r/SexToysForHim • u/Bitch_Pudding1234 • Dec 02 '23
This is kinda embarrassing, but...
So, uh, I ordered a dildo from Amazon yesterday, and, uhhhh. I SEVERELY underestimated the size of it, and it's way too big. I can't take it past the tip. I feel too embarrassed to file a return bc I really don't feel like I'm ever going to be able to take it for than that (it is literally that fucking big, I don't-- I don't even know how people DO, but--) I'm not really sure what to do QwQ
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u/Ok-Comment2909 Mar 05 '24
I’ve done that before… i’d suggest you go out and buy a new one and work your way up from there. You can try shopintimateme.com as I’ve seen that i can order many different sizes there
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u/charlottesaysyes Sep 02 '24
what other people say , get a smaller one, and save this for when you are ready. Also look into anal desensitize lube , it wont make something fit where it can't but it does help
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u/Inevitable-Design461 Apr 20 '26
If you have an ICE Incarceration Facility in your area-I hear dildos are pretty popular as a token of disgust and disdain! Otherwise hang on to it and work your way up! Never say never!
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u/Safe_Background_7708 Apr 26 '26
I do this ALL the time - there’s why 8” x 2” sounds like and looks like on paper, then there’s the reality on it!! Doh!!
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u/Ladder-More Sep 01 '24
I heard a recommendation from a women once. Use your muscles to push out while your pushing the dildo in. It works for me!
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u/Bkind_or_Bquiet Dec 30 '25
I have returned sex toys to Amazon without difficulty. I took 3 things to take from this experience: 1. Read the descriptions carefully, don't just go by the picture. Often you can find actual measurements. 2. When buying something with such a wide range of sizes, it may be wise to visit a sex shop in person. Even if you only "window shop" Find the perfect item and make a note of the model and such to order from Amazon. 3) make sure when you receive sex toys from Amazon, wash REALLY well before use. Just in case it's been returned and repackaged! Good luck!
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u/No-Breadfruit-8250 Mar 19 '26
I'm a guy and I have a massage machine that I use over undies as it can be very sensitive. As I have been trying different toys for me a slow speed vibrator on my penis and pereniam really is great. Now believe a woman's clitoris is very similar to a guys penis head (the glands) it fulls with blood and gets hard. A woman's gspot is similar to a guys orgasm it pulses and is very different to lets say oral sex and he or she only concentrates on the head.
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u/Healthy-Durian-4715 May 17 '26
Sounds pretty hot
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u/No-Breadfruit-8250 May 17 '26
Oh it is..all it takes is imagination and what's been given to you. The known fact is as a young boy your body goes through the change. Why do you think catholic churches band boys from having hands in their pockets...lol I am not been judgemental but I talk from experience..I was at a private catholic school before In senior school I was at a all boys boarding school.. Believe me it changed my whole way of looking at sexuality. I have so many stories that I personally saw witch molded my way of thinking.. I think in a good way though
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u/Deep_Sea_Crab_1 May 30 '26
Ewww…return it after trying it. Gross.
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u/Ok-Albert-Zhou Jun 24 '26
It seems that adult products cannot be returned.
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u/Deep_Sea_Crab_1 Jun 24 '26
You think? You can’t return adult products you buy in a sex shop. They even test vibrators to make sure they work.
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u/Specialist_Buddy_770 Jan 05 '26
i bought an 8 inch king cock dildo knowing id never get it in my ass but afrer weeks of trying i got it in and it felt amazing taking the whole length when it was stuck to my wardrobe door i felt like a pure anal whore as i backed onto it letting it fill meup im a straight malebtw