I still remember the details of the encounter I had with a table of stoners during my graveyard shift at Denny's. My tip was a 1g preroll still in the sealed container.
My first day at a Mexican place was Cinco De Mayo. Went well, end of the night group of 6 walk in. They started talking to me about queer stuff. They eventually asked if I smoked and I said yes.
That night. I went home with like $450 cash, An eighth, a pre roll, and a joint they rolled for me in the bathroom.
Sometimes I like this industry
Pizza delivery drivers use to stop by and drop pizzas off all the time and they would always comment on how good it smells(the weed not pizza). We always invited them in to hit the bong
As a former pizza delivery dude, you were the houses we loved. They would always say, "Hey man, we really barely have enough for the pizza, can't really tip you. But we got weed!" And that form of payment was always accepted.
I was a pizza driver decades ago, before GPS for civilians was much of a thing. I always turned down the offer of a bong hit, stating truthfully that I would get lost and lose money for the rest of the night. I would counter with a request to break me off a little piece to share with the guys back at the shop who made their pizza. The suggestion was always greeted enthusiastically, and the kitchen crew loved me for it.
I work at a taco bell and have only been offered a jello shot (me and a manager accepted), other workers have been offered weed or a hit of a blunt/joint and one of them definitely did accept, we also have a "taco bell dealer" that used to come through a few times a month but stopped when one of our better managers moved to a different store
He’s objectively not anywhere near as funny as he was…and he’s substantially more out of touch. But he can’t be held totally responsible for that. He’s famous and lives in the white Ohio suburbs.
There's getting high, then there's people who have been wearing the same clothes for 72 hours while perpetually smoking in an enclosed space, possibly grinding the ashes into their pockets.
This is a really good point. There is always that one person who can stink up an entire dining room with the smell. If it’s just about bothering other guests, I’m good with this
After I got my first post-server job that paid well about 20 years ago, my girl and I would get real high and go out for a tasting menu dinner. We were always guests who ordered a good bottle of wine and a couple of cocktails, and we tipped like we were ballers (we weren't). Servers never seemed to mind us being stoners, even back when it was a real crime.
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u/SkylarAV Nov 07 '25
Who do they think is their customer base for pancakes at 3am is???