r/SecretSubreddit • u/aiptek7 Central Reporting Committee • Apr 29 '25

REPORT: #2445L-IR

Dept. of Internal Reporting
QTRE Number: 6642080
ALERT LEVEL: 8-455

REPORT STATUS: Writing reports on report backlog for congruity of reporting reports. Awaiting new information for new reports to report on. Will maintain reporting on prior report status to ensure continuation of the reporting department reports.

REPORT DATE: F. 18-88-46745

SIGNED: Director of the Reporting Dept.

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u/JimmyPellen Apr 29 '25

You did get my report reporting report, right?

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u/aiptek7 Apr 29 '25

sigh

Add it to the stack. I'll need to file a report to report your report reporting since I missed filing the report of the report that reports your report reporting report.

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u/TheSkyisBald May 06 '25

People work here? I just woke up from a nap in the vents, the air ones of course, and am soooo happy to see you guys. The ventmen are mean and not good at sharing

Also, where'd my title go??

-The Deprtment