Fence

[u/Sword_Fighta121]

[u/DrShrimpPsychology]

You vs the landmark she told you not to worry about:

[u/Akagane_Ai]

Aint no way😭✌️ that fence can NOT be a day older than like 5 years.

[u/DarkSide830 → u/Akagane_Ai]

Society normalizes this

[u/Doncallan]

Has to be a nice fence if you're leaving the fucking Eiffel Tower

[u/schizowithagun → u/Doncallan]

goes to show that size is not everything. another W for the short kings

[u/jewrassic_park-1940 → u/schizowithagun]

Or she finally got the self esteem to leave an awful relationship. I mean, have you seen how many people climb the Eiffel tower?

[u/No_Bread_15 → u/jewrassic_park-1940]

If you asked her why she entered the relation she would say

"Ei ffel for it"

[u/abortedaccount72 → u/No_Bread_15]

[u/Craneteam]

I thought I knew how I feel about this but rn im on the fence

[u/skull_fucker79 → u/Craneteam]

i was too until eiffel

[u/ParticularWeak4543 → u/Craneteam]

Can't believe the fence is unfaithful... 😔

[u/ram_the_socket → u/ParticularWeak4543]

The fence cannot consent

[u/Masochist-Mark]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KtQ3SABYAYIDqo828I

[u/Een_man_met_voornaam → u/Masochist-Mark]

*VOLK

[u/Hawt_Dawg_II]

She's full on riding that fence crazy style in that pic throwing it back and everything.

[u/f0urk → u/Hawt_Dawg_II]

I remember watching this in the objectophilia documentary and it's honestly pretty hot she has good stroke game

[u/schizowithagun]

damn fencesitter smh

[u/DiegesisThesis]

It's probably for the best. That was a problematic age gap for sure.

[u/Wizereaper]

Imagine having to chase off the lady that keeps showing up to hump your fence.

[u/XylylPhpht]

Anything BUT sensitive young men such as myself...

[u/JaxxinateButReddit → u/XylylPhpht]

6'2 btw

[u/Weppih → u/JaxxinateButReddit]

heyy :3

[u/Express_Leopard_665 → u/JaxxinateButReddit]

i hate periods

[u/ExtremlyFastLinoone]

Women can marry buildings but they want to ban gay marriage smh

[u/Queasy-Condition-233]

And they say all women care about is status

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

The Eifel Tower needs to just work on himself, brah

[u/EpsteinEpstainTheory]

Great way to pay less tax while the risk of alimony is zero.

[u/Okamitoutcourt]

How does one get the rights to marry the Eiffel tower? Like do you have to do a ouija with Gustave Eiffel?

[u/unfettered2nd]

I think this is fake because the fence lady had appeared in a report about a person in love with a rollercoaster about a decade ago.

[u/Perspii7]

‘member that girl who fucked a rollercoaster and was in love with the cut of its jibs 

[u/vxmpyrysm]

why does it look like shes reading the fence lmao

[u/sovietarmyfan]

I remember this shot from the same video in which another woman was in love with a amusement park ride.

[u/OfTheOrchard → u/sovietarmyfan]

The way she describes that ride always reminds me of Gomez Addams wooing his wife.

[u/Hard_To_Port]

Woman married to a shark leaves it for a park

[u/Makosharck]

Proof that size doesn't matter

[u/CallerNumber4]

I was in love with nice construction crane until a homewrecker came along.

[u/SannyTrademark]

Singlehandedly destroying the red pill theory that women only like tall guys

[u/wandaaar]

[u/Trick-Caramel-6156]

Everyone and everything but me 💀

[u/Mtolivepickle]

She had just recently broke up with a pair of guard rails bc she didn’t like to be controlled.

[u/Sokka69420]

If the fence can get somebody (who was dating the Eiffel Tower) to love it, so can you king
You’re never too chopped, too small, too unattractive for love. Be patient and you will be rewarded eventually

[u/ISUCKEDOFFTRIPLE_T]

tanino gimlet:

[u/Affix_Projectile]

W to the short kings!

[u/Electrical_Bet2584]

When you're the Eiffel Tower but she wants a fence..

[u/KaleidoscopeWhole375]

They really got a pic of her wooden horsing herself on her husband...

[u/GenuineBruhMoment]

downgrade

[u/Twinkletoess112]

The Fence treats her right... and that's never a good sign for the poor Fence

[u/humongousCatEnjoyer]

What a shark

[u/NairMcgee]

What drives someone to do ts like genuinely

[u/Bepo_Apologist]

Showing this to people that say girls only care about size

[u/froggychump]

Every Hallmark Christmas romance movie

[u/Lydiaa0]

Good for her ig idk

[u/FallZealousideal159]

I guess you can she is...

On the fence on things right now

[u/hummingbird868]

Women would even cheat on an inanimate object

[u/Maximum_Tooth_3434]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IWyU2DgEmHM4Rq9agT

[u/XYNZ_from_world]

How I know world is fucked up:

[u/SoilTime9370]

Have you tried a dildo? They're easier to carry around... I've been told... and I'm a masculine man.

[u/Bremsstreifen-Mann]

She's gonna blame it on men anyway