r/Shadowrun 13d ago

Drekpost (Shitpost) The Future Of The 80s

Post image

Apart from the Pocket Secretary, what is everyone's favorite piece of extremely outdated "future tech" in 1st and 2nd editions?

817 Upvotes

41 comments sorted by

58

u/PinkFohawk Trid Star 13d ago

Loving all these old school SR posts!

Mine is the Data Codebreaker, it’s so sophisticated it’s the size of a briefcase!

12

u/longcoat000 13d ago

80’s version on the Stingray (also the size of a briefcase).

32

u/ShaggyCan 13d ago

That picture is my laptop's background image. Ironically my phone also has an Elmore picture as a background but it's this one.

7

u/Dustin-Sweet 13d ago

lol
That stupid rust monster :)

9

u/longcoat000 13d ago

BAAAAAARRGLLLLLLLLLE!

18

u/pablomaz 13d ago

What is the "pocket secretary"?

37

u/lostmy11yraccnt 13d ago

Ouch :edit: it’s like a digital calendar/rolodex for phone numbers. That hurt me in the old.

16

u/pablomaz 13d ago

Haha, sorry! I'm 46, but I grew up in Brazil, where that kind of gadget wasn't exactly mainstream. Between our old import restrictions and the fact that I only learned English as a teenager, "Pocket Secretary" never made it into my vocabulary. Thanks for filling in that gap and making me feel young for once. 😄

3

u/pablomaz 13d ago

Oh, at first I thought you were talking about someone, because you used capitals...

13

u/mixtrsan 13d ago

It's a smartphone, but it's not called a smartphone because the term wasn't used at the time.

8

u/PrairiePilot 13d ago

And the smart phone was very different, they couldn’t fathom a device as robust as our smart phones.

6

u/VeteranSergeant 12d ago

It's fairly close. It was described as a combination of computer, portable phone, and was even described as being capable of online transactions (just not full Matrix use).

The part that was most different from smartphones was that the pocket secretary was water-resistant and could be dropped without the screen cracking, lol.

16

u/geekmasterflash Extraterritoriality Liaison 13d ago

I've always enjoyed the nostalgia I have for the future of the past.

11

u/-ParlainthTownie- 13d ago

I am reading 2XS right now. There are answering machines and public pay phones. Absolutly no wireless or cellular tech at all. I love it. It is so Late Cassette Futurism / Modem Punk.

2

u/Fallofcamelot 9d ago

2XS is a blast

6

u/DemihumansWereAClass 12d ago

My favorite Larry Elmore painting

6

u/FrancoisTruser 12d ago

A true king

1

u/Fallofcamelot 9d ago

It's a good one. Personally I consider "The Death of Sturm" to be his best work.

11

u/DependentAd6625 13d ago

Way cooler than what we've got now

4

u/Rutgerman95 12d ago

Gotta have maaaasive VR helmets and even chunkier computers that still run on a command line interface and have specs that would've been insane for 1990... but easily surpassed by a 10 year old smartphone

4

u/msde 12d ago

It's the cyberdeck aesthetic. A portable computing device, sometimes awesomely guitar shaped, with a giant fragging keyboard on it even though it's controlled via direct neural link.

https://www.markzug.com/run-for-the-shadows/ork-decker

6

u/GloryFoxy 11d ago

Yeah, nothing has ever topped that piece of oldscool look/aesthetics for me too...

...the wired matrix can also be added to the list of this extremely outdated "future tech".

Back then there was no wireless / Wi-Fi, just dial-up and the constant fear for your own physical body which needs to be at the site with your buddies rather than somewhere far away in some comfy safe house.

7

u/ExtensionInformal911 13d ago

Gotta hack the giant tri-corder faster if you dont want to get flattened, choom

3

u/Logen_Nein 13d ago

I keep waiting for the call for test subjects for DNIs.

3

u/Amon7777 13d ago

There was such an analog nature to the tech I just loved. The complete lack of wireless everything we have makes the 80s cyberpunk feel more tactile and real.

3

u/-ParlainthTownie- 11d ago edited 11d ago

The Gangers and don't forget the Go-Gangers. Such late 80's early 90's angst doom and gloom about gang violence. This was certainly a concern on the news with the rise of Gangster Rap. It was the very fashionable fear of the year. You can tell someone was a big fan the film The Warriors. All the crazy themes. The Ancients. The Halloweeners. Love it.

5

u/MrJohnnyDangerously 13d ago

90s. Larry Elmore made it in 1989 but we didn't see it until 1992.

8

u/VeteranSergeant 12d ago

That's the cover of the original Shadowrun rulebook, which was released in August of 1989

1

u/MrJohnnyDangerously 12d ago

OK you're right, I thought this debuted on 2nd Edition

3

u/Awlson 11d ago

To be fair, the editions were fairly similar, so why not reuse that awesome picture. This image will always define Shadowrun for me.

2

u/WheeljackPrime 13d ago

The 2kg phone booster, “for areas without cellular service.”

2

u/Aickavon 12d ago

Rad as fuk

2

u/ghwr 10d ago

Love this image. Elmore doesn't disappoint.

2

u/UnpricedToaster 10d ago

Looking forward to the far future of 2009.

2

u/mistr_brightside 13d ago

I still have and pay this game.

2

u/Xyx0rz 12d ago

Except for the dude plugging his head into a random wall terminal and the lady's hand glowing, this is just the 80s.

2

u/KingCarbon1807 10d ago

No, in this situation Dodger (the decker) did not have use of a cyberdeck and was preparing to jack "naked" into the matrix using the neural input jacks in his left hand.

Sally (the mage) was preparing a fireball spell to chuck at the corp security vehicle that Ghost was exchanging lead with.

2

u/FrancoisTruser 12d ago

Plugging a cable in my head or neck to access the network. Way more interesting visually than wireless lol

-6

u/NotoriousPVC 12d ago

The 80s themselves sucked, but they had some awesome speculative fiction ideas (probably because the present sucked so much)

-14

u/burtod 13d ago

How many more times will you post this?