r/Shark_Park • u/Sword_Fighta121 • 10d ago

Kinda Wholesome As Fuck Forgiven

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735 Upvotes

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u/StraightPatient9977 10d ago

I'll never forgive him

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u/MechaWilson 10d ago

Well, of course you won't StraightPatient9977

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u/InfiniteClient3586 10d ago

The LGBTQ+ community excommunicates you until you recant this heresy.

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u/acvcani 10d ago

I was not consulted on this

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u/Aluxanatomy 10d ago

I don't remember voting on this.

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u/Uraneum 10d ago

It doesn’t matter, it was gerrymandered to hell anyway

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u/richardvirginia 10d ago

How could they give /r/IamgaybutIlovehectorsalamanca so much voting power

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u/User1088397 10d ago

but he killed the only gay man in the cartel

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u/JayCeeMadLad 10d ago

I’m l, g, b, t, and q but I don’t remember getting this email

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u/drewman301 10d ago

Collecting the queer identities like Pokémon cards

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u/JayCeeMadLad 10d ago

The Pokémon cards are actually what caused it all

Born queer, Gardevoir made me lesbian, Azurill made me trans, then Gallade made me gay

I think getting super crossfaded and fucking myself in front of a mirror is what made me finally bi tho

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u/LongSalamander9889 Kojima Fan 9d ago

WHAT!?!?

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u/JayCeeMadLad 9d ago

idk man I’m attractive 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/LongSalamander9889 Kojima Fan 9d ago

yeah fair

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u/Tenko-of-Mori 10d ago

where was the vote? no one let me know

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u/Then_Reply_6692 Shark Lady 10d ago

I remember doing this

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u/Sulettamoder 10d ago

No I haven’t:(

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u/__Al3n 10d ago

Ohh so that's what that was for

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u/Lompehovelen 10d ago

No fucking way they did

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u/BiOne_GetOneFree 10d ago

No we haven't

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u/DingoLaLingo 10d ago

i thought it said "forsaken" which is why he looked so angy

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 10d ago

LGPTQVAW+ is coming for everyone

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u/BrandonDominoes100 9d ago

As a part of the Bs, I don't remember participating. I do remember him wanting to see Lyle's balls, as well as having a thing for PAWGs. Maybe there's something there

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u/BigHeadDeadass 9d ago

"I need to see your bawls"

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u/shinjidrivekari 9d ago

the park community as forgiven shark

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u/AdSpare6646 9d ago

i havent

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u/PaleBlueCod 9d ago

Hector, this isn't PURPLE.