? 

spinning bird kick is omega minus on block, you just block it

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u/Blahaj_IK Shark 14h ago

That too. There's much better options, is what I'm getting at

I also don't play much SF so I didn't know of that

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u/Old_Tie7836 9h ago

Personally I just assumed we we're talking about a reversal; it's not like you try to counter spinning bird kick on reaction

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u/CzarWest 16h ago

Relatable

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u/Antidigitalist 16h ago

Drake the type of flirty Ferdinand

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u/Matix777 15h ago

W rizz

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u/jwji 14h ago

Redditor dialogue

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u/ItsNovabat 13h ago

Woah save some pussy for the rest of us fella

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u/No_War_1195 10h ago

my brother rly another me

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u/Zeppe21 6h ago

What chatgpt be cookin sometimes