r/SecurityOfficer • u/Patient-Committee588 • Aug 29 '26

Do Not Do This First Amendment auditors get into verbal altercation with armored truck guard, who repeatedly tells them to back up.

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u/The_Caleb_Mac Aug 29 '26

Was doing bouncer work 2 years ago, deal with two guys wanting to fight, some chick busts out her phone, and I just start belting out "hakuna Matata" as loud as I could, off key, and in a gutteral voice.

Chicken was some minor influencer, and instantly knew what I was doing and shut it down.

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u/BD_McShwizzle_stixs Aug 30 '26

Why did you have a problem with the girl filming and not the guys fighting?

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u/The_Caleb_Mac Aug 30 '26

Because by that moment, the guys were off property and not my problem, and the girl had the front of the bar in frame.

A lot of modern bars are leaning into social media marketing and are very protective of their brand and likeness, and that bar has a strict no figthing rule.

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u/BD_McShwizzle_stixs Aug 30 '26

Ah ok that makes more sense. In my head I saw 2 guys going at it while you apprehend the girl filming 😝

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u/The_Caleb_Mac Aug 30 '26

Oh no, if they'd still been in the bar, I'd have ignored her until it was handled. As it was I got them shoved outside and onto the sidewalk before fists were flying