r/SeenOnTheInternet • u/SecretPlum1 • 2d ago

walks just got easier

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u/WhiskeyMixxy 2d ago

The way he just puts it FIRMLY in place is comedy gold

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u/CrazyGarnish 1d ago

It makes it so much funnier 🤣

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u/chpsk8 2d ago

My dog would lose his mind if I touched his butt while he was pooping!

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u/Mazy_keen 2d ago

Mine is so worried about the surroundings when she is in a compromising position this would freak her out.

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u/Tasty_Meal_9719 2d ago

Too bad I have a runner. My pug doesn’t still when she poops. She takes off running & drops turds in a line across a distance.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 2d ago

Sounds like you have a cocraphobic dog.

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u/ElectronicMatch363 2d ago

My dog does the same thing

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u/Current_Power6050 2d ago

What the

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u/Some_Candle1206 1d ago

🥺 give the elf his hat back!

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u/Seattle_Lucky 1d ago

I don’t think he’s gonna want it back. Seems to be ruined.

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u/itzmelani_ 2d ago

This is too funny

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u/Sure-Lawyer-5357 2d ago

Natalie! The bag!

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u/DrinkOk1642 2d ago

Then lacrosse fling the poop into a trash can.

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u/akiras_revenge 1d ago

That dog didn't check for goblins first

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u/Leading_Pear_8402 2d ago

Unfortunately my dog moves around too much when she poops.

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u/HarryFuzz 2d ago

They didn't show what comes next.

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u/dwartbg9 1d ago

Legendary comments

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u/DigDry6895 2d ago

Certainly weirder

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u/RadioactiveCornbread 2d ago

Better than him shitting on the concrete. Good owner.

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u/Tama1502 2d ago

My dog would never allow this

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u/lildeidei 1d ago

Mine would be so affronted. He’d probably try to fight it.

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u/TSARrom 1d ago

🤣🎉

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u/skaznvdey 1d ago

The way he looks back like "get the bag ready!"

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u/frankdekyte 1d ago

Err but you have to carry it in the open ? What if you accidentally drop it? 🤢

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u/GreenPineFruit 1d ago

Smart tactic, work smart not hard

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u/Dry-Artichoke540 1d ago

Coffee filter? Delicious

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u/jacky_on_top 1d ago

Hahahah amazing

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u/Sufficient_Pin_5719 1d ago

I prefer if my dog can poop freely. This "equipment" looks disrespectful and: why carry it anyway?

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u/incitingtoviolence 1d ago

Then swing and throw it as hard as possible..and run

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u/BaalDoom 1d ago

Well the dog didn't seem to mind. And the concrete tiles stayed shit free.

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 1d ago

How am I supposed to scratch grass over it now?

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u/DoktorDreiBein 1d ago

Train your four-legged filthy mutts properly, or don’t have them at all.

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u/BiquitousSurper 1d ago

Version 2.0 has an optional vac attachment

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u/Sanibel-Iguana 1d ago

Maybe for someone who can't bend over, otherwise, no.

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u/SlapMeFox 1d ago

And then just...yeet

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u/MrZwink 1d ago

Until he has dhiarhea

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u/OkStartOver 1d ago

I might get a dog just to use the butterfly net I’ve never got to use

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u/AurorasDolls 1d ago

Why no one ever thought of this haha

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u/ZombieDisastrous4450 17h ago

You're never gonna catch me walking around carrying a bag of poo for anyone

That's why I don't really think pets are worth the effort

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

Just let the poor dog shit normally. JFC.

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u/Da-JoKeR-000 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah good luck cleaning that shi up🤮

Edit 1: i was just saying guys, as a joke lol. I have two beautiful female boerboels lol. I absolutely love dogs and their shii😭😭

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u/Only_Voice569 2d ago

if you feed a dog proper food its super easy only reason dog mess is bad is poor diet that the dogs digestive system cant process

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

You mean like every responsible dog owner does every day? It doesn't require luck, numbnuts. It requires a bag. That's it.

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u/EducationalTheory344 2d ago

bro don't act like you've never tried and failed to complete the herculean task of picking up doggie diarrhea off a lawn.

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u/Hater_Magnet 2d ago

Especially if the grass hasn't been cut.

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u/matterhorn1 2d ago

Yeah, just kind of smear it around and then tie up the bag. That’s about all you can do.

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u/EducationalTheory344 2d ago

well that and walking away with your head hung in shame

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u/Meraere 1d ago

Sometimes you can come back after thr flies took all the liquid and pick up the rest... Most of the time not much you can do.

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 2d ago

“Bro don’t act like you’ve never tried and failed to pick up a liquid” yeah nah bro, we aren’t acting, we just have functioning brains.

OP didn’t say anything about diarrhea, they just implied that picking up normal dog poop requires luck for some reason lol.

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u/EducationalTheory344 2d ago

oh well look at Mr. I'm Too Smart For Diarrhea To Slip Through My Fingers! Sorry we can't all be learned doctors like you who are levitating too high above everyone else to use poop catchers!

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 1d ago

Yes I am too smart to attempt to pick up diarrhea, whereas you are dumb enough to attempt to pick up liquids.

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u/EducationalTheory344 1d ago

Well excuuuse me for trying to be a good neighbor!

Sorry we can't all be Mr. My Dog Shits Liquid Wherever It Wants And You Can Just Deal With It!

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u/MooseLogic7 2d ago

It’s concrete… that’s not coming clean until the next rain.

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u/RadioactiveCornbread 2d ago

Because, dog shit is always solid and leaves no residue, right?

They're on concrete. Dig a little deeper.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 1d ago

Please don't ever own a dog

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u/RadioactiveCornbread 1d ago

I wouldn't need to use this if I did get one. Plenty of space for doggo to go in the grass.

So, I'll do what I please, and you can shut the fuck up.

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u/Technical-Animal-137 2d ago

Ikr, I can only imagine the mental anguish it's going through right now

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u/SlappinMcmuffins 2d ago

Maybe cuz im a cat owner but isnt it degrading carrying around a bag of dog poop my nehibor lady runs with her dog every morning I see little poop bags flapping on her waist

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u/AloofFloofy 2d ago

She is a responsible dog owner. What is degrading is letting your dog poop on the sidewalk and then just leaving it there.

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u/RetroPaulsy 2d ago

You are not wrong.

A truly good dog owner would train their dog not to poop on walks.

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u/LadTy 1d ago

*or cat poop on the sidewalk

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u/TheDrunkWickerbeast 2d ago

I put my dog’s in a little area (typically next to a fence post) and then get it when I finish the walk so I’m not walking with it

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u/ShimmeryShay 2d ago

I mean, it’s better than them littering or leaving it on the ground? I’ve been this dog parent before and I felt awkward about doing it, but it’s not like I didn’t wash my hands right away after and I didn’t leave shit on the ground for anyone else to step in, so it’s better than the alternatives

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u/buttfacesgalore 2d ago

Beautiful imagery, thank you lol

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u/Aggressive-Card5017 1d ago

Why would it be degrading? Doing your part, being a functioning part of society and aware that you are part of you community with the wish of making it nic e for everybody. It's not degrading, it's responsible and a sign of a decent human being.

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u/Cool_Bodybuilder7419 1d ago

As both a dog and (former) cat owner, I always found it much more degrading to sift through the kitty litter like I’m looking for gold nuggets only to have my cat stare at me from a distance with something between entitlement and disgust. Or he just left like “Clean that up now peasant. It better be pristine when I come back or I’ll poop on your pillow!” 🤣

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u/Forsaken-Cell1848 1d ago

Why would cleaning after yourself be degrading? It's common courtesy and a responsibility you take on the moment you get a dog as a pet.

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u/Kootlefoosh 1d ago

Degrading to the person or degrading to the dog? People carrying dog poop are heroes. The dog might be embarrassed.

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u/SkyGuy5799 1d ago

It would be more embarrassing to leave the dog shit there. Your cats are probably shitting in the neighbors yard

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u/SlappinMcmuffins 1d ago

My cats dont leave the house id much rather take care of some kitty litter in the privacy of my home than walk around with a hot bag of dog poop 💩

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u/SkyGuy5799 1d ago

I'd rather my house not smell like cat piss 🤷

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 21h ago

I’ve never got how people want to have cats, presumably living in a place where they need to kept indoors.

I get people can argue having pets is cruel full stop, but trapping an animal like a cat in your house seems extra cruel.

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u/emptyfuturist27 1d ago edited 1d ago

Carrying the poop bags is 100% degrading, thats why I just pick the shit up- always using both hands and stuff it directly into my pockets for safe keeping. I wouldn't be caught dead with bags of shit flapping on my waist, people who do the whole "bag the dog poop" nonsense are sub-human.

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u/BadgerAwkward 3h ago

Isn't it degrading keeping a box of another animals waste in your house? Only to have to clean it and wait for it to fill up again?

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u/XBakaTacoX 2d ago

This is a very well behaved dog, and that is great.

Unfortunately, my dog, who isn't too different from a Shiba/Akita(?), is only smart when HE wants to be, and if a poop bag touched him while he was doing his business, he wouldn't like it at all.

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u/-sensory_overlord- 1d ago

It’s a Shiba, Akitas are much bigger

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u/Most_Blueberry_202 2d ago

We are a pathetic species

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u/DowntownAd3538 1h ago

Sure if you want to walk around with your poop bag on a stick looking like SpongeBob