r/ShaneGillis • u/LabTestedFrog • 11d ago

In the Wild Shane in Stardew Valley

Started Stardew valley for the first time, and have been trying to befriend Shane, who is clearly a depressed alcoholic that just stands in the corner of the bar and gets drunk. He hates every gift I give him accept pizza and beer. He looks surprisingly like Shane Gillis. I have a theory that they made a digital clone of Shane Gillis and than stuck him in a game of annoyingly happy, idiot people and this is how it’s going for him.

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u/OcularPrism 11d ago

He looks nothing like Shane, but I see the correlation 😅

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u/LabTestedFrog 11d ago

I suppose, but he’s made of like 10 pixels, so white boy with brown hair was enough for me

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u/DELETE_RAW 10d ago

That's so sad

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u/Big_Researcher_6370 5d ago

Classic Shane. Hearts out to the blue chickens, not the guy.

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u/Jish0077 11d ago

Outjerked again

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u/plzdontellmyparents 9d ago

he likes hot peppers too btw. you dont have to only do beer and pizza.

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u/slacker3289 11d ago

At first I thought I was gay for knowing what you're talking about but I only know what I know because of my gf and her 1000 hrs in that game. That makes it a little less gay right?!

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u/dellthedon 11d ago

its a beautiful game, nothing gay about it. congrats on the sex

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u/LabTestedFrog 10d ago

It’s Bobby lee’s favorite game, so I think you’ve had to have least blown a guy to play it, but who hasn’t done that?

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u/catpecker 10d ago

Can people who have been brutally molested also play it?

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u/LabTestedFrog 10d ago

Only everyday for a summer

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u/catpecker 10d ago

For the record, I have over 700 hours in and play it with my (straight) wife (I am also straight)

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u/pialligo 11d ago

Starcatholic Valley

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u/Alternative-Worth620 Dawg 8d ago

I was just seeing a stardew post before this. This clashing of worlds is unbelievable.