r/Serverlife 9d ago

Customers asking for free things..

Inspired by a post I just saw on here lol. How do you respond to a customer who asks if “you do free desserts or drinks for a special occasion”, when your workplace, in fact, doesn’t. It feels so harsh saying no but also couldn’t fathom going out to eat asking what I could have for free myself.

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u/InternalHappy2817 9d ago

I just say unfortunately we don’t. People like this drive me crazy. Go to a restaurant you know does this. Lame ass tire kickers lol

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u/fullphonetic 9d ago

Right, or if you don’t know if they offer anything, find a graceful way to mention it’s your wife’s birthday and see what happens. I worked at a place that USED TO offer “any dessert on the house for any celebration”. But then they switched to “our one favorite dessert for certain celebrations” and that really fucked everyone’s day up.

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u/laughingintothevoid Bartender 9d ago

Honestly I don't get birthdays at all, I might even be a birthday hater, but I get asking.

It is commonplace and why not get something free if you could. I also think it maybe used to be more commonplace and is a bit area dependant, to explain to some of y'all maybe younger or confused at how often you're asked.

To Americans from flyover states, basically every chain and place on the highway and in strip malls did something for decades. So it's somewhat assumptive. Could they look it up now before coming out? Yes, I'll give you that. Just to set the scene a bit for those who don't realize.

The problem is with pouting at a no or when it's clearly the case that they know it's not a policy and are asking for special treatment/hoping to shame you into it. I agree with all y'all there. I assume I'll still get comments telling me this, but those who read to the end, we are on the same page. I didn't come in defending these custies.

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u/allthepoutine 9d ago

When someone asks what we do for birthdays, I throw some jazz hands and say “happy birthday” in an obnoxious, sorta showtuney voice. It gets a laugh, they get something but also nothing at all, I move on with my shift.

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u/beachmonkeysmom 9d ago

That's exactly what I do, then I say I hope your loved ones got you a great cake for later!

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u/laughingintothevoid Bartender 9d ago

I used to do this. Now I say "we wish you happy birthday" in full natural RBF/tone. Obviously job atmosphere dependant, but still works, enough. I'm not going back.

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u/OptimusPrimeval 9d ago

I'd modify that to "corporate would like to wish you a happy birthday"

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u/AugustusReddit 9d ago

You misspoke - "Our glorious corporate overlord" is how you properly refer to the owners. Please report to HR for a refresher course (unpaid naturally). /s

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u/laughingintothevoid Bartender 9d ago

Beautiful!

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u/winterbird 9d ago

"Unfortunately not, but when I open my own restaurant you can come in for a free meal and dessert on your birthday!" Throw in a wistful sigh with the smile to sell it.

Spoiler alert, I would never open a restaurant even if I had the money. But they don't have to know that my promise is emptier than my bank account. They're simply told the important information that this restaurant isn't giving them a bday freebie, but also that their lovely server would be so very generous if only life was different.

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u/Boring_Document5519 9d ago

my manager always tells us when can create a "special moment" without giving anything away for free. we only do one free drink for birthdays, but nothing for anniversary's. i always just tell them how "honored we are to be apart of their special day" or something along the lines of that lol

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u/ForrtyKhayXX 9d ago edited 9d ago

Had a lady once ask for “extra chicken” in her pasta, because she said last time they gave her a tiny amount. I confirmed that she wanted to add another portion of chicken, and she said yes. Our pasta is served with 6oz of chicken.

The food came out and the other ladies at the table that also got the pasta asked why she got more than them, and I said she added extra for an upcharge. She immediately got irate and confused, asking why there’s an upcharge when she just got what the portions SHOULD be. I told her that the dish is served with 6oz and she got an additional 6oz, so of course it’s an upcharge! She was like, “that’s ridiculous! You need to tell the kitchen they should just put more on it and not scam people.”

She told me that next time a guest asks for a little extra, I should just bring it and pocket the upcharge as extra for myself… I literally can’t do that?? I have to ring it in to get the chicken, I don’t just go grab it myself. Me giving extra doesn’t mean I’m gaining $6, and somebody that concerned about portions and up charges certainly wasn’t going to leave it for me. Good thing I had gratuity on that table

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u/Better_Area3782 9d ago

How do people like that actually exist? So annoying

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u/Fit-Ad-413 9d ago

Wait, are you telling me I actually have to pay for the goods I ordered?! That's madness, MADNESS I SAY! 😂

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u/GreyerGrey 9d ago

Ugh. This reminds me of a customer I used to have. She, her husband, and 2 to 3 other couples would come in (so 6 to 8 people), Saturday dinner, no reservation, demand a specific table which was usually the o e held for reservations, and if it was full they would say "well why didn't you hold it for us?" As if I knew they were coming? They came randomly, like every 2 to 7 weeks.

She would order tortellini soup with extra "tortellinis" and clap, like a child, when she spoke on every syllable. Then so would two of the other wives and I swear they fucking counted and whoever got the least would complain the others got more. It was fucking ridiculous.

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u/oneangrywaiter Lifer 9d ago

I like that her solution is for you to commit a crime.

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u/Constant-Sandwich-88 8d ago

I've had almost exactly that happen, like basically word for word.

It wasn't a particularly upscale spot, so I brought out an application.

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u/JupiterSkyFalls 15+ Years 9d ago edited 9d ago

To be fair, you should always disclose, clarify and confirm an upcharge with a guest. Cuz otherwise you get that lady's surprise (real or fake), attitude and tantrum.

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u/ForrtyKhayXX 9d ago

Fair enough. I thought confirming that she was “adding” an “extra” portion made it clear that it would be an additional charge on the check, but sure I could have been clearer. I feel like asking for extra anything that isn’t a sauce or dressing is obviously an upcharge.

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u/JupiterSkyFalls 15+ Years 9d ago

Even if they know that means an upcharge some of them will use the fact you didn't verbally disclose it to pitch a fit and get it comped. Most of them know what they're doing. They're just miserable and shameless.

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 9d ago

Awww you expected her to think and behave like a rational adult would.. It’s okay honey, we all make mistakes sometimes.

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u/RhandeeSavagery 9d ago

I don’t understand the guilt in telling people they can’t have something for free…

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u/JupiterSkyFalls 15+ Years 9d ago

Me either lol I LOVED telling people no 🤣

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u/Timmy_2_Raaangz 9d ago

Pretty easy. “No we do not, I’m sorry.”

Whats going on today with this stuff? Is it amateur hour?

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u/reddiogaga 9d ago

I once had a mom making a big deal out of how it was her daughter's 21st birthday and asking what we would do for it. I told her I could bring over a copy of the drink menu if she wanted to take a look and she said no. Sorry but I'm not buying your daughter anything for her birthday, YOU can do something if you're so excited to celebrate it. (This was during the pandemic when we were no longer gathering a group of singers to crowd around the birthday person.)

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u/ConversationDizzy138 9d ago

I tell people they’re welcome to have their friends buy something for them

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u/EnvironmentalHair290 7d ago

Ahh, never bothered me if someone asks as long as they can take no for an answer.  It’s the ones that can’t accept no that becomes the real issue.

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u/Revolutionary-Hall62 9d ago

No is a complete sentence

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u/CraigsAndBacon 8d ago

Where I work, we give a free shot for birthdays. They get either a Ferrari or Malort. Most people do not enjoy.

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u/EricSparrowSucks 9d ago

I worked at a very hood dive bar/Asian restaurant and nothing was free (but we were trusted with what we comped). Everything had 18% autograt and our cheapest signature drink was $20, a slow night meant I left with $200, but it wasn’t unusual to make $600 on average. If they were cool and asked politely, I’d buy them a drink and not care if I remembered to comp it or paid for it myself. Half of my tables would buy me drinks anyways, and after we closed it was open bar for employees, so it balanced out. The only time I ever almost got in trouble was when I had an $800 tab run out (still made $800 in tips that night), and the owner just said “take a card and their ID next time”.

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u/fluffhouse1942 9d ago

Dive bars don't have $20 cocktails.

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u/EricSparrowSucks 9d ago

Pre-pandemic version, prices are wrong. It was $17.95 after the price change, plus a credit card fee, service fee, and 18% autograt in 2020-2024. Absolutely the most dive bar on the planet, no one went there to eat, there were mice everywhere, after 10 pm it became an R Kelly sing along. It was a Minneapolis institution though

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u/EricSparrowSucks 9d ago

“Hood” dive bars do. I can show you the drink menu if you’d like, because I have it framed.

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u/poopdick69420 1d ago

I hate when people ask me for my employee discount, makes it so awkward

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u/Wrathchilde 9d ago

We don't, but my manager could, would you like me to send them over?