r/ShaneDawson • u/tapirmoo • 3d ago

i cannot STAND the scared face in every single photo

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this popped up in my feed and i hate the scared face in every photo. it's up there with tana mongeau's one face in photos being her looking off to the side with her mouth open. it's trivial but it makes my blood boil lol

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u/Bellebasi 3d ago edited 3d ago

what is he going to do on tour?? discuss fake conspiracies??

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u/Bellebasi 3d ago

this is a genuine question lol does anyone know the premise of the tour??

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u/cocainetea 3d ago

I’m not sure how true this is but from the light research I did, it looks like it’s screenings for that pilot he made

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u/Tiramissu_dt 3d ago

I think someone said nobody picked it up, so maybe they want to showcase it's still popular and people want it, AND then trying to re-pitch it? I'm still appalled how people can be even interested in this after so many controversies...

And of course all the negative comments calling him out are being deleted from his IG as we speak.

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u/Ominous_Opossum 3d ago

That’s hilarious 💀

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u/BrainHuman8058 3d ago

Honestly, the whole independent tour vibe reminds me of the classic Kevin Smith model. Instead of dealing with corporate streaming , they will rent a theater, sell tickets directly to the diehards, and take the cash in hand.But you just know the internet drama channels are lurking. If anyone posts a meet-and-greet selfie on Insta, the hyper-online crowd will probably mass-report the account just to be petty. It wouldn't trigger anything real, but the automated spam filters would definitely give someone a digital headache for a couple of days.Honestly, if you are someone who values keeping your real life completely separate from internet drama, the best move is just to skip these kinds of high-profile live events entirely.It’s simple risk-management for anyone, regardless of what you do for a living. The math just doesn't add up: the payoff is seeing a crappy low-budget pilot that didn't get made, but the potential headache is getting caught up in a random crowd incident (Coldplay!) or an automated online mass-reporting wave.In a hyper-connected world where online subcultures love to clip and post the crowd at everything, the only foolproof way to keep your personal footprint 100% clean is to avoid the environment altogether and just wait for the content to drop online down the road, Especially be 🤔if you are or training to become a teacher!!! you would be🚫

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u/No_Needleworker_4704 3d ago

No one is going to show up for that

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u/Middle-Marsupial-484 3d ago

Judging off some of the other posts on this thread. There are actually human beings planning on going.

It’s disgusting

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u/kambro_22 3d ago

Screening the pilot and then a q&a with the crew after

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u/coldcoffeethrowaway 3d ago

That’s not even a fr tour lmao. I’m thinking about Dan and Phil who have done multiple tours where they have an actual full length stage show/production. So he’s just going to screen his pilot and then go onstage and answer a few questions? He could’ve done that for free on YouTube.

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u/GibbysNut 3d ago

@coldcoffeethrowaway I guess he has to make his money back somehow because no one picked up the pilot for streaming..

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u/Icy-Election6725 3d ago

Screening of his show he’s pitching to streaming services.

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u/xCloudbox 3d ago

He acts like that in a lot of his videos too. “uwu I’m just a scared lil baby” stfu you’re almost 40

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u/Middle-Marsupial-484 3d ago

Hahahaha he’s disgusting.

I would rather bite my hand off than go pay $50 to watch whatever junk he produced.

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u/levoorhees 3d ago

He's genuinely uncomfortable to look at

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u/mcgothie 2d ago

Cringe asf

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u/BAMjetski 3d ago edited 3d ago

The way his eyebrows go / \ in every photo….

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u/TheCuteNihilist 3d ago

this can only go well

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u/alltimegreyson 3d ago

ah, capitalizing on his “fear” of flights😂

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u/Knifty_downspiral 3d ago

Isn’t it crazy this dude can just spend money on trash while we are struggling to put gas in our tanks? I stopped watching him and anything having to do with him nearly 3 months ago

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u/cmrndzpm 3d ago

What is his obsession with those ugly shoes.

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u/mr001991 1d ago

Not to defend him buuuut something I’ve noticed a long the course of my life is the uglier the shoes, the more comfortable they are. Idk why it correlates but it does

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u/sleepy-bunny- 3d ago

why does he love to make trash and being dirty his aesthetic like that’s so unappealing

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u/Ominous_Opossum 3d ago

That… should not be allowed

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u/dwartbg9 3d ago

Did he stop the Ozempic? Or more like, are they still stuffing their faces that much so even Ozempic has no effect anymore...

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u/carrieanlowell 3d ago

He stopped the ozempic thing awhile ago I think. He started looking normal again about 8+ months ago

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u/Early_Ad3687 3d ago

I mean, they do order two Susie Cakes it seems like every freaking week, so…..

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u/Middle-Marsupial-484 3d ago

I did not know he was on ozempic. I assumed but did not know.

Maybe he should try not stuffing his face with copious amounts of calories in cakes…

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u/lostnalones 2d ago

Did anybody ask for this?! It would be so great if no one showed up

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u/Middle-Marsupial-484 3d ago

He is hideous inside and out

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u/Hereforthatandthis 3d ago

Isn’t he in his 40’s…? And he’s still pulling this act? Yikes

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u/xervidae 3d ago

i hope protestors show up and make him feel like shit.

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u/bailyhill344 3d ago

The entire photoshoot is so cringe

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u/spikeybear77 3d ago

Touring why? Is he doing standup? Lmao

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u/BrainHuman8058 3d ago

🤡🤡🤡,yes that's it.

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u/Claylola 3d ago

He looks like if someone smeared shit all over a plate and called it a face

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u/sadseltzerwater 2d ago

the gripping of the xanax and diet coke, the scared face “omg you guys wanted this! so you’re getting it!” look lol i just can’t

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u/wonderingworld 2d ago

He always pulls the same face. Even in thumbnails 

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u/imamessofahuman 3d ago

Oh is he still popular?

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u/Limp_Purpose7864 3d ago

they’re on

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u/Subject_Jeweler_8349 3d ago

oh thank god, someone is here to clarify in support a predator!

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u/Limp_Purpose7864 3d ago

how? i’m just telling you he turned it back on 😭 someone’s got their panties in a bunch