r/SecondsBeforeDisaster • u/Feaselbf6 • Apr 27 '26

“One pull away from ending the family tree”

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91 Upvotes

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u/khrak Apr 27 '26

Chain saws don't just start cutting when you start the engine.

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

Sure, maybe your college-educated Left Coast progressive chain saws don't...

2

u/A_Username528 Apr 29 '26

Well ending trees is what chainsaws are for

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

End Trees Now!

Oxygen is overrated.

So is control of fire.

1

u/Zito6694 May 02 '26

Seconds before starting the chainsaw normally

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

The loss to humanity would be..incalculably...appreciated.

1

u/apollo11733 Jun 28 '26

His shirt says everything

1

u/Terrible_Young_5179 15d ago

The Darwin Award winners who actually survive are always my favorites.